MrBass

Yep, made me chuckle!

I've been really sad this time around and set a reminder on my Sky+ box!

Cowgirl tbh The correct method is to bind the two together, apply some solder then cover the join with electrical tape. Now go away and do it properly! WRONG! The correct thing to do is to dump the wire and buy some new cable. PROPER cable - like mine: I was going to suggest that but not everyone's an audio geek, some people are just as happy with a patched up bit of cable compared to some £150 per meter stuff which, unless you're a friggin' bat, doesn't really make any bloody difference to the sound quality. i beg to differ. "My wings are like a shield of steal and my speaker cables cost more than my car."

Cowgirl tbh The correct method is to bind the two together, apply some solder then cover the join with electrical tape. Now go away and do it properly! WRONG! The correct thing to do is to dump the wire and buy some new cable. PROPER cable - like mine: I was going to suggest that but not everyone's an audio geek, some people are just as happy with a patched up bit of cable compared to some £150 per meter stuff which, unless you're a friggin' bat, doesn't really make any bloody difference to the sound quality.

Jamie Walters - Hold On

Cowgirl tbh The correct method is to bind the two together, apply some solder then cover the join with electrical tape. Now go away and do it properly!

Okay then, even though I had a response that would have beaten Alex's and won me the argument but whatever.

Aye, fear of me after he confessed he thought I was a 40-something sad bint What's 10 years between friends? 8 years. Not until next month, shithead Ok, 8 years and one month. Saying someone is 40-something implies they're older than 40. Which you are, as soon as you've had your 40th birthday. Should be 8 years, 1 month, xx hours and 1 second then!

Aye, fear of me after he confessed he thought I was a 40-something sad bint What's 10 years between friends? 8 years. Not until next month, shithead Ok, 8 years and one month. Saying someone is 40-something implies they're older than 40.

There's probably a good reason for that homboy!

Happy Face clearly spent the entire afternoon Googling tbh

Bastid, that was going to be my line!

never mind apologising to these fuckers FFS, it's me who's been inconvenienced i've had to go to these shitty sites in my absence: www.fresh-air.co.uk, www.outsideworld.net and they fucking suck! anyway, bit happier now I've found www.chip-shop.com cheers wullie So you think it's OK to use this place as a platform to air your grievances for something that has got absolutely nothing to do with us? If this is honestly the only way you can contact the admins from n-o (although I suspect emailing admin@newcastle-online.com might work!) then do it via PM. Propaganda against other sites simply because they've banned you will not be tolerated. what you on about propoganda FFS? if you read the whole thread, you'll realise I did try a few methods that I knew of to get hold of them. I also emailed what I believed was the admin email with no response (they're a bit busy at present, see first post) believe it or not, posting on here is a very effective way of getting their attention. I don't get your mentality of seeing this as a complete separate entity to N-O like this is some completely different universe, they are both simply toon message boards FFS. Ran and financed by completely different people. I can't speak for the Admins but if I was paying to maintain this side I wouldn't appreciate having people bitch and moan about another site using up my bandwidth and database storage. I suppose if it gets you away from here though then it's worth the sacrifice.

Right back at ya Mr Hips!

Completely agree. Shame I always get over-ruled by the other Hitler admins Does that mean Thompers has been banned then?

never mind apologising to these fuckers FFS, it's me who's been inconvenienced i've had to go to these shitty sites in my absence: www.fresh-air.co.uk, www.outsideworld.net and they fucking suck! anyway, bit happier now I've found www.chip-shop.com cheers wullie You're spending far too much time on www.hownottobefunnyatall.com tbh

Promise?

Isn't that what Jimbo often says to his cock?

Hey, I was joking. The rest I meant though. The mere word 'intimidating' made it blatantly obvious you weren't referring to Mr Fish given that he's about as intimidating as a box full of kittens tbqf.

I know, look at the geeks going crazy at every word Jobs says, he probably feels like a fucking rockstar. http://video.google.co.uk/videoplay?docid=...35&q=iphone "An ipod, a phone and an internet communicator!" Great Steve, no one has thought of that one before, but as soon as stick their name on it idiots go mental.

Phil Thompson and every slow arse tossface who does 40 in a 60 zone that I inevitably get stuck behind!

Have a good 'un!