Ugly Mackems

Why would any fucker bother with the shit they are putting you through. Any country that submits visitors to this aount of crap should be barred from entering UEFA competitions or allow visa free visits for match ticket holders.

Salt snobbery. I was told the chemical makeup of salt is all the same from your SAXA to your supery dupery that there SEA SALT from the bestest SEA in the world. Is that true? Salt is salt?

Drop a PM if interested. pick ups North Shields / Toon / Washy Services Pub sorted for journey down.

Youtube is a decent source. Jut put in the type of curry and away you go. Search for Rick Steins Lamb and Spinach curry. Excellent. << There it is.

Get down the training ground and see the man himself. How much would you be selling such an item for?

I wouldn't say selling Carroll and Ba see's us as a selling Club. Not a single Club in theWorld wuoldn't have sold a player the quality of Carroll for £35m. An extraordinary and extortianate amount of money. And as we know Ba had his clause. Maybe we learn not to allow players to dictate the terms of their own exit. After this season when the likes of Xisco departs the Club will have a squad of decent players, the right age, on decent quality wages that suit their level of performance. When folk raise their eyebrows at 6.5 year contracts its actually a decent way of taking the club forward. You only have to be careful you get it right a lot more than you get it wrong which seems to be happening at the moment. Ashley (was it Llambias) mentioned 'purple players' and suggested NUFC will carry 11 - a first team in effect. If this season has taught him anything is that 11 isn't enough and will need at least 18 so those stepping in doesn't equal a dramatic loss in quality which everyone can see happened this season. NUFC now for the first time in how many years have 2 left backs. 4 central defenders and 2 right backs. Thats cover right along the backline. Midfield is well stocked and for me we're dramitically short up front. If Cisse gets a long term injury ..... What NUFC need now is a top rate coach. Get rid of Pardew and take a step up. A coach who is happy to work with the players he is given and get the best out of them. No more buying players like Anita from Ajax and integrating him into the team that is statistically playing 'long-ball' more than any other Club in the league. It makes no sense whatsoever. Out of interest how much say do folk think Pardew gets in the choice of incoming players? Very very little I'd suggest if you look at the tactics v players bought. It can't go on much longer.

But, for every place we can move North from here is worth £500k Next season TV money will go SKY high with the new deal. Probably wise to do your business now than what will no doubt be a complete greed-fest come the summer.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2256612/Mathieu-Debuchy-completes-5-5m-Newcastle-move.html

I see Taylor has been rolling out his excuse if he does lose. I can hear him now "i'm loaded with cold / tired / ill but all credit to van gerwin." As if van gerwin was merely lucky to catch him at his worst.

And visiting your antiquated stadium is like living Life On Mars.

I don't know him personally but I wouldn't want him to speaking on my behalf about anything to do with NUFC. Someone who has openly associated himself with convicted murderers and Class A drug dealers. He has lined his own pockets on the back of promoting a 'talk-in' with a convicted rapist. Thats why the TV companies and local press should not be going anywhere near him for quotes etc.

He has no future at NUFC so why would he put himself out? Come Jan 1st e's free to choose another Club. All he then has to do is remain injury free . . .

mix half a cup of bicarb with a few teaspoons of water - mix to a thick paste. Smear over dirty oven with soft cloth. Wait................. go back and clean. jobs a goodun.

Why would anyone want to manage Chelsea? Well, apart from the obvious financial reasons. High paid job, pay off gurantee'd within 18 months. Chelsea managers I doubt have much, if any, input into player purchases. Didn't they sign two or three players whilst managerless? The Abramovih effect will likely filter down to on pitch tactics. Plus you have to work with utter cunts like Lampard and Terry. I rember when Ken Bates used to whinge on Talksport about Chelsea's utterly shit support when they couldn't drag in more than 14k for a game.

I'd wipe me dick round the edge of her coffee cup. That'll teach her.

Goonna use the slow cooker for the first time tomorrow. Beef stew, nowt flash. Beef, onion, swede, carrot, leeks. Should I 'seal' the meat (toss in seasoned flour) Gonna grate the swede and carrot and finely slice the leeks. No instruction book with the slow cooker so should I set it on low, med or high. Going on at about 9-30am and I'll be out til after 7pm. About a litre of stock enough?

I'd rather pull my own teeth out.

what sort of stuff you needing sorted?

Few of the lads have asked me to try and get a coach on to take folk down (Weds) and pick them up upon return (Sat.) Anyone interested in this coach please leave a reply or drop me a PM. Price will depend upon numbers.

It was about that on the eurostar to bruge when I spoke to them half an hour ago...obviously get more expensive as time goes by.

I can get the train Ncle/Brussels/Bruge out on 7th Rtn 9th for £160 You will though need to sort your own digs. I have someone looking into it for me but they want 48hours which could have an effect on the train prices. Anyone inetersted let me know ASAP. (EDIT - £90 RTN as someone posted - please tell me how)

The father was never on the scene from day 1. He pissed off when she announced the new arrival. Just a horrible child probably grew up to be a horrible adult.

Had similar. Started seeing a lass wh had a three / four year old. First few times I visited the house I'd go well armed with sweets and other little treats. The bairn seemed taken with me. About a month down the line I'm sitting in her front room and the mother says "just nipping to the shop, back in 5 minutes' So I'm watching telly and the bairns playing then she says ' You, you're a fucking cunt' I was gobsmacked and just ignored it. But fucking hell she just flipped - the language was horrendous and she started attacking me with anything she could get her hands on. When her Ma came back I told her she just erupted for nowt. She played it down but from then on the bairn was fucking awful everytime I visited. It went downhill quick from that point..I would only ever visit wen the bairn was akip in bed and be gone before she woke in the morning. It was over very soon after.

Shouldn't be too long now. Anyone requires train travel should let me know.

City Centre. Pubs. Nightclubs. Lasses (with fannies and titties, drunk) What the fuck else would any 23 and 25 year old want in ANY city? Or there is the alternative of Hancocks Museum.