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Monkeys Fist

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  1. This article might interest you, Renton. https://www.downtoearth.org.in/interviews/environment/-leave-the-sentinelese-alone--61317 It mentions the points you raised above.
  2. I’m slightly disappointed he didn’t put it on his head, mind.
  3. They’ve all spawned a pinball machine, each one of which you have in your garage… …covered in jizz
  4. They should agree, but put Chi Onwurah in charge.
  5. Can I get 100+ hours out of this game? I’m quite happy fucking about hunting and collecting shit, I have a worryingly OCD need to do every side mission in a game, and I really enjoyed the previous one. I’ve only got enough brownie points to get 1 of the super-duper AAA games before Christmas, it was going to be Fallout 76, but fuck that shite At the minute, I’m torn between Assassins Creed Kebab Shop, and R2D2. Help a chap out. Also, when’s The Last Of Us 2 out?
  6. Looks like you’ve some black mould spots there mate.
  7. Sounds like a Monty Python sketch.
  8. Dead dude’s family have “forgiven” the islanders for killing him. I’m sure the islanders are sleeping easier tonight.
  9. Let’s pretend for a moment that they didn’t turn the fucker in to a pincushion the second he landed. What was his plan? How was he going to convert a tribe, who speak an unknown language and have been separated from other humans for nearly 60,000 years, in to believing that some Jewish chippy’s bastard that pegged it 2000 years ago is the saviour of mankind, and if they’ll just put these nice clothes on, build a church and forget their culture, the dead bloke will come back and all will be well? Its probably best that they insta-killed him.
  10. Still could, even in death. Fucking plum.
  11. Once all the manufacturers have moved their factories to China or wherever, we needn’t worry about these pesky “trade deals”. Can’t trade if you don’t make anything …
  12. Why don’t you ask the Souness loving, so-called accountant?
  13. What The Fuck? (He’s going to get ill quickly if he keeps kissing raw chicken minge).
  14. Is that like Gandhi but a bit fatter and more dyslexic?
  15. Some American Christian missionary fuckwit hired some Indian fishermen to drop him off on Sentinel Island, ( where one of the last uncontacted tribes lives, they generally kill the fuck out of anyone who tries to get on their island). In the least shocking news of the week, they killed the fuck out of him with arrows. What a throbber. “ Have you heard the Good News of Our Lord and Savio… KATHUNK!” “ Get to fuck” * * in Sentinelese. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-india-46286215
  16. Aye, same here-Forest Hall Left Wing Massive CT thinking “ I didn’t see this Mebbies bloke on the list, mind”.
  17. Special Offer- One Week Only! “ Buy two guns, get a free pack of Thoughts and Prayers”
  18. Alzheimers is a terrible disease, isn’t it?
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