Guest alex Posted February 12, 2007 Share Posted February 12, 2007 Btw, lasses love a bloke who can cook. (Unless they have an eating disorder or they're a dyke, or both.) And on that note, I'm intrigued as to why Scottie has foresaken poker strategy books for Jamie Oliver.... If there is a better half, he's clearly too cheap to take her out on Valentine's Day. Aye you can imagine Alex's been reeling that one off ad nauseum all week tbh. Oh sorry-it refers to Scott does it? Barely feel the need to edit my post. And here's me thinking it was just a random character assasination. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34166 Posted February 12, 2007 Author Share Posted February 12, 2007 weigh less than each of you lot, so you can kiss my arse! GM, I'm not fat at all, I was carrying a lot of weight when Scott last saw me so he's perpetuated this myth about me being some kind of walking Table Mountain for fun. I'm positively trim these days, down to 13 stone now. Doing alot of those Core exercises that were on here a week ago or so. so fatty ginger knakcers can manifest his feelings of inedaquacy in some other way, can't he The baby hippo doth protest too much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted February 12, 2007 Share Posted February 12, 2007 How's long it been since anyone saw Fish btw? He could be like the Goodyear Blimp for all we know Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34166 Posted February 12, 2007 Author Share Posted February 12, 2007 Only if he's been on a diet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted February 12, 2007 Share Posted February 12, 2007 How's long it been since anyone saw Fish btw? He could be like the Goodyear Blimp for all we know Aye could be-like he says he has slimmed down a bit since last time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted February 12, 2007 Share Posted February 12, 2007 Only if he's been on a diet. Bastard! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted February 12, 2007 Share Posted February 12, 2007 Gonna do a big pan of broth tomorrow, have to nip to the butchers later to get myself a pork knuckle or a ham shank There's at least two euphemisms there. I meant the butchers arms on Shields road, you can get owt in there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8947 Posted February 12, 2007 Share Posted February 12, 2007 I'd show photos to disprove your claims, but I've not got any, nobody had a wide angled lense Google earth hasn't recently swung over Leeds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted February 12, 2007 Share Posted February 12, 2007 Gonna do a big pan of broth tomorrow, have to nip to the butchers later to get myself a pork knuckle or a ham shank There's at least two euphemisms there. I meant the butchers arms on Shields road, you can get owt in there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted February 12, 2007 Share Posted February 12, 2007 I'd show photos to disprove your claims, but I've not got any, nobody had a wide angled lense Google earth hasn't recently swung over Leeds Gemmill's one to talk tbf. According to his BMI he's technically a chipolata. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted February 12, 2007 Share Posted February 12, 2007 You can just tell by the defensive writing of Fish's posts that he's carrying excess weight - factamondo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted February 12, 2007 Share Posted February 12, 2007 I'd show photos to disprove your claims, but I've not got any, nobody had a wide angled lense Google earth hasn't recently swung over Leeds Gemmill's one to talk tbf. According to his lass he's technically a chipolata. FYP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted February 12, 2007 Share Posted February 12, 2007 I'd show photos to disprove your claims, but I've not got any, nobody had a wide angled lense Google earth hasn't recently swung over Leeds Gemmill's one to talk tbf. According to his lass he's technically a chipolata. FYP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8947 Posted February 12, 2007 Share Posted February 12, 2007 I'm probably the last person on the planet who doesn't understand FYP it doesn't mean "For Your Perusal" does it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 13965 Posted February 12, 2007 Share Posted February 12, 2007 I'm probably the last person on the planet who doesn't understand FYP it doesn't mean "For Your Perusal" does it? Took me a while too. "Fixed Your Post" I presume? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted February 12, 2007 Share Posted February 12, 2007 I'm probably the last person on the planet who doesn't understand FYP it doesn't mean "For Your Perusal" does it? No, Meenzer is reet, fixed your post so it is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34166 Posted February 12, 2007 Author Share Posted February 12, 2007 FUCK YOU POONFACE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17610 Posted February 12, 2007 Share Posted February 12, 2007 FUCK YOU PISSFLAPS. FYP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8947 Posted February 12, 2007 Share Posted February 12, 2007 You can just tell by the defensive writing of Fish's posts that he's carrying excess weight - factamondo Got to admit I am defensive about my weight, mainly cos I've been working so hard to lose it. When Gemmil saw me, I was a chunky fucker, I think he suggested that I resembled a sofa.... It was embarrassing and I'm proud that I've lost weight just would like to prove it to you bunch of utter bastards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted February 12, 2007 Share Posted February 12, 2007 You can just tell by the defensive writing of Fish's posts that he's carrying excess weight - factamondo Got to admit I am defensive about my weight, mainly cos I've been working so hard to lose it. When Gemmil saw me, I was a chunky fucker, I think he suggested that I resembled a sofa.... It was embarrassing and I'm proud that I've lost weight just would like to prove it to you bunch of utter bastards. Stop biting every time it gets mentioned then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8947 Posted February 12, 2007 Share Posted February 12, 2007 I can't help biting.... I've been hungry for the last two years!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17610 Posted February 12, 2007 Share Posted February 12, 2007 I can't help biting.... I've been hungry for the last two years!! You need to come to a piss up so we can judge your retundity for ourselves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8947 Posted February 12, 2007 Share Posted February 12, 2007 (edited) I can't help biting.... I've been hungry for the last two years!! You need to come to a piss up so we can judge your rotundity for ourselves. Funds have been remarkably low for ages but I should be getting up to one soon as I start my job tomorrow. Coming to a pissup is a dual edged sword tbh, on one hand I'll be able to prove that once and for all I'm not the bohemoth Gemmil paints, and on the other hand you'll cease mocking my weight and begin mocking my ever increasing face-size. I'll be challenging alex for "Poster most likely to be mistaken for a bowling ball" soon. Edited February 12, 2007 by The Fish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted February 12, 2007 Share Posted February 12, 2007 I can't help biting.... I've been hungry for the last two years!! You need to come to a piss up so we can judge your rotundity for ourselves. Funds have been remarkably low for ages Not surprising given that list of ingredients at your disposal. That's some cupboard you've got going there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8947 Posted February 12, 2007 Share Posted February 12, 2007 Not surprising given that list of ingredients at your disposal. That's some cupboard you've got going there actually had to annex the cupboard beside mine... I'm like the Kitchen equivalent of Germany. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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