Monkeys Fist

Who’s their next messiah? Beige cunts.

Is it black and white stripes? I’ll bet it’s black and white stripes.

I bet Hilda used to hoy the house keys in to the bowl whenever she could.

Nice ducks. Did they come free with the fondue set ?

We’ll be the judge of that… … sexypants.

One Night in Paris - a bit thin, plot wise, the main characters are annoying as fuck, (one is a right cunt), but the final shot is a real “in your face” effort.

Nor do I claim non-existent military service, but hey ho!

You would.

I was working with some lads from North Wales the other week, when they announced him. “ Sunderland have just appointed Jack Ross as manager, boyos. Yacky Da!” ” Who?” ” Silly me- they’re a small League One club on the outskirts of Newcastle.”

Minor Lassies Fans Still works

How very dare you!

You might be on to something here, Porkenstein. I got this absolute cunt. Happy Talk my arse.

Can someone more capable than me put “Sound of Silence” on that clip?

Poor fucker, The brief look around amid the deafening silence, as realisation dawns in him.

https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/maradona-was-a-mlf.1432681/ But, “deluded Mags…”.

“Hoy, Pedro! Dos Cervezaaaazzzz! “

If this is your level of sales pitch, I’m not surprised Fucking Marcus, Tarquin, whatever managed to move in on Debbie from Accounts at SCS.

MLFed YP.

Have a massive, stinky shite in one of those cardboard pots, then slide it under his bed.