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I've met the usual crowd and had jimbo, Craig, ritchie, isegrim stay at chezPud once or twice (one day I'll publish the memoirs) .... Oh and a very pissed up Mancy who couldn't stomach breakfast :icon_lol:

 

Also know radgina and JJC from work

 

And I still owe Besty a punt in the nads too ;):

 

 

oh aye, I met you and you didn't speak to me :icon_lol:

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Never met like but aside from the four people I have met off here, had brief phone conversations with Tom, who was on the district line fucked out of his face en route to West Ham, and I was a few trains behind him (thank fuck) :unsure: and Besty, who's remarkably well spoken for someone from Gateshead.

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I met Greg and J69 briefly to exchange match tickets. Sometime you can make snap decisions about people....

 

Get fucked man

 

I said 'Hi mate', handed you the money and you looked shit scared you might be about to get into a conversation with a stranger, thrust the ticket into my hand and legged it :unsure:

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I met Greg and J69 briefly to exchange match tickets. Sometime you can make snap decisions about people....

 

Get fucked man

 

I said 'Hi mate', handed you the money and you looked shit scared you might be about to get into a conversation with a stranger, thrust the ticket into my hand and legged it :unsure:

Why not areet mate? No wonder he got his back up straight away. "Hi mate" oh dear.

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Because I was born and bred in Durham in the 80s, not down a pit in Ashington during WWI

They're no better than you though. You're dismissing 3/4 of Tyneside as backward, cos most people say areet mate. It's this new poncey bastarisation of the geordie venacular which has caused rent boys to bring in "Hi mate".

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The sooner you two meet up and bugger the daylights out of each other the better imo. You could cut the sexual tension with a butter knife.

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I don't recall calling anyone backwards?

 

As it happens, I may very well have introduced myself in that way, it was a few years back. I was merely paraphrasing to tell the story.

Get yourself to Olu Deniz mate, you'll love it. :unsure:

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I met Greg and J69 briefly to exchange match tickets. Sometime you can make snap decisions about people....

 

Get fucked man

 

I said 'Hi mate', handed you the money and you looked shit scared you might be about to get into a conversation with a stranger, thrust the ticket into my hand and legged it :unsure:

Why not areet mate? No wonder he got his back up straight away. "Hi mate" oh dear.

 

Honest question Stevie, do you use 'pipe down' and 'Oh dear' in real life? Can't say that they're Geordies terms I've heard, sounds more mockney wannabe to me.

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I met Greg and J69 briefly to exchange match tickets. Sometime you can make snap decisions about people....

 

Get fucked man

 

I said 'Hi mate', handed you the money and you looked shit scared you might be about to get into a conversation with a stranger, thrust the ticket into my hand and legged it :unsure:

Why not areet mate? No wonder he got his back up straight away. "Hi mate" oh dear.

 

Honest question Stevie, do you use 'pipe down' and 'Oh dear' in real life? Can't say that they're Geordies terms I've heard, sounds more mockney wannabe to me.

I say pipe down at least once a day in real life and oh dear less frequently but been known. I can see you as a hi mate type of "guy", and a "guy" type of bloke.

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I met Greg and J69 briefly to exchange match tickets. Sometime you can make snap decisions about people....

 

Get fucked man

 

I said 'Hi mate', handed you the money and you looked shit scared you might be about to get into a conversation with a stranger, thrust the ticket into my hand and legged it :lol:

Why not areet mate? No wonder he got his back up straight away. "Hi mate" oh dear.

 

Honest question Stevie, do you use 'pipe down' and 'Oh dear' in real life? Can't say that they're Geordies terms I've heard, sounds more mockney wannabe to me.

I say pipe down at least once a day in real life and oh dear less frequently but been known. I can see you as a hi mate type of "guy", and a "guy" type of bloke.

 

I can imagine :unsure:

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Never met like but aside from the four people I have met off here, had brief phone conversations with Tom, who was on the district line fucked out of his face en route to West Ham, and I was a few trains behind him (thank fuck) :lol: and Besty, who's remarkably well spoken for someone from Gateshead.

 

Must've been me phone voice. :unsure:

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Never met like but aside from the four people I have met off here, had brief phone conversations with Tom, who was on the district line fucked out of his face en route to West Ham, and I was a few trains behind him (thank fuck) :lol: and Besty, who's remarkably well spoken for someone from Gateshead.

 

Must've been me phone voice. :unsure:

Did I tell you about the time I was in the casino in the town mortal one night? Was well busy, and I seen these two kids one looked like Bawan and the other looked like you, a gans "you're Besty and you're Bawan" the two kids looked at me like I was a daft cunt and said "nar" at the same time.

 

I've never met J69 but I've seen him getting in to his car.

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Should have said Hi

You were 100 yards away but it was definitely you, was beside Croft Park, I wasn't going to shout "Jonathan" like a rent boy. Was when Anthony Shandran played for yous.

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It was more a joke about saying 'Hi' tbh ;D

 

You and Andrew would be the only people I would recognise off here. Im thinking everyone else must look like quasimodo. You would think they were in deep cover for the CIA the reaction you get off people when asked to post a picture of themselves!

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It was more a joke about saying 'Hi' tbh ;D

 

You and Andrew would be the only people I would recognise off here. Im thinking everyone else must look like quasimodo. You would think they were in deep cover for the CIA the reaction you get off people when asked to post a picture of themselves!

I know it probably deserved a "lol" cba though.

 

You know what the people you've met like Donald Stott look like as well. I know what most of them look like, unfortunately for THE FISH his boat looks the absolute spit of Lee Ryder.

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I wouldnt know DS if I saw him again. He literally spent 4 seconds in my presence and ran off. I think he thought I'd left here for good and was just trying to get a cheap dig in.

 

I always had Fish down as a porkier version of . . .

 

the-inbetweeners-will.jpg

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I wouldnt know DS if I saw him again. He literally spent 4 seconds in my presence and ran off. I think he thought I'd left here for good and was just trying to get a cheap dig in.

 

I always had Fish down as a porkier version of . . .

 

the-inbetweeners-will.jpg

 

Less hair and you've got it about right :unsure:

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You and Andrew would be the only people I would recognise off here. Im thinking everyone else must look like quasimodo. You would think they were in deep cover for the CIA the reaction you get off people when asked to post a picture of themselves!

 

Aww schnoogins. Come and join the TT Facebook group if you're that desperate for some mugshots. :unsure:

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