Monkeys Fist

He should just send Mad Dog out to speak to the press. Picture the chaos on Twatter.

Filthy sitters.

Doesn’t matter- he lives in a burrow.

That’s you, that is.

Didn’t he have a sitcom that showed over here ages ago, or am I thinking of another droopy-jowelled, dead pan Septic?

If the mountains won’t come to Mohammad, or whatever …

Pics or GTF. This isn’t the sunshine fanny thread- we needs evidence

I hope they gave the seats a good jetwashing before they let the sheep in… … actually- no I don’t

So, Twatter has it wrong How does dropping a baby out of a window end up with burning buses and tipped Plod wagons, though?

No mention of Roma involvement on the BBC. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cy795we0vngo

ASMd YP

Also Lee “ Who? “ Thompson Rob “Works in Aldi” Potts Alan “ YTS” McMichael Reggie “ Not Will Still” Le Breves * these might not be their actual names, but hey, close enough

Is Burtons the preferred nomenclature?

News just in from Suburban Drugs Hotline… Let’s be careful out there

This is just Wykiki after 2 half’s of shandeh !

Cheeky fucker has more front than Christy Canyons. Are we not acknowledging “The Don” anymore, and his sidekick the Snake Oil Salesman?

According to the report released today, one of the main reasons our pandemic response plan wasn’t updated after an exercise in 2016 showed flaws- too busy “planning” for Brexit. So not only was the Brexit planning an utter waste of time and money, but it played a contributory part in the deaths of 227,000 UK citizens. The entire fools gallery of chucklefucks who pushed for it, starting with Farage, and followed by Mogg, Johnson, Francois, and the rest, should be slammed in jail for treason. Oops, we can’t , because the fucking jails are full.

Not if you weren’t close, no. Send a card.

Don’t listen to this bloke Fish, he’s got a “lifestyle” TV for his 2nd (!!!!) Reception room (!!!!!!!!!!!!). Also, you feel how you feel. Family you’re not close to is a tricky one, especially if it’s in circumstances outside of the norm. 👍 Listen to me- I have no reception room, nor tv in it.

Was your dad a passing seaman with a supply of excess football strips though, marra?

When did Stuart Pearce start playing bass for them?

Buttons compared to 14 years of corruption.

Would.

Also, bloke has on a face mask, instead of a pair of dirty knickers. Kids have finished Comedy Dave.

He’d have to stop for a fag and relube after the first 10,000.