Monkeys Fist

Little Dazzler- “ Maa-am, there no Capybaras around here though! “ Ma Dazzler- “ Aye son, my vole caught them all.”

@Gemmill, I apologise for these chemistry puns, they’re terrible. Im not sure what the solution is?

My dad had a rat that caught Westies.

Na.

10 second rounds mate- 5 seconds to dad grunt off the stool, 5 seconds to waddle in to the middle, clink glasses, sit back down- pint.

Can we have a ringside bar so we can have a pint between our 10 second rounds, please?

Can’t imagine why, he did so well on here. You big girls blouse.

Such a base-level pun.

Would you like a fight?

Why aren’t you supporting Scotla… … oooh, awkward.

They speak your language …

Well, this has got off to a flying start …

Well, if you insist. FYP.

Micky Smythe?

I thought maybe this game deserves its own match thread? Aside from score predictions … … 5-0 obvs I wondered if anyone would like to take a wild guess at our starting lineup? Tricky, I know, but have a go. Best I can guess is Pickford* in goal- beyond that , it’s anyone’s guess… * Pickford has bought a pub in Pennywell, called it the Thalidomide’s Arms. Giddup!

So, @The Fish, do you know how to make a hormone? DON’T BLIDDY PAY HER!

Why’s TRex stuck his arm in the air? Classy, Marras, classy…

Aye, chin up Renty Baby, reset the clock and go again. Try not to beat yourself up too much, mate.

You fucking beauty

Well- if it’s level at 90 that’s as much as I’m seeing. Off to graft so I’ll miss us going on on pelanties

Kane off Fastest he’s ran all night

VAR for the offside.