Monkeys Fist

No Peking.

After paying the neighbours to come round and put up with him for a few hours, Tubbs uses “just a drop” of petrol for the inaugural firing up of his pile of fucking bricks BBQ.

Didn’t Jamie Fucking Oliver try some with his Fifteen restaurant?

“ Cream to finish”.

Stroganoff is normally made using the ends of the fillet, hence the tenderness. It usually takes a matter of minutes to knock up the sauce.

https://www.google.co.uk/amp/www.psypost.org/2018/04/study-people-less-political-knowledge-think-know-lot-politics-51062/amp

Sam Allardyce: Everton send survey to fans asking to rate manager http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/43804196 As if Scouse Mackems can read.

He’s busy chewing on a DOC.

That’s all Stevie will have seen

What’s Tolkien done to piss them off, though?

One, three, potato.

Does WOC stand for Weps Of Chem?

Is you saying him be batty boi?

At this rate, I’ll only have my R. Kelly albums to fall back on.

FYFYPP

TL:DR. Arse Water.

More akin to Lardew.

Daft twat.

How’s the path?

FYP

Why do they do it to themselves ?

Let the “6 in a row-ah” parties commence.