Ugly Mackems

I'll send you my bank details and you can transfer £500 in to my account. I'll meet you before the first game you are here for. Honest. Dave.

Got two spare match tickets and three spare train tickets. Drop me a PM for mare details.

A guilty verdict should end any chance the horrible cunt has of making a post playing career life in the media. Would be an ideal verdict to save us all.

It would have been much better news had he fell to his death.

I doubt Rangers will be playing anywhere next season.

I sold "Freddie Shepherds Guide To Money Management" for a quid. I bought "How Do I Recover From Almost Certain Bankruptcy and Oblivion" for £2

Brand new car should carry a 3 year / 60k warranty. If the C1 was brand new then there would be little doubt that it is still fully under warrenty. With regards to the warrenty they are correct to see a VAT registered garage did the work. Did the garage replace parts with genuine Citroen parts? If not you could have voided the warrenty. My advice would be to go back the mechanic and ask him if he can supply you with a VAT reciept. He might know folk in the trade who'll cover him. (maybe an offer of a £20 note as a perk) Did you know that if you purchase a vehicle on HP you can hand it back after half the payments. Something to maybe consider.

Everyone knows Celtic are lush and Rangers are cunts. Let this be the definitive word and let it end all arguments. I hope Rangers never grace the grounds of the SPL for many years to come. Cheats, Liars, Debtors and Protestant. Wonderful combination This public information notice was brought to you by someone who doen't really give a fuck.

http://webcasts.unique-media.tv/farjo-hair-transplant/ Useless mackem cunt.

which one's that?

That cunt Will.i.am or whatever stupid fucking name he goes by did nowt but use his mobile phone the whole time he held the torch. Cunt.

funnily, just dug them out tonight to watch with my lad. put them all on dvd years ago and stumbled across it. I'll do you a copy if you (or anyone ) wants a copy.

I'm runnin a bus...

Two Peter Copelands? Or the same slimy cunt? http://www.sunderlandecho.com/news/local/163-15-000-theft-couple-given-six-month-reprieve-1-1109760

So, how does Santon view where his best position is? Right back? Left back? I'd imagine right back instead of Simpson with him being a right footer. When Pardew fucks up tactics his first move is usually to move Santon to right wing.

A wonderful gesture but has little or no actual resemblance to SBR.

co.uk seling more tickets for citeh game. NOW.

Went a long way to getting Hughton the tin tac.

He can't answer questions. If he had an ounce of self respect he'd sign off and abandon any thoughts of ever using the internet again.

Explain about SAS? What is it?

I use Blyth as first choice and Longenton. It depends where the pupil lives and whether their preferance is for 1 or two hour lessons. 2 hours is Blyth regardless. Examiners at Blyth are the best bunch around.

Not necessarily true.

Awful test centre is Elswick. Wouldn't take a pupil of mine there at any cost. But, you've likely taken all your lessons in the area so you'll be as ready as you need to be. Good luck with it. Just remember to keep it simple and use you're MSPSL in good time - especially through the independant drive. I'm sure your instructor will have prepared you right. That is unless you're with erm....'pass in 1 week'

Would the SNP allow English members ? As for Scotland, I lived there too for a while, my ex mrs is Scottish and came from a small place. All the locals accepted me, apart from 2 at first, because I am a good bloke full stop and also because I didn't act the big English bloke etc etc and took them all on face value as friends. Some of them see Geordies as different to "English" though, and when they said to me that Geordies were jocks with their brains kicked in I just said thats strange because we think that Jocks are Geordies with their brains kicked in, and we all laughed. The only 2 [of 3] blokes who gave me flak for being an English bastard were told by the others to lay off and when they got to know me both of them apologised. The only other bloke who did it, was one of those natural heed-the-baals anyway and I never really saw him in the pub again. If you mentioned NUFC and europe they'd have fucking lynched you. Hopefully.

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