Monkeys Fist
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I felt a disturbance in the Force that compelled me to reply
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Still not Dubai though, is it?
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Something you rarely hear in relation to our child-bothering chums.
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The minority
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Well, a third of them did.
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Deft as a bresh!
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Get The Fuck In!
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He's still wrong.
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Generic small time football blather thread 2015/16
Monkeys Fist replied to The Fish's topic in Newcastle Forum
Has a tendency to go very quiet, also, terrible hair. -
He speaks like someone who is having a half hearted attempt at conversation whilst he's texting dick pics to hookers.
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I stopped playing with Meccano when I was still a kid.
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The fat little shit heard I was back and his mushroom started twitching like a spastic slug.
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Coins? Fucking Neanderthals.
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I'm still ahead of Renton
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She swallows, too.
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£11.57. Final offer.
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That's actually not far off.
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Christ, can you imagine the resulting abomination if his lardy man-gravy somehow got past Nosferatu's minge defences?
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Brutal. I'd best up my game
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I'll give £11.56 if you forego the Monty Python and curl one out in a potty.
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Forgotten? Has the Mince Womble unflounced (again)?
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