Dougle 3864 Posted April 4 Share Posted April 4 On 04/04/2025 at 13:58, Gemmill said: I ask cos our cat had worms recently. She's an outdoor cat who absolutely wrecks the local mouse community. Sometimes I come down in the morning and there's just a mouse head left. Two dead ones this morning. Anyway she's on regular dewormer now, the filthy bitch. Expand Aye, grew up on a farm and all our cats back then were always getting worms cos of the various mice, rats, rabbits (even a bloody hare once) and god knows what else they caught. It was usually round worms which was horrible enough, but one poor bugger hoyed a fairly large tapeworm up, it was still moving about. Traumatised to this day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 52824 Posted April 4 Share Posted April 4 On 04/04/2025 at 15:29, Dougle said: Aye, grew up on a farm and all our cats back then were always getting worms cos of the various mice, rats, rabbits (even a bloody hare once) and god knows what else they caught. It was usually round worms which was horrible enough, but one poor bugger hoyed a fairly large tapeworm up, it was still moving about. Traumatised to this day. Expand I discovered the cat had worms cos one was hanging out of her arsehole, wiggling about. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dougle 3864 Posted April 4 Share Posted April 4 On 04/04/2025 at 15:39, Gemmill said: I discovered the cat had worms cos one was hanging out of her arsehole, wiggling about. Expand The tapeworms are the worst, built by little segments and apparently if one segment is left in the gut it generates a new worm. Stuff of nightmares. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 4772 Posted April 4 Share Posted April 4 Cats are fucking rank. Wish I could force the owners of cunts who leave dead wildlife or shite in our garden to come and pick it up. Horrid, mangy things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 7431 Posted April 6 Share Posted April 6 I got a job in a factory that makes Dracula figurines. There’s only two of us on that line, so I have to make every second count. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Dazzler 12690 Posted April 6 Share Posted April 6 On 06/04/2025 at 16:23, Craig said: I got a job in a factory that makes Dracula figurines. There’s only two of us on that line, so I have to make every second count. Expand This sucks…..I’ll see myself out. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 38083 Posted April 6 Share Posted April 6 On 06/04/2025 at 16:23, Craig said: I got a job in a factory that makes Dracula figurines. There’s only two of us on that line, so I have to make every second count. Expand See the union, Craig, there should be more than two of you, it's not right or safe. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 12985 Posted April 7 Share Posted April 7 On 06/04/2025 at 16:23, Craig said: I got a job in a factory that makes Dracula figurines. There’s only two of us on that line, so I have to make every second count. Expand Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 12216 Posted April 7 Share Posted April 7 On 06/04/2025 at 16:23, Craig said: I got a job in a factory that makes Dracula figurines. There’s only two of us on that line, so I have to make every second count. Expand There could be a lot at stake here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 46538 Posted April 7 Share Posted April 7 On 06/04/2025 at 20:44, Howmanheyman said: See the union, Craig, there should be more than two of you, it's not right or safe. Expand Aye- basic practice that mind. Their Elf and Safety bloke should be getting it in the neck… 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 12985 Posted April 7 Share Posted April 7 On 07/04/2025 at 07:53, Monkeys Fist said: Aye- basic practice that mind. Their Elf and Safety bloke should be getting it in the neck… Expand 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Toonpack 12216 Posted April 8 Share Posted April 8 Rabbit goes into a Deli: Server “what can I get you?” Rabbit “I’ll have a Red Leicester and lettuce toastie, a Danish Blue and Cabbage Toastie and a Cheddar and Onion Toastie” Server “that’s a weird selection” Rabbit “I can’t help myself, I’ve got mixin ma toasties” 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 38083 Posted April 8 Share Posted April 8 On 08/04/2025 at 14:02, Toonpack said: Rabbit goes into a Deli: Server “what can I get you?” Rabbit “I’ll have a Red Leicester and lettuce toastie, a Danish Blue and Cabbage Toastie and a Cheddar and Onion Toastie” Server “that’s a weird selection” Rabbit “I can’t help myself, I’ve got mixin ma toasties” Expand I thought he would've preferred lettuce? Just goes to show the wide and varied diet of wildlife that somehow finds a way to sustain itself. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 12329 Posted April 8 Share Posted April 8 On 08/04/2025 at 14:02, Toonpack said: Rabbit goes into a Deli: Server “what can I get you?” Rabbit “I’ll have a Red Leicester and lettuce toastie, a Danish Blue and Cabbage Toastie and a Cheddar and Onion Toastie” Server “that’s a weird selection” Rabbit “I can’t help myself, I’ve got mixin ma toasties” Expand 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 4718 Posted April 8 Share Posted April 8 On 08/04/2025 at 14:02, Toonpack said: Rabbit goes into a Deli: Server “what can I get you?” Rabbit “I’ll have a Red Leicester and lettuce toastie, a Danish Blue and Cabbage Toastie and a Cheddar and Onion Toastie” Server “that’s a weird selection” Rabbit “I can’t help myself, I’ve got mixin ma toasties” Expand I read that as "Rabbi" and when I got to the end thought "Isn't that a joke about a rabbit? " 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 38083 Posted April 8 Share Posted April 8 On 08/04/2025 at 16:46, NJS said: I read that as "Rabbi" and when I got to the end thought "Isn't that a joke about a rabbit? " Expand FHP On 08/04/2025 at 14:02, Toonpack said: Rabbi goes into a Deli: Server “what can I get you?” Rabbi: "Oy! Vey!" Server “What a stereotypical ending." Rabbi “I can’t help myself, I’ve got myself mixed up in a toonpack joke.” Expand 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 12985 Posted April 9 Share Posted April 9 On 08/04/2025 at 14:02, Toonpack said: Rabbit goes into a Deli: Server “what can I get you?” Rabbit “I’ll have a Red Leicester and lettuce toastie, a Danish Blue and Cabbage Toastie and a Cheddar and Onion Toastie” Server “that’s a weird selection” Rabbit “I can’t help myself, I’ve got mixin ma toasties” Expand 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 16853 Posted April 9 Share Posted April 9 https://bsky.app/profile/oregonthedm.bsky.social/post/3lmeenfu6r22x 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 19761 Posted April 9 Share Posted April 9 On 08/04/2025 at 14:02, Toonpack said: Rabbit goes into a Deli: Server “what can I get you?” Rabbit “I’ll have a Red Leicester and lettuce toastie, a Danish Blue and Cabbage Toastie and a Cheddar and Onion Toastie” Server “that’s a weird selection” Rabbit “I can’t help myself, I’ve got mixin ma toasties” Expand Not going to lie, I heard that joke 45 years ago. A girl called Alison Jackson told me it ☺️ 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 38083 Posted April 9 Share Posted April 9 On 09/04/2025 at 09:47, PaddockLad said: Not going to lie, I heard that joke 45 years ago. A girl called Alison Jackson told me it ☺️ Expand PL's for reeall. 🎶 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 23874 Posted April 23 Share Posted April 23 My cousin went to the City Baths at the weekend and saw this canny boiler smiling at him.. So he goes over to her and says; 'Alreet Pet, are ye flirtin?' 'Nah Pet, I'm on me tiptoes' 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 37898 Posted April 23 Share Posted April 23 On 23/04/2025 at 12:37, wykikitoon said: My cousