Kitman 2188 Posted May 11, 2012 Share Posted May 11, 2012 Interval- The fun started before we even ate. Some fuckwit crashed into our taxi on New Bridge St Roundabout. Unbelievable! Everyone is fine btw. Show is excellent. Gazza? Kieron Dyer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted May 11, 2012 Share Posted May 11, 2012 It's Friday, it's raining and there's a first class train ticket to Manchester with my name on it. Nursey reunion, here I come! Either Fist missed this or is still in the bathroom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted May 11, 2012 Author Share Posted May 11, 2012 Either Fist missed this or is still in the bathroom. He'll have cleaned up and gone again knowing him! "11 nurses, one monkey. This time it's messy...." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38798 Posted May 11, 2012 Share Posted May 11, 2012 He'll have cleaned up and gone again knowing him! "11 nurses, one monkey. This time it's messy...." … is the right answer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34593 Posted May 11, 2012 Share Posted May 11, 2012 What did you think of the show, fister? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38798 Posted May 11, 2012 Share Posted May 11, 2012 I really enjoyed it. He was much funnier live than he sometimes appears on tv. I know he's asked not to say anything about it, but it's giving nowt away to say the "Celebrity Portrait" and " Final numbers " tricks were my favourites. There was also a bus stop masturbator outed in the confessions trick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonamental 0 Posted May 11, 2012 Share Posted May 11, 2012 Shit. All bunged up and ill. Bleurgh. Just in time for big weekend of birthdays and last game of the season. Wonderful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34593 Posted May 11, 2012 Share Posted May 11, 2012 I really enjoyed it. He was much funnier live than he sometimes appears on tv. I know he's asked not to say anything about it, but it's giving nowt away to say the "Celebrity Portrait" and " Final numbers " tricks were my favourites. There was also a bus stop masturbator outed in the confessions trick Aye we had a lad who pissed on his stepdad's head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JawD 31 Posted May 11, 2012 Share Posted May 11, 2012 Sick as fuck. Hayfever has hit me a month or so early. Need to buy meds this weekend. Just nose at the min. Itchy and irritating as owt and running like a 3yo's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38798 Posted May 11, 2012 Share Posted May 11, 2012 Aye we had a lad who pissed on his stepdad's head. Another had a mackerel "inserted " whilst on a stag do in Rotterdam… by a stranger whilst unconscious. These are not things I'd be telling my wife, never mind a theatre full of strangers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14060 Posted May 11, 2012 Share Posted May 11, 2012 Excited. Engelbert's on Graham Norton in a few minutes. (Not literally.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted May 12, 2012 Author Share Posted May 12, 2012 I'm half asleep having had a lush lie-in, drinking coffee in bed and watching Saturday kitchen. I've got no hangover despite sambuca shots at 2am. Oh, and the sun is shining in Manchester which is just weird! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted May 12, 2012 Share Posted May 12, 2012 Not too bad over here. Weather is lush so i'm glad I made plans to head into town. Booked a haircut then off to see Avengers and have a Wok on Wheels takeout. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted May 14, 2012 Share Posted May 14, 2012 Horrified. My boss (who has recently been diagnosed with a Vitamin D deficiency. Remember that - it's important) treated me to a McDonald's today, so I drove us to the nearby drive-thru McD's. She ordered a filet of fish for herself. As we were pulling away and asked her: "Is that for your VD?" Fucking fuck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34593 Posted May 14, 2012 Share Posted May 14, 2012 To mask the smell? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
south_cheshire_toon 0 Posted May 14, 2012 Share Posted May 14, 2012 Horrified. My boss (who has recently been diagnosed with a Vitamin D deficiency. Remember that - it's important) treated me to a McDonald's today, so I drove us to the nearby drive-thru McD's. She ordered a filet of fish for herself. As we were pulling away and asked her: "Is that for your VD?" Fucking fuck. LMFAO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted May 14, 2012 Share Posted May 14, 2012 I'm still on my probation period which makes it worse! She's a pretty cool boss though so found it hilarious thankfully. Been giving me a lot of stick since mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38798 Posted May 14, 2012 Share Posted May 14, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 4224 Posted May 14, 2012 Share Posted May 14, 2012 good work Brock. I'd hire you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonamental 0 Posted May 14, 2012 Share Posted May 14, 2012 Nice work Brock. Cheered me up at any rate! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JawD 31 Posted May 14, 2012 Share Posted May 14, 2012 classic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9007 Posted May 14, 2012 Share Posted May 14, 2012 You fucking plank Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Idioteque 0 Posted May 14, 2012 Share Posted May 14, 2012 in 24 hours time I'll be getting ready to go the airport for spain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14060 Posted May 14, 2012 Share Posted May 14, 2012 in 24 hours time I'll be getting ready to go the airport for spain Heading to Lanzarote on Saturday morning and it couldn't come a moment sooner. Sink a few pints for me in the meantime, I'll catch up at the weekend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Idioteque 0 Posted May 14, 2012 Share Posted May 14, 2012 I cannot wait for saturday, play off final, CL final and David price fight all on one day, not even going the beach spending the whole day in the boozer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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