Ayatollah Hermione 12767 Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 Tig Wag was shown on ITV during that 30 year celebration of kid's shows, wasn't it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19826 Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 Ludicrously good mood. Turns out I impregnated my lass 3 days into married life. Stand clear ladies, I'm that fecund, wouldn't want to get any of you up the spout. textbook. i've three mates that have done the same. you must have some good swimmers; super sperm. congratulations mate! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 Ya wha? Getting your lass sorted out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34509 Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 Getting your lass sorted out. I needed a house first. Not that you bastards care. Besides, if you think I'm posting a baby announcement on here to be roundly ignored, you need to think again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 Great word by the way. Came up in a related conversation with our nephew about the baby. Nephew: "Where will the baby get out?" Me: "what is there between your legs?" Nephew: "a tig wag" Me: "what do girls have instead?" Nephew: "a foof" Me: "That's where it will come out" Pause to consider Nephew: "does it burst?" Me: "I'm afriad so" My little one calls it her 'poof poof'. She may spell it 'pouf-pouf' of course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 I needed a house first. Not that you bastards care. Besides, if you think I'm posting a baby announcement on here to be roundly ignored, you need to think again. Post #7546 "Hi everyone, i'm delighted to say we are pregnant!!!!" Post#7547 "Got some new wing mirrors for me bike" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34509 Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 Exactly. You lot are seriously dead to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 6434 Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 Post #7546 "Hi everyone, i'm delighted to say we are pregnant!!!!" Post#7547 "Got some new wing mirrors for me bike" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 I needed a house first. Not that you bastards care. Besides, if you think I'm posting a baby announcement on here to be roundly ignored, you need to think again. :lol: Funny cunt at times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tooner 243 Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 Ludicrously good mood. Turns out I impregnated my lass 3 days into married life. Stand clear ladies, I'm that fecund, wouldn't want to get any of you up the spout. congrats to you sir!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 A bit irked. I wanted to start a food blog this year (around my birthday so I can use a fancy ass tablet to do it from) but some bastard has pinched the title - bought the domain name yet done nothing with it. Fucksticks. What should my blog be called? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 A bit irked. I wanted to start a food blog this year (around my birthday so I can use a fancy ass tablet to do it from) but some bastard has pinched the title - bought the domain name yet done nothing with it. Fucksticks. What should my blog be called? What was it going to be called originally. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 A bit irked. I wanted to start a food blog this year (around my birthday so I can use a fancy ass tablet to do it from) but some bastard has pinched the title - bought the domain name yet done nothing with it. Fucksticks. What should my blog be called? Looking forward to reading it when you get going Brock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 What was it going to be called originally. The Food Feed. I've got a bloody load of notebooks with scrawled in recipes so it might be fun to try them out and type them up at some point. Thanks Tooj Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 The Food Feed. No way anyone's going to come up with anything as creative and unique as that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 Beansandmash.com? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14055 Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 A bit irked. I wanted to start a food blog this year (around my birthday so I can use a fancy ass tablet to do it from) but some bastard has pinched the title - bought the domain name yet done nothing with it. Fucksticks. What should my blog be called? "Fucksticks". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14055 Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 Or "Broccoli Manson". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34509 Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 Brock Munching Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38779 Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 Free porn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38779 Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 "Fucksticks". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 Youth Hostelling With Brock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 Score will he and goat the feed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 Is this food, Gene? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2bias 3 Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 Shit mood. Father in law just died. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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