Howmanheyman 26942 Posted November 25, 2015 Share Posted November 25, 2015 Tonight's exclusive.......John Carver will smile like Klopp in his next job. (Taken from a comment on motd extra, which is now at least the third piece he's done from a show we may already have watched ourselves, there may have been more articles he's done on it that I've missed tbh). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38816 Posted November 25, 2015 Share Posted November 25, 2015 Some boy, wor Lee. Carver couldn't smile like Klopp even he scored for a hummer off a gypo lass at the Town Moor, due to the inescapable fact that he has a face like a hippo's cunt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 4964 Posted November 26, 2015 Share Posted November 26, 2015 (edited) That insult should have been in the roster at the end of last season, it deserves better than 6 months after he's left us. Edited November 26, 2015 by Rayvin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19838 Posted November 26, 2015 Share Posted November 26, 2015 Face like a hippo's cunt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toonotl 2431 Posted November 27, 2015 Share Posted November 27, 2015 Some boy, wor Lee. Carver couldn't smile like Klopp even he scored for a hummer off a gypo lass at the Town Moor, due to the inescapable fact that he has a face like a hippo's cunt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohhh_yeah 2783 Posted December 4, 2015 Share Posted December 4, 2015 Imagine the expression on Ryder's face reading the following in his own rag. I hope this is the first he had heard of John Gibson's invitation. lan Shearer was reunited with Paul Gascoigne at the Tyne Theatre to record an interview for the European Championships next year before Gazza went solo in front of a sell-out audience of worshippers. This was the happy face of the Magpies when entertainment was the buzz word instead of crisis. I had been invited along to be an interloper as Big Al and Gazza reminisced about days of joy and laughter with just a little torment thrown in. The 1,400-strong audience were to lap up Gazza laying bare his fun as well as his demons, but the words between two Geordie warriors witnessed by only a handful were what really intrigued me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26942 Posted December 7, 2015 Share Posted December 7, 2015 http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/five-burning-questions-newcastle-fans-10557888 Five 'burning' questions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19838 Posted December 7, 2015 Share Posted December 7, 2015 so hot they're smoking Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30452 Posted December 7, 2015 Share Posted December 7, 2015 A poll for each one as well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26441 Posted February 9, 2016 Share Posted February 9, 2016 This is what Wendy can expect in her postbox this weekend: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38816 Posted February 9, 2016 Share Posted February 9, 2016 Is that an actual pic of the Knight Ryder in full kit, or have you shopped his head on to Neville Southall? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26441 Posted February 9, 2016 Share Posted February 9, 2016 Not my work but I think he uses it as his Twitter background. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38816 Posted February 9, 2016 Share Posted February 9, 2016 A belly like the gentle, lapping waves of the Aegean. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30452 Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 Not sure but having seen the pick before I think the fat moron scored some goal in what looks like one of those matches where you pay loads of money to play at SJP. He celebrated by running away with the corner flag Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mighty Hog 336 Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 Not sure but having seen the pick before I think the fat moron scored some goal in what looks like one of those matches where you pay loads of money to play at SJP. He celebrated by running away with the corner flag Aye, he was "doing a Tino" with the flag I think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9010 Posted February 11, 2016 Share Posted February 11, 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12461 Posted February 11, 2016 Share Posted February 11, 2016 He'll be hyping that up in his diary no doubt. How would they even work that out? More a rhetorical question as I can't be fucked reading the article and don't expect anyone else too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30452 Posted February 11, 2016 Share Posted February 11, 2016 I think the main person who writes the NUFC stuff for The Chronicle is one of the most influential by default. Doesn't mean they're any good though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30452 Posted February 11, 2016 Share Posted February 11, 2016 He'll be hyping that up in his diary no doubt. How would they even work that out? More a rhetorical question as I can't be fucked reading the article and don't expect anyone else too. I looked at the start of it. They go on about: Lee’s insightful, finger-on-the pulse reporting on all things Newcastle United. As an example they've got a twitter feed where he says: As some fans protest about ticket prices #nufc slash season ticket deals for future generations of supporters Aye, how fucking insightful. Trooper posted this http://www.themag.co...ices-must-read/ article from the Mag the other day. Which, despite its brevity, gives a far greater analysis of the reasons behind the ticket pricing at SJP and gives the lie to the notion Ashley is being benevolent (or that the tickets are, on average particularly cheap). I know it's only a tweet, so the comparison is unfair but Ryder wouldn't have the 'insight' or the balls to write a piece like that one in the Mag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12461 Posted February 11, 2016 Share Posted February 11, 2016 So they have no real basis for the claim? By the time he writes something everyone in Newcastle has already heard of it anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9010 Posted February 11, 2016 Share Posted February 11, 2016 https://twitter.com/lee_ryder/status/7945088883 #Insight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12461 Posted February 11, 2016 Share Posted February 11, 2016 :lol: You can almost hear the crowd of people who he has now influenced hoying out their soup from Subway (they do soup?) "Aye yee kna what fuck this Subway soup, I'm off to get some from the Grainger Market... man". Utter fucking knacker, how he has a job as a writer I'll never know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34606 Posted February 11, 2016 Share Posted February 11, 2016 They'll be using something like that Klout thing that looks at your influence based on social media interactions, followers, replies, retweets etc. Unfortunately, they don't realise that most people only engage with the cretin to take the piss out of him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30452 Posted February 11, 2016 Share Posted February 11, 2016 So they have no real basis for the claim? By the time he writes something everyone in Newcastle has already heard of it anyway. I would imagine he scores highly for offering people out on Twitter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30452 Posted February 11, 2016 Share Posted February 11, 2016 :lol: You can almost hear the crowd of people who he has now influenced hoying out their soup from Subway (they do soup?) "Aye yee kna what fuck this Subway soup, I'm off to get some from the Grainger Market... man". Utter fucking knacker, how he has a job as a writer I'll never know. He'll be on about £20k, if that. That's how. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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