peasepud 59 Posted June 21, 2007 Share Posted June 21, 2007 Anyone had one? I have to go for one on Monday morning and today had a half hour chat with the nursey wife about it. While telling me she decided to try and put my mind at rest by saying "you hardly notice it, the camera we use is about the width of my pen" to which I realised she was using the biggest fucking pen Ive ever seen in my life, it was like one of those 6 colour ones you used to buy for the first day of new school year. Whats it like? cos Im shitting meself (which is a good thing really seeing as I have to give myself an enema an hour before I go) oh ajnd they ran out of envelopes so I had to wander out into reception with a box in me hand marked in big fook-off letters "Acme Self enema kit!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus 0 Posted June 21, 2007 Share Posted June 21, 2007 given that the size of your arsehole will be relative to your bodysize - i dont think youve got out to worry about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimburst 0 Posted June 22, 2007 Share Posted June 22, 2007 think about the biggest shit (or biggest cock) that's ever come out (or in) your arse...then think about the width of the pen...nothing to worry about mate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 4533 Posted June 22, 2007 Share Posted June 22, 2007 It's horrible sorry but it's true. They pump you full of air first which feels really horrible then they shove a camera up your arse and twist it about a bit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus 0 Posted June 22, 2007 Share Posted June 22, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 175 Posted June 22, 2007 Share Posted June 22, 2007 call me squeemish but I'm not clicking on that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JawD 99 Posted June 22, 2007 Share Posted June 22, 2007 No. No video link in a thread about enema's or endoscopies will be clicked ta very much Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve 0 Posted June 22, 2007 Share Posted June 22, 2007 Whenever I've had a colonoscopy instead of an enema they have given me harsh laxatives to clean everything out. I think I'd prefer the enema to be honest because each time I've had the Picolax I find the day before I spend so much time shitting my arsehole is burning, and that's before anything has been inserted. On the day of the test though I've been heavily sedated and I can't remember anything about what was done and I must say I'm glad. It's not the fact that I've had a camera shoved up my arse that concerns me, but before they start there at least four people standing around, and they're all going to see my red raw arsehole from the laxatives and probably my balls too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted June 22, 2007 Share Posted June 22, 2007 It's not your ring that hurts, I've had wider shits. But the barium enema beforehand is awful and the camera mangles the fuck out of your intestine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted June 22, 2007 Share Posted June 22, 2007 Aye, I think they'll sedate you which will probably help. It's funny, before they sedate you they tell you a list of things you can't do for 24 hours; don't drive, don't operate heavy machinery etc...but the one I like is 'don't sign any legal binding contracts.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 25151 Posted June 22, 2007 Share Posted June 22, 2007 Aye, I think they'll sedate you which will probably help. It's funny, before they sedate you they tell you a list of things you can't do for 24 hours; don't drive, don't operate heavy machinery etc...but the one I like is 'don't sign any legal binding contracts.' .... don't go out for a 'drink' with Gemmill'.... Fuck me, is there anyone on this board other than me who hasn't had one of these things shoved up their arse? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted June 22, 2007 Share Posted June 22, 2007 Aye, I think they'll sedate you which will probably help. It's funny, before they sedate you they tell you a list of things you can't do for 24 hours; don't drive, don't operate heavy machinery etc...but the one I like is 'don't sign any legal binding contracts.' .... don't go out for a 'drink' with Gemmill'.... Fuck me, is there anyone on this board other than me who hasn't had one of these things shoved up their arse? I haven't either. Something to look forward to though, eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 25151 Posted June 22, 2007 Share Posted June 22, 2007 Aye, I think they'll sedate you which will probably help. It's funny, before they sedate you they tell you a list of things you can't do for 24 hours; don't drive, don't operate heavy machinery etc...but the one I like is 'don't sign any legal binding contracts.' .... don't go out for a 'drink' with Gemmill'.... Fuck me, is there anyone on this board other than me who hasn't had one of these things shoved up their arse? I haven't either. Something to look forward to though, eh? So it is mandatory. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mighty Hog 593 Posted June 22, 2007 Share Posted June 22, 2007 The ones I've had were fucking grim, even with sedation. The enema before hand isn't too grand either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted June 22, 2007 Share Posted June 22, 2007 Aye, I think they'll sedate you which will probably help. It's funny, before they sedate you they tell you a list of things you can't do for 24 hours; don't drive, don't operate heavy machinery etc...but the one I like is 'don't sign any legal binding contracts.' .... don't go out for a 'drink' with Gemmill'.... Fuck me, is there anyone on this board other than me who hasn't had one of these things shoved up their arse? I haven't either. Something to look forward to though, eh? Me neither. My arse has a 'NO ENTRY' sign on it and it clamps up the tightest of tight at the mere thought of some foreign object going anywhere near it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted June 22, 2007 Share Posted June 22, 2007 Aye, I think they'll sedate you which will probably help. It's funny, before they sedate you they tell you a list of things you can't do for 24 hours; don't drive, don't operate heavy machinery etc...but the one I like is 'don't sign any legal binding contracts.' .... don't go out for a 'drink' with Gemmill'.... Fuck me, is there anyone on this board other than me who hasn't had one of these things shoved up their arse? I haven't either. Something to look forward to though, eh? Me neither. My arse has a 'NO ENTRY' sign on it and it clamps up the tightest of tight at the mere thought of some foreign object going anywhere near it. I was talking to a lass about tattoos once and the current fad for getting them at the base of your back (for lasses anyway). She reckoned 'Access Denied' would be a good one to get Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11697 Posted June 22, 2007 Share Posted June 22, 2007 never had one. Can't imagine it being a hoot though. I'd suggest steering clear of getting fucked in the arse by Mr Ed afterwards though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 53982 Posted June 22, 2007 Share Posted June 22, 2007 I've never had one either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 547 Posted June 22, 2007 Share Posted June 22, 2007 Nor me. Watched plenty though and if you've had sedation it's muchh better as you tend to not remember a thing. The gastroscopies are worse cos you have to try and swallow a hosepipe. It makes me gag just watching it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 3962 Posted June 22, 2007 Share Posted June 22, 2007 Nor me. Watched plenty though and if you've had sedation it's muchh better as you tend to not remember a thing. The gastroscopies are worse cos you have to try and swallow a hosepipe. It makes me gag just watching it A cold hose pipe at that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 35102 Posted June 22, 2007 Share Posted June 22, 2007 (edited) I hear Meenzer books himself in for one every week. Edited June 22, 2007 by ewerk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 25151 Posted June 22, 2007 Share Posted June 22, 2007 I hear Meenzer books himself in for one every week. I heard he's never had one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 35102 Posted June 22, 2007 Share Posted June 22, 2007 They all say that, "oh it's my first time, go easy", they love it really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted June 22, 2007 Share Posted June 22, 2007 They all say that, "oh it's my first time, go easy", they love it really. You talking from experience there? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus 0 Posted June 22, 2007 Share Posted June 22, 2007 (edited) Catmag - the person who does this procedure, is it his/her sole job to stick a camera up peoples arses? Edited June 22, 2007 by Lazarus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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