ChezGiven 0 Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 Went to the pub on a school night for the first time in months. Got back at 3am. Oh dear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38779 Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 Ludicrously good mood. Turns out I impregnated my lass 3 days into married life. Stand clear ladies, I'm that fecund, wouldn't want to get any of you up the spout. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 (edited) congratulations (Wonders what he was doing wrong on nights 1 and 2) Edited January 11, 2013 by Christmas Tree Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38779 Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 Congratulations to you and your Super Tadpoles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38779 Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 Will you be calling it Vegas? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 6434 Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 Congrats HF! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 Will you be calling it Vegas? Justin by all accounts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38779 Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 Justin by all accounts Is that why you called your lad Tintin? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 14600 Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 Ludicrously good mood. Turns out I impregnated my lass 3 days into married life. Stand clear ladies, I'm that fecund, wouldn't want to get any of you up the spout. One of my favourite words Congratulations Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted January 11, 2013 Author Share Posted January 11, 2013 Hurray! Many congrats you fast worker, you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 Ludicrously good mood. Turns out I impregnated my lass 3 days into married life. Stand clear ladies, I'm that fecund, wouldn't want to get any of you up the spout. Top bombing!! Congratulations mate, absolutely delighted for you. Now you've done all the hard work, sit back, relax and let the good times flow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34505 Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 Congratulations! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26391 Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 Good work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12767 Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 Congrats, HF. Remember, the first 3 months of taking care of a baby is stopping it from killing itself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38779 Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 Can't wait for the growth/milk intake/ poop graphs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 Congratulations HF. The usual congratulatory response within my circle of friends is 'well played, not a jaffa then.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 Congratulations! You need to up your game, nevermind whingeing about gazumpers or whatever it is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3205 Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 shit mood see football forum for reason. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 Will you be calling it Vegas? Was thinking Sam, as in Yosemite Thanks all. Don't get the Justin reference Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34505 Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 You need to up your game, nevermind whingeing about gazumpers or whatever it is. Ya wha? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34505 Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 Don't get the Justin reference If it was a Venn diagram, your knob and your lass's foof would barely be intersecting, is what he meant. In terms you'll understand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 If it was a Venn diagram, your knob and your lass's foof would barely be intersecting, is what he meant. In terms you'll understand. Apt analogy given the fact CT and his Mrs look like a venn diagram whenever they're next to each other. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 70 Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 (edited) What you calling it? Farbricio? One piece of advise. Need to perfect the pushing the wife out of the bed (while she's asleep) when you hear the baby crying. Edited January 11, 2013 by Park Life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 If it was a Venn diagram, your knob and your lass's foof would barely be intersecting, is what he meant. In terms you'll understand. Great word by the way. Came up in a related conversation with our nephew about the baby. Nephew: "Where will the baby get out?" Me: "what is there between your legs?" Nephew: "a tig wag" Me: "what do girls have instead?" Nephew: "a foof" Me: "That's where it will come out" Pause to consider Nephew: "does it burst?" Me: "I'm afriad so" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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