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Geordie Boyo
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Once sitting having a cack when a fucking huge beast of a spider made it's way out from behind a crack next to the bath and perched itself right in the middle of the fucking doorway just looking at me. I managed to do a wipe, wash and a jump and escape the bathroom but when I finally decided to go back in and mutilate the fucker it had fucked off.

 

EDIT - The amount of fucks probably makes it obvious i'm not a fan :razz:

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Once sitting having a cack when a fucking huge beast of a spider made it's way out from behind a crack next to the bath and perched itself right in the middle of the fucking doorway just looking at me. I managed to do a wipe, wash and a jump and escape the bathroom but when I finally decided to go back in and mutilate the fucker it had fucked off.

 

EDIT - The amount of fucks probably makes it obvious i'm not a fan :lol:

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Anyone know what this beastie is?

 

Its about 3 inches long :lol: and was sunning itself in the back garden earlier.

 

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Seen one of them last year down the park, bigger though. Sounded like a small helicopter when it took off

 

well ive always assumed ther were dragonflies and have just recently been telling my kids that

 

have i been wrong all these years?

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  • 2 weeks later...
Stepped on one of those in the bathroom earlier.

 

:icon_lol:

 

If there's one thing I hate, it's those huge house spiders. The mere sight of one of the bastards is enough to make me scream like the most girlish of girls. I even have to rely on my girlfriend to put them out, FFS. :icon_lol:

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That top one's just a skin.

 

I grew up with my brother owning several hundred tarantulas and scorpions, funny thing is although they don't bother me I'm not keen at all on house spiders. Don't get me wrong, cellar spiders (google it) and garden spiders are fine but house spider, no thanks... bloody horrible scuttling, long legged, ugly creepy bastards.

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