Monkeys Fist

Post graft, Almasty Echelon in the Free Trade. Whilst I’m here, why is every single fucking security guard obsessed with telling you, in great fucking detail, the exact details of their forthcoming shift patterns, as you’re attempting to get the fuck away from work? I DON’T FUCKING CARE, YOU EGG-SHAPED FUCK! All is now well

must trie hardar.

Ok boss

It would be fucking hilarious if Strola the Mackem Slayer put them down again next season

Pamato’s.

Happy as ten pigs in shit, me. I’d take it all the way to eleven if you fucked off.

We all wish you hadn’t.

Aye, he’s fucking gone.

“Very regularly” Out of 9 results, 3 were by our “mystery bogtrotter” 2 were by Adolf Arsehole here.

Outstanding

I think we’ve broken him, he’s gone Leazes and hunted down everyone’s half-decade old typos. RIP CT, the best mildly-cheese-smelling, white-flecks-of-spit-in-the-side-of-your-fucking-mouth- having, attention span of a … ooh look, a squirrel! Tory bastard cabbie of my lifetime. We’ll miss you and your tomato’s.

To find a typo from me you went back to 2013, the year. To find a typo from you I wouldn’t even need to go back to 20:13 this evening. ( can’t believe you actually went looking through five years of posts, either, you fucking turbo-spaz. ).

Given how he chucked the fuckers on top of every single one of his culinary disasters, you’d think he might get it right

Kilauea: Hawaii emergency declared over volcano eruption http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-44001651 Posted this simply to appreciate the outrageously daft name of the Civil Defence Administrator… telegram for Talmadge Mango, telegram for Talmadge Mango.

It’s one of my Sunshine Fanny staples

Having perused the politics threads on here…

And him in top set as well.

FYP

Selling tickets.

Fucking hell He’s been done.

How much has the daft twat actually paid for it?

Aye, aye, but were you in the top set for maths????