Kevin Carr's Gloves

No they're threatening to chop the hands off more abused workers trying to escape.

Scotland qualifying for something would be the first sign of the apocalypse.

I just ordered the Huawei Nexus 6P for work for testing with. Anyone want to know what it's like when I get it?

I like to piss with my back to the toilet pointing my old chap through my legs.

You do realise that has nothing to do with football, Manchester or Newcastle right?

As you can imagine, absolutely nobody in Scotland is talking about the Rugby.

It's all John Wayne's fault.

I assume as long as their cut is big enough they would let you ride their daughters.

fyp

Quote from article "Your inner five year old can come out and have a mther freakin blast". A five year old KCG would have asked where all the mother fucking sweets were.

They've been spouting this shite for decades. They just want more money.

Dummett?

Van Aanholt only played 7 games.

Krul Debuchy Colocinni (fuck me I'm struggling for a second "best" CD) Enrique Cabaye Tiote (first few seasons) Barton Ben Arfa CIsse Ba That's actually a fairly shit first 11, in comparison. I reckon you could get probably 5 better different first 11s under Keegan alone.

That is crying out for some tory photoshopping

This needs no punchlines.

Except maybe his uncle Steve.

I bet it had Adam Sandler in it.

Well you'd definitely have to go back a lot of years to find me being happy about NUFC

Don't think you'll find a quote from me saying I was happy.

Have you tried pressing pause?

She will soon be very rich.

You picking on the newbies again Gem?

Apparently Ian Hislop was a member.