NJS 3986 Posted June 24, 2015 Share Posted June 24, 2015 Great mood. I was suffering with a nasty cold when I came back from holiday last week which caused one of my ears not to pop from the flight due to the tubes being full of gunk. That meant a week of discomfort and fuzzy hearing which was a right pain. I went to the docs on Friday and he prescribed this device which is basically a balloon you shove up your nose and either blow up or use to pass air up there. It didn't seem to be working but as the problem seemed to be worse yesterday I gave it a really good go before bed last night and the fucker finally popped. I think there's a little bit left in there as its not quite right but I finally feel human again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 6441 Posted June 24, 2015 Share Posted June 24, 2015 I went to the docs on Friday and he prescribed this device which is basically a balloon you shove up your nose and either blow up or use to pass air up there. I had to use one of these recently. I took great delight in using it sitting in traffic, at cafes etc. as it looks like you are up to something seriously devious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 5969 Posted June 24, 2015 Share Posted June 24, 2015 Probably fall in the amount of blokes that have been up there no doubt. I do luurve the cock! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30540 Posted June 24, 2015 Share Posted June 24, 2015 I do luurve the cock! He should use that as his sig as a counter measure for yours quoting him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 5969 Posted June 24, 2015 Share Posted June 24, 2015 It's been years since I logged in on a computer. I forgot I even had a sig! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38917 Posted June 24, 2015 Share Posted June 24, 2015 Reflective- today was my uncle Ray's funeral, he died aged 79 following a massive stroke. He was a good man, thoroughly decent, hard working (he only retired 4years ago)yet very laid back. His ethos was very much " you're a long time dead, enjoy life to the full" which he managed to without do being in the least bit selfish or mean. He was also a massive NUFC fan, having followed them since the 1950s, rarely missing a home game and travelling to away games as much as possible. He had many friends at the club, a former player as a son-in-law, and it was touching to see a good few there today saying their goodbyes, although none of the current crop- he always did have impeccable taste What struck me today was the sheer number of people that turned up to say goodbye. The chapel was packed, all the pews crammed and people standing in the aisle. When we went out afterwards, there was as many stood outside- it took over 45 minutes for everyone to give their personal condolences to his family. Anyway, I realise I'm rambling. I just wanted to mark the passing of a top bloke who loved NUFC through thick and thin somewhere that his fellow fans would see it. Cheers Ray, a life well lived. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted June 24, 2015 Share Posted June 24, 2015 Sounds like he lived life right. What more could you want. Sorry for your loss, RIP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makom 0 Posted June 24, 2015 Share Posted June 24, 2015 RIP Ray. Sounds like he was a top bloke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38917 Posted June 24, 2015 Share Posted June 24, 2015 Cheers gents. (You're still a pair of cunts, mind ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted June 24, 2015 Author Share Posted June 24, 2015 It always strikes me at funerals that people never get to see or hear the number of people/lovely things that attend/are said about them. Shame we don't do more of it for the people we care about whilst they're here to hear it. RIP Ray Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9047 Posted June 25, 2015 Share Posted June 25, 2015 RIP Ray Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34880 Posted June 25, 2015 Share Posted June 25, 2015 Aye sounds like a life well lived. RIP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toonotl 2439 Posted June 25, 2015 Share Posted June 25, 2015 Sorry for your loss MF mate. RIP Ray Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26562 Posted June 25, 2015 Share Posted June 25, 2015 Yup, sounds like his funeral was a testament to his life. RIP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted June 25, 2015 Share Posted June 25, 2015 Sounds a lovely man. RIP Ray. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 27119 Posted June 25, 2015 Share Posted June 25, 2015 Sorry for your loss, MF. Sounds like a great send off for a great man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38917 Posted June 26, 2015 Share Posted June 26, 2015 Cheers lads. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38917 Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 On this thing in Leeds yesterday and today. As you can see, it's white. Very white. Betty Swollocks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26562 Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 Surely you can wear shorts? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38917 Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 It's a rough render finish. I like my knees with skin on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 Betty Swollocks. Brave man you. Braver than me. I'd rather fight Ivan Drago than hang of the side of a 20 story building. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38917 Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 It's safe as houses Stevie. You're in more danger climbing a ladder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toonotl 2439 Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 Been off work all week so far with bronchitis. Coughing my head off and blowing my nose every two seconds. It's my second week in a new job and I feel like a complete dick ringing in every morning to say I'm still sick. I've got a doc cert but I'm a bit paranoid they will think I'm bullshitting them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38917 Posted July 2, 2015 Share Posted July 2, 2015 Awestruck- there's a supercell storm passing over Newcastle right now. Some absolutely spectacular lightning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted July 2, 2015 Author Share Posted July 2, 2015 I'm watching from the 4th floor at work. Shitting myself as I'm phobic when it comes to thunder but the lightning is mental. That rain was mad too.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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