Alex 30400 Posted February 11, 2016 Share Posted February 11, 2016 They'll be using something like that Klout thing that looks at your influence based on social media interactions, followers, replies, retweets etc. Unfortunately, they don't realise that most people only engage with the cretin to take the piss out of him. Aye, it'll be based purely on social media. Then the bit about scoring highly for his insight is just to sound good and that's purely subjective anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19824 Posted February 11, 2016 Share Posted February 11, 2016 https://twitter.com/lee_ryder/status/7945088883 #Insight there has to be a diary update in this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12452 Posted February 11, 2016 Share Posted February 11, 2016 He'll be on about £20k, if that. That's how. I'd hope it's not even that, his stuff is horrific and he's never really the one breaking the news in fact he often remarks about the other Newspaper or Website he first read about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26822 Posted February 11, 2016 Share Posted February 11, 2016 there has to be a diary update in this Soon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26335 Posted February 11, 2016 Share Posted February 11, 2016 (edited) Edited February 11, 2016 by ewerk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted February 12, 2016 Share Posted February 12, 2016 http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/steve-mcclaren-facing-big-decision-10877166 Big decision there isn't even any suggestion that McClaren is considering it, it's purely Ryder pushing his own opinion. Let's drop our top scorer! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26822 Posted February 14, 2016 Share Posted February 14, 2016 The secret diary of Lee Ryder aged 44 and a half 13/02/2016 "Hey! Hey, Son! Hey! Cloth lugs!" "Wha, what? Are yee talking to me, Mr Oliver?" "Is there any other daft looking young'un in here with cloth lugs?" "Err, Ah divven knaa, Mr Oliver." "Ha'way, Marra, it's dinner time, let's go for some proper scran, Lee, son." "Err, cush, Mr Oliver! That sounds great!" Alreet, Diary? Ah was just trying to work out a 'five burning questions' piece for today's Ronald Gill esq and staring hard at me work PC when I noticed someone staring at iz from ower the way. It was the new kid on the block, young Chris Waugh. Ah looked up and he quickly put his heed doon. Ah understood straight away. The kid was in orr, ore, err, was a bit starstruck to be working with the Trinity Mirror sports regional sports writer of the year and former toon army foot soldier, Lee Ryder. Ah also think he was shiting it a bit after a gave him a dressing doon when he first started. Ah smiled to mesel and remembered a good looking young blonde kid bonding with his mentor in these same hallowed offices a few years ago. Ah sat back in me chair and folded me arms and shouted ower at the kid, "How! Young'un! me belly thinks me throat's cut!" The kid looked up and said, "I'm sorry?" Ah replied, "Yi fuckin' will be if yi hold iz up any more! Ah said i'm Hank Marvin! Do you want to go out and get some scran?" The kid could barely contain his excitement as he told me his Mam had already knocked his bait up. Ah then gave him the Ryder glare and asked again and he went white faced and said he'd love to. As we got outside ah headed up the bigg Market and young Woffy said, "Hey, Lee, I could kill for a steak and cheese Sub from subway, they're mint!". Ah stopped in me tracks and telt him straight, "Woffy, young Woffy. You're writing for a Tyneside institution here, mind. Fuck that subway shite, ah'm tekking you for some proper Geordie scran from the Grainger Market, some proper soup. Fuck that Yank shite!" He said ah was the boss and we went on our way to the Grainger Market just as a certain mentor of a certain up and coming young journalist once did with his protege. "Aye, Woffy, this is the food of the Geordie gods this soup ah......What the Fuck?!!" ah interrupted mesel as ah clocked a kids twitter food on his phone. The kid's twitter said that ah'd anny gone and scooped ANOTHER prestijus, presteegas, err, important gong! Ah asked the kid if ah could have a proper look and some internet PR company called Aberfield had just cottoned on to what the whole of the North East and Trinity Mirror group already knew, which was that Lee Ryder, the Knight of the bigg Market, the former toon army foot soldier, the journalist with his pulse on the United beat, was the one the punters went looking for when they wanted some shit hot NUFC craic such as me piece yesterday about Stcheve's BIG decision whether to play Gini at Stamford Bridge or my usual red hot BURNING questions that needed asking about club on the hill. Ah showed the boy who could only dream about being King the phone and said, "There yi gan, Woffy! See that? That's what eating Yank shite DOESN'T get you!" Ah then dipped a bit stottie in Woffy's soup and jammed it in his gob, winked and telt him we had time for a quick celebratory pint in the Clock, {as you do, like!) Lol. Ryder and fucking out!