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You seem shocked no one took a blind bit of notice of you

You’ll have to do better than that Bunty. There’s competition on here for the title of Pig Shit Thick Tory Wum now that our anxious little fuck from Coventry has shown up, and low grade efforts like the above just won’t cut the moutarde any more. Needs more pamato’s.

“Ready To Groom”

Fucking killing it with the witty comebacks here.

I’d have thought he’d be after extra time, personally. Best of luck to him, though.

Wolves went from Div1 in 1984 to Div 4 in 1986, nearly did it again after McCarthy worked his magic on them

It was just a regular one, but it does look fooking massive there.

My company has the contract to do the windows where Manquillo’s penthouse is, and the last two times we’ve been, his lass has been out to complain to us that we’ve moved her Spanish TV aerial. (We haven’t ). I’m tempted to kick the fuck out of it next time though, as she’s very easy on the old peepers, and is invariably in her yoga pants when she comes out to whinge.

Post graft, Almasty Echelon in the Free Trade. Whilst I’m here, why is every single fucking security guard obsessed with telling you, in great fucking detail, the exact details of their forthcoming shift patterns, as you’re attempting to get the fuck away from work? I DON’T FUCKING CARE, YOU EGG-SHAPED FUCK! All is now well

must trie hardar.

Ok boss

It would be fucking hilarious if Strola the Mackem Slayer put them down again next season

Pamato’s.

Happy as ten pigs in shit, me. I’d take it all the way to eleven if you fucked off.

We all wish you hadn’t.

Aye, he’s fucking gone.

“Very regularly” Out of 9 results, 3 were by our “mystery bogtrotter” 2 were by Adolf Arsehole here.

Outstanding

I think we’ve broken him, he’s gone Leazes and hunted down everyone’s half-decade old typos. RIP CT, the best mildly-cheese-smelling, white-flecks-of-spit-in-the-side-of-your-fucking-mouth- having, attention span of a … ooh look, a squirrel! Tory bastard cabbie of my lifetime. We’ll miss you and your tomato’s.

To find a typo from me you went back to 2013, the year. To find a typo from you I wouldn’t even need to go back to 20:13 this evening. ( can’t believe you actually went looking through five years of posts, either, you fucking turbo-spaz. ).

Given how he chucked the fuckers on top of every single one of his culinary disasters, you’d think he might get it right

Kilauea: Hawaii emergency declared over volcano eruption http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-44001651 Posted this simply to appreciate the outrageously daft name of the Civil Defence Administrator… telegram for Talmadge Mango, telegram for Talmadge Mango.