tinofbeans

Astonished people like Parky were suckered in to the "came across well/said the right stuff" bollocks. He's been rehearsing this for ages man. auditioning it to himself in the mirror like he has done to Some of his ex players wives. "Check me out mike, I’ve got the moves! ….. "

if i had the chance i'd spark him and fat boy out. pair of cunts.

it looks like its been written by a thick football manager and a mong. so it must be true?

Fucks sakes.

http://newsthump.com/2010/12/08/pardew-has...ts-mike-ashley/ Newcastle’s search for a manager with good experience of being sacked is nearing a conclusion after it was revealed that Alan Pardew will take over as boss in the next 24 hours with a view to being sacked at the end of the season following a successful relegation. The former Reading, West Ham, Charlton and Southampton boss was among the favourites to take over, and it is believed that he was chosen in favour of Martin Jol who didn’t possess the required record of dismal failure that the Newcastle owner is thought to be looking for. Pardew was sacked by League One club Southampton earlier this season amid increasing speculation amongst supporters of the South coast club that he was a shit manager, with all the motivational qualities of a yeast infection. This speculation is believed to have alerted Ashley, who was becoming increasingly concerned at the good job that Chris Hughton was doing, with the 5-1 win over fierce rivals Sunderland prompting him to review the manager’s position. Alan Pardew Newcastle Manager Chairman Ashley told reporters, “Alan is just the sort of manager that I want at this club.” “I wanted someone that would leave the Newcastle fans open-mouthed with disbelief. Someone that they wouldn’t have even considered a possibility for the manager’s position. Someone who will really get the fans going and set the place alight.” “I believe appointing Alan will do all of those things and so much more.” Newcastle fans have been quick to agree with Ashley’s assessment, with one telling us, ”I’m speechless, tell me this isn’t true!” “Right, I’m going to Ashley’s place to set fire to the fat prick!”

See my previous post. He was trying his hardest to get the job while Hughton still had it and was doing a good job. He's as much of a cunt as the other two imo. +1 +1 fucking bastard. pardew, not you Parky!

i think that he's a unique character that knows a fair bit about the club. its a shame that on some threads he has to get into so many 84 paragraph arguments but aside from that he's fine by me.

speaks volumes.

http://www.goal.com/en-gb/news/2995/bettin...ger-a-done-deal i fucking hope not.... i'd walk away from the club if he gets signed up.

Top 5? I'd be interested in seeing the other 4. in no specific order Ferdinand Shearer Phillipe Albert Ginola it needs to be added as the only times i've seen live matches at st james were the jan 94- oct 99 seasons.... i can't advise on players i haven't seen regularly. my comments about him may have been a little harsh. but i stand by the fact that he's clearly not mensa material. i also agree that if he is just helping out ( as has been stated before now), that that isn't harmful. either way i'm unsure of his credentials as a coach.

Thick as mince. Rated as being in my top 5 ever toon players but is frankly a mong.

fuck me, you really are special needs Kevin.

some absolute wanks out there. for the record. i reckon oneill's the best of a shit bunch. would guarantee us a year longer in the premier league at least. Pardews an absolute twat.

bit late i know but i thoroughly enjoyed this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fS9OMVfxmbQ

a sneaky 1-0 to us. barton to carroll. goal. nice.

Why lie twice mate? One you got no girlfriend and two you must be albe to get a connection otherwise you wouldn't be albe to type this message in. Them USB sticks are shit as well is like using dail up. thats an interesting statement. i don't have a problem with my laptop, but she can't afford broadband so her mum got her this. if i wanted patronising comments from an idiot then i'd ask you. ok.

happy birthday.

agreed. Spain should win this by the looks of things, I obviously however would love to see it return to england.

glad thats been cleared up then.

thats true as it goes. maybe she enjoys working for a living. the others do seem to be ego first talent second.

she's not actually that bad. those gnashers need a fair old bit of work.

she's (stella) too cold. Liz has no obvious talent apart from closing sales deals. i think Joanne, despite being more brash, has more talent than either of the other 2 girls. Liz definitely loves herself, and really can't lead from the front. Stella's more corporately efficient and process driven. as for the blokes i can't beleive all 3 are still there. the toff is way out of his depth, the stuart bloke is someone you'd want to kill and jamie is just fucking useless.

don't think he has renegotiated his contract either. probably out on the piss like....

That sums Lawrenson up, a saggy necked wife beater from Gosforth. I had it on like but was seeing 3 tellies, he could've said Jackie Milburn was man of the match and I wouldn't have noticed. I wish he'd get some shirts that fit him since that bothers me the most. He's like 10 pound of shite in a 5 pound bag. A naa he's a right scruff, fuck knows who sorts his wardrobe out, he looks like a pair of curtains sometimes. looks like a porn stars fanny after its been gone over by a horse. nice hairdo as well.

the bit in bold... a crock of shit. givens good, but not that good. Had this argument with so many people, I think your opinions a crock of shit, but that's what it is an opinion. Heh. Givens best days are around 18-24 months behind him. he's making more errors and his decision makings not good enough anymore. agree with the bellamy statement like.