McFaul 35 Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 I don't like calling people spastics but this bloke man. His headline today "WIJNALDUM ARRIVES IN CALIFORNIA SAFELY", what was he expecting? A fuckin plane crash, or a homey like Marsellus Wallace to stick a blow torch up his aaaaaass? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26346 Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 If only that were the worst part of it. The Dutchman arrived just after 7.30pm local time in Sacramento after flying into the Sunshine State amidst a boiling temperature of 29 degrees. Errr... the Sunshine State is Florida. California is known as the Golden State. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19824 Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 the chronicle's subs are as thick as Ryder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 If only that were the worst part of it. Errr... the Sunshine State is Florida. California is known as the Golden State. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toonotl 2415 Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 If only that were the worst part of it. Errr... the Sunshine State is Florida. California is known as the Golden State. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26830 Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 California is the Golden state. Florida is the sunshine state. Ryder is a right fucking state. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12767 Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 California is the Golden state. Florida is the sunshine state. Ryder is a right fucking state. Lending credence to the theory that the Chronicle have sacked off their proof readers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30409 Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 Lee? Does anyone proofread your copy before it goes to press? Yes, I do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12457 Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 6434 Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 Reading it to mesel proofs that wuz's rit it man! Not sure what else uz nessess, nescescc, reckwire, reqwhy, fucking errrr, fucking leave us aloan ahve the morras Top 5 Srnicek haircuts to get rit up ffs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mighty Hog 336 Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 [tweet] [/tweet] One of these things is not like the others Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34462 Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 Why is he standing like a 5 year old on the start line at sports day? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38763 Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 https://mobile.twitter.com/lee_ryder/status/621093866830209024/photo/1 " Alreet Yanks, Ryder here- Trinity Mirror Sportswriter of 2014.... Aye, it's like Howitzer Prize yeez lot do ower here, but better. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8989 Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 the Daily Ryder twitter account is depressing as Hell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12457 Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 I love his twitter profile picture mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26830 Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 The secret diary of Lee Ryder aged 44 and a half 22/07/2015 'Yeeee Haaaaah', diary! 'Rollin’ rollin’ rollin’! Keep the toon news rollin’, Keep the toon news rollin' Geordie Pride!' 'I want to wake up…..in a city that doesn’t sleep!' 'Viva!!! Las Vegas!!' 'Do you know the way to San Jose?' Guess where I’ve been? That’s right diary! Sacramento! Ah got up this morning and took an ‘elevator’ doon to the ground floor in the hotel ah was stopping in for covering the trio of Stateside toon games. Obviously ah knaa not all me readers have been to the good ‘ol US of A, so ah thought I’d not only get ah’ll the craic off the likes of Schteve the Boss and future England Captain, Stevie ‘Tayls’ Taylor, no not just their craic, diary, not just the write up of our games as well, nah, not just that shit, ah thought ah’d hoy in some culchara, culchuru, err, some yank phrases and places of interest. Ah’d started off in Millwaukee, home to the Fonz who’s almost as cool as me, then California where Clint Eastwood had ‘made their day’ by being a mayor once and had supped some Broon ale into the bargain, then ah finished off in Portland where ah struggled to find a famous person if ah’m honest but had a laugh with the ‘regular Joes’ who made up their support. Ah’d telt them ah was a famous journalist in the UK and they were fucking eating oot of me hand with all me tactical formation talk about ‘soccer’. Ah was ‘Tailgating’ with some US Mags which is basically eating and drinking out of the back of a car which was fucking ok with me, like, as ah love nowt better than deeing a bit of weight lifting when it's a full pint glass ah'm lifting, like, when one of them pulled iz aboot something ah’d said aboot California, he said, “Buddy, California is the ‘Golden State’, not the ‘Sunshine state’, that’ll be Forida” Ah telt him ah’d be in a ‘right fucking state’ if ah drank any more of the blooter they were chucking doon me neck, but like Ruud’s understanding of the Tyne & Wear derby, they just didn’t get it. Anyways, the pavement was a ‘boardwalk’, the mustard they had wasn’t as hot as proper English mustard and me Steve McQueens didn’t need a belt nee more such was the sheer amount of bait on offer! Lol! Ryder and out! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38763 Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 Steve McQueens Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8989 Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 (edited) I was located on 15th avenue and the luxury of the venue was that within a few blocks or let’s say 10 minutes of walking you are soon in the thick of it in the city centre and on Portland’s Broadway. Ben Arfa (bottom left) has basically just given up now. Sad to see. Edited July 23, 2015 by The Fish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26346 Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 Ah the old Cactus Pricks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30409 Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 Ah the old Cactus Pricks. More into Cider Girls mesel like Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 That’s right diary! Sacramento! Got a proper work place lunatic stifled laugh from me that like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26346 Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 When walking into the centre for lunch the other day a bloke dressed as a Smurf was quietly going on about his day. Move over, Judith Chalmers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12767 Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 I'm still in awe of the sheer heft of that bloke in the bottom left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2188 Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 I'm still in awe of the sheer heft of that bloke in the bottom left. he looks like a man who's spared himself nothing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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