Monkeys Fist

Possibly due to some, as yet unconfirmed, bizarre alignment of planetary bodies and that kind of shite, I've somehow managed to wangle a pass to a 20 year reunion of folks I worked with as a Canoe God. It's in March next year, near Perpignan. The guy arranging it owns several very nice gites in a village there, and has invited a bunch of us down for a long weekend of nostalgia and amnesia Anyway, I'm looking at flying Newcastle to Barcelona then hiring a car and driving up there, it's only an hour and a half ( 3/2 for ), but as a very infrequent flyer I have a question. I want to take a few bottles of decent local beers down as part of a gift for the lad who's putting the weekend on, but I'm not sure what the best way to get them there is? Can I put them in my carry on bag, in my luggage, or am I better off having them delivered to Perpignan and collecting them once I get there?

Sweet. I know where you mean- it's south east of the racecourse? Otters too? How much is yearly membership, it's literally a 5 minute bike ride from my house and sounds like an amazing spot. Edit; just googled it. £39 a year. Well worth it. http://www.nhsn.ncl.ac.uk/join-us/become-a-member/

Gosforth Park? Just round the corner from me. I had no idea there were Kingfishers there.

Fantastic that, Tooj. Where'd you take it?

He has the best reading skills.

Whale is about right. Blue whale.

Tbf, If it's the same chippy I'm thinking of, the large Fish supper is fucking ridiculous.

Not dead then. Well done.

What if it makes him a shitty crank, though?

Me too

Middle name? Was three not enough ?

Spoilers! Ffs.

Good luck KCG. ( are you having it battered and deep fried afterwards? )

Get a mask Break in Rifle her dirty laundry basket. Ffs, amateurs

Foreplay for J

I've heard she just crams a pair over his head,J69 stylee. " Did you know, Viv, that the drink driver mmmmmfffff"

His mate not wearing knickers, then?

That's what his carer is for, man.

Correct, I changed Debbie's name to protect her honour.

The fucking state of UK politics at minute, Kippers decking each other, 7 of 9 is PM, PLP at war with its members because there's a lefty in charge. BAMFU.

Ashley's Skidmark?- it all makes sense now

Touching Cloth?

Henry 7/9ths ?

Hence him needing Craigslist to get amongst it.