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12452 Posted February 14, 2016 Share Posted February 14, 2016 :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26822 Posted February 14, 2016 Share Posted February 14, 2016 But the Chronicle understands that there will be no knee-jerk reaction from the Magpies, and McClaren will be handed more time to turn things around. You'll all be staggered to see the Knight's take on this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoneColdStephenIreland 74 Posted February 14, 2016 Share Posted February 14, 2016 Ive missed these insights Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19824 Posted February 14, 2016 Share Posted February 14, 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26822 Posted February 20, 2016 Share Posted February 20, 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26822 Posted February 20, 2016 Share Posted February 20, 2016 "Ah'd like to thank me mentor, Olly, Gibbo, and also fellow toon footsoldier, Steve Wraith. We've had wu differences but ah'd still want him with iz in the trenches or Elland Road." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3204 Posted February 20, 2016 Share Posted February 20, 2016 "> "Ah'd like to thank me mentor, Olly, Gibbo, and also fellow toon footsoldier, Steve Wraith. We've had wu differences but ah'd still want him with iz in the trenches or Elland Road." You forgot cock eyed Malla. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26822 Posted February 20, 2016 Share Posted February 20, 2016 You forgot cock eyed Malla.He likes to keep his personal, non-famous friends out of the goldfish bowl spotlight that is his crazy world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26822 Posted February 20, 2016 Share Posted February 20, 2016 And it's 'mala'. One 'L'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12452 Posted March 13, 2016 Share Posted March 13, 2016 http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/rafa-benitez-wants-newcastle-united-11023280 The video on there is gold . He looks and sounds like he has just come home from the pub after a rough week at work but this is probably him dressing up a bit because he knows the camera is on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34450 Posted March 13, 2016 Share Posted March 13, 2016 The half grin on his face when the ad is asking him the second question. You can tell they've just been fucking about seconds earlier and now he's trying his best to put his thoughtful look on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26822 Posted March 13, 2016 Share Posted March 13, 2016 Looks like he's had a big feed washed down with some blooter for his 'working lunch' at the Kohinoor before realising he still had the video blog to do. At the beginning you can see it 'coming up' on him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38756 Posted March 13, 2016 Share Posted March 13, 2016 That office must smell like a tramps nest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted March 14, 2016 Share Posted March 14, 2016 http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/rafa-benitez-wants-newcastle-united-11023280 The video on there is gold . He looks and sounds like he has just come home from the pub after a rough week at work but this is probably him dressing up a bit because he knows the camera is on. :lol: He's had a couple of pints, not that it makes him a scruff, but he certainly looks one there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 5907 Posted March 14, 2016 Share Posted March 14, 2016 state of his fucking tie... what an absolute shambles that man is I thought he had a cravat on at first. He looks like the best man at a wedding, 12 pints deep by 9pm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 6434 Posted March 14, 2016 Share Posted March 14, 2016 He looks like he's got about 3 years of the good life left before he snaps his ticker sprinting to the Kebab shop on closing. Mala needs to arrange an intervention. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19824 Posted March 14, 2016 Share Posted March 14, 2016 got a good few day's stubble on the go too. looks like he's just rocked into work after a 48 hour bender over the weekend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted August 22, 2016 Share Posted August 22, 2016 http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/rafa-benitez-praises-newcastle-fans-11778952 The connection between fans and supporters is back Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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