Monkeys Fist

Taxi!

Where have your details been shared?

Oh but they will- in 2018.

Are you living in a world of fools?

I've just had a "muscular wake up session", then wiped it on the curtains.

Aye, she hit the nail on the head there.

TYP

Are you still in touch with his family/lass Cath? How they doing?

They could do worse than get a local company on board. http://www.is-is.co.uk/ ( I used to work for the pack of cunts ).

Kerry could barely hold it together there

Yes, but blue.

They've always been touchy around young kids

Scooters Greatest Blue Monkey Mixes on the stereo

So, that old peach about keepers being the oddballs, slightly unhinged and that. Fist Jnr. Aye.

Ant on his way to work this morning.

Sitting in my brand spanking new van, blasting the A/C out. Nipples like chapel hat pegs

I'm sweating like Johnson in a youth club here, like. Doesn't help that the building I'm hanging off is white. Still, beats freezing me nads off.

Couldn't afford the briefs.

Raging Bull holds up pretty well for an 80s movie.

That's the spirit.

Pfft, we can just apply for an EU grant to help fund it. Oh......

Imagine Monkeys Heed being your messiah.