peasepud 0 Posted June 21, 2007 Report Share Posted June 21, 2007 Anyone had one? I have to go for one on Monday morning and today had a half hour chat with the nursey wife about it. While telling me she decided to try and put my mind at rest by saying "you hardly notice it, the camera we use is about the width of my pen" to which I realised she was using the biggest fucking pen Ive ever seen in my life, it was like one of those 6 colour ones you used to buy for the first day of new school year. Whats it like? cos Im shitting meself (which is a good thing really seeing as I have to give myself an enema an hour before I go) oh ajnd they ran out of envelopes so I had to wander out into reception with a box in me hand marked in big fook-off letters "Acme Self enema kit!" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lazarus 0 Posted June 21, 2007 Report Share Posted June 21, 2007 given that the size of your arsehole will be relative to your bodysize - i dont think youve got out to worry about. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jimburst 0 Posted June 22, 2007 Report Share Posted June 22, 2007 think about the biggest shit (or biggest cock) that's ever come out (or in) your arse...then think about the width of the pen...nothing to worry about mate. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kevin Carr's Gloves 515 Posted June 22, 2007 Report Share Posted June 22, 2007 It's horrible sorry but it's true. They pump you full of air first which feels really horrible then they shove a camera up your arse and twist it about a bit. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lazarus 0 Posted June 22, 2007 Report Share Posted June 22, 2007 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jimbo 13 Posted June 22, 2007 Report Share Posted June 22, 2007 call me squeemish but I'm not clicking on that. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JawD 8 Posted June 22, 2007 Report Share Posted June 22, 2007 No. No video link in a thread about enema's or endoscopies will be clicked ta very much Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Steve 0 Posted June 22, 2007 Report Share Posted June 22, 2007 Whenever I've had a colonoscopy instead of an enema they have given me harsh laxatives to clean everything out. I think I'd prefer the enema to be honest because each time I've had the Picolax I find the day before I spend so much time shitting my arsehole is burning, and that's before anything has been inserted. On the day of the test though I've been heavily sedated and I can't remember anything about what was done and I must say I'm glad. It's not the fact that I've had a camera shoved up my arse that concerns me, but before they start there at least four people standing around, and they're all going to see my red raw arsehole from the laxatives and probably my balls too. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Happy Face 27 Posted June 22, 2007 Report Share Posted June 22, 2007 It's not your ring that hurts, I've had wider shits. But the barium enema beforehand is awful and the camera mangles the fuck out of your intestine. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted June 22, 2007 Report Share Posted June 22, 2007 Aye, I think they'll sedate you which will probably help. It's funny, before they sedate you they tell you a list of things you can't do for 24 hours; don't drive, don't operate heavy machinery etc...but the one I like is 'don't sign any legal binding contracts.' Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Renton 2,091 Posted June 22, 2007 Report Share Posted June 22, 2007 Aye, I think they'll sedate you which will probably help. It's funny, before they sedate you they tell you a list of things you can't do for 24 hours; don't drive, don't operate heavy machinery etc...but the one I like is 'don't sign any legal binding contracts.' .... don't go out for a 'drink' with Gemmill'.... Fuck me, is there anyone on this board other than me who hasn't had one of these things shoved up their arse? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest alex Posted June 22, 2007 Report Share Posted June 22, 2007 Aye, I think they'll sedate you which will probably help. It's funny, before they sedate you they tell you a list of things you can't do for 24 hours; don't drive, don't operate heavy machinery etc...but the one I like is 'don't sign any legal binding contracts.' .... don't go out for a 'drink' with Gemmill'.... Fuck me, is there anyone on this board other than me who hasn't had one of these things shoved up their arse? I haven't either. Something to look forward to though, eh? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Renton 2,091 Posted June 22, 2007 Report Share Posted June 22, 2007 Aye, I think they'll sedate you which will probably help. It's funny, before they sedate you they tell you a list of things you can't do for 24 hours; don't drive, don't operate heavy machinery etc...but the one I like is 'don't sign any legal binding contracts.' .... don't go out for a 'drink' with Gemmill'.... Fuck me, is there anyone on this board other than me who hasn't had one of these things shoved up their arse? I haven't either. Something to look forward to though, eh? So it is mandatory. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The Mighty Hog 141 Posted June 22, 2007 Report Share Posted June 22, 2007 The ones I've had were fucking grim, even with sedation. The enema before hand isn't too grand either. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
snakehips 0 Posted June 22, 2007 Report Share Posted June 22, 2007 Aye, I think they'll sedate you which will probably help. It's funny, before they sedate you they tell you a list of things you can't do for 24 hours; don't drive, don't operate heavy machinery etc...but the one I like is 'don't sign any legal binding contracts.' .... don't go out for a 'drink' with Gemmill'.... Fuck me, is there anyone on this board other than me who hasn't had one of these things shoved up their arse? I haven't either. Something to look forward to though, eh? Me neither. My arse has a 'NO ENTRY' sign on it and it clamps up the tightest of tight at the mere thought of some foreign object going anywhere near it. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest alex Posted June 22, 2007 Report Share Posted June 22, 2007 Aye, I think they'll sedate you which will probably help. It's funny, before they sedate you they tell you a list of things you can't do for 24 hours; don't drive, don't operate heavy machinery etc...but the one I like is 'don't sign any legal binding contracts.' .... don't go out for a 'drink' with Gemmill'.... Fuck me, is there anyone on this board other than me who hasn't had one of these things shoved up their arse? I haven't either. Something to look forward to though, eh? Me neither. My arse has a 'NO ENTRY' sign on it and it clamps up the tightest of tight at the mere thought of some foreign object going anywhere near it. I was talking to a lass about tattoos once and the current fad for getting them at the base of your back (for lasses anyway). She reckoned 'Access Denied' would be a good one to get Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The Fish 773 Posted June 22, 2007 Report Share Posted June 22, 2007 never had one. Can't imagine it being a hoot though. I'd suggest steering clear of getting fucked in the arse by Mr Ed afterwards though Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Gemmill 2,756 Posted June 22, 2007 Report Share Posted June 22, 2007 I've never had one either. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
catmag 127 Posted June 22, 2007 Report Share Posted June 22, 2007 Nor me. Watched plenty though and if you've had sedation it's muchh better as you tend to not remember a thing. The gastroscopies are worse cos you have to try and swallow a hosepipe. It makes me gag just watching it Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sammynb 404 Posted June 22, 2007 Report Share Posted June 22, 2007 Nor me. Watched plenty though and if you've had sedation it's muchh better as you tend to not remember a thing. The gastroscopies are worse cos you have to try and swallow a hosepipe. It makes me gag just watching it A cold hose pipe at that. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ewerk 6,249 Posted June 22, 2007 Report Share Posted June 22, 2007 (edited) I hear Meenzer books himself in for one every week. Edited June 22, 2007 by ewerk Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Renton 2,091 Posted June 22, 2007 Report Share Posted June 22, 2007 I hear Meenzer books himself in for one every week. I heard he's never had one. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ewerk 6,249 Posted June 22, 2007 Report Share Posted June 22, 2007 They all say that, "oh it's my first time, go easy", they love it really. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest alex Posted June 22, 2007 Report Share Posted June 22, 2007 They all say that, "oh it's my first time, go easy", they love it really. You talking from experience there? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lazarus 0 Posted June 22, 2007 Report Share Posted June 22, 2007 (edited) Catmag - the person who does this procedure, is it his/her sole job to stick a camera up peoples arses? Edited June 22, 2007 by Lazarus Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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