ewerk 34727 Posted April 1, 2023 Share Posted April 1, 2023 Ax ah 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 24515 Posted April 1, 2023 Author Share Posted April 1, 2023 My wife rang me at the pub and said, “If you’re not home in 10 minutes, I’m giving the dinner I cooked you to the dog.” I was home in 5 minutes. I’d hate for anything to happen to the dog. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 24515 Posted April 3, 2023 Author Share Posted April 3, 2023 I once swallowed a book of synonyms. It’s given me thesaurus throat I’ve ever had. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 46808 Posted April 3, 2023 Share Posted April 3, 2023 On 03/04/2023 at 09:33, Dr Gloom said: I once swallowed a book of synonyms. It’s given me thesaurus throat I’ve ever had. Expand 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 13106 Posted April 3, 2023 Share Posted April 3, 2023 On 03/04/2023 at 09:33, Dr Gloom said: I once swallowed a book of synonyms. It’s given me thesaurus throat I’ve ever had. Expand 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 24515 Posted April 3, 2023 Author Share Posted April 3, 2023 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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RobinRobin 13106 Posted April 4, 2023 Share Posted April 4, 2023 Dung beetle walks into a bar ... ... "Is this stool taken?" 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 12412 Posted April 4, 2023 Share Posted April 4, 2023 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 13106 Posted April 4, 2023 Share Posted April 4, 2023 On 04/04/2023 at 03:53, Sonatine said: Expand 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 46808 Posted April 4, 2023 Share Posted April 4, 2023 Ancient Greek lad walks in to a tailors in Athens, holding up his torn toga. Tailor looks up and says “ Euripides ?” Bloke nods and says “ Eumenides?” Tailor nods. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 4761 Posted April 4, 2023 Share Posted April 4, 2023 I have a vague memory of that joke being told by someone really old school - might have been Bernie Winters or Frankie Howerd. Possibly the latter on Up Pompeii. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 24515 Posted April 4, 2023 Author Share Posted April 4, 2023 I ordered a giant duck at a fancy restaurant last night. The bill was huge! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 13106 Posted April 5, 2023 Share Posted April 5, 2023 On 04/04/2023 at 19:32, Dr Gloom said: I ordered a giant duck at a fancy restaurant last night. The bill was huge! Expand 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 24515 Posted April 8, 2023 Author Share Posted April 8, 2023 Just reading that there's a small Island off the coast of Italy with 5 million sicillion people. That's the biggest number I've ever heard. 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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RobinRobin 13106 Posted April 9, 2023 Share Posted April 9, 2023 On 08/04/2023 at 21:09, Dr Gloom said: Just reading that there's a small Island off the coast of Italy with 5 million sicillion people. That's the biggest number I've ever heard. Expand Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 24515 Posted April 17, 2023 Author Share Posted April 17, 2023 My yoga teacher came from Jamaica She teaches the Pilates Of The Caribbean 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 53529 Posted April 17, 2023 Share Posted April 17, 2023 My Chinese flight instructor lives in Jamaica. His company is called Pilots of the Caribbean. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 46808 Posted April 17, 2023 Share Posted April 17, 2023 I started a price comparison website for savoury baked goods in Jamaica. Pierates of the Caribbean 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 24515 Posted April 17, 2023 Author Share Posted April 17, 2023 On 17/04/2023 at 10:38, Monkeys Fist said: I started a price comparison website for savoury baked goods in Jamaica. Pierates of the Caribbean Expand Ooof Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 24515 Posted April 17, 2023 Author Share Posted April 17, 2023 i used to run an exotic bird zoo in jamaica it was called parrots of the caribbean Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 46808 Posted April 17, 2023 Share Posted April 17, 2023 On 17/04/2023 at 10:41, Dr Gloom said: i used to run an exotic bird zoo in jamaica it was called parrots of the caribbean Expand 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 16904 Posted April 17, 2023 Share Posted April 17, 2023 I went to an anger management class in Jamaica. Irates of the Caribbean. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 46808 Posted April 17, 2023 Share Posted April 17, 2023 Angry Pirate, you say??? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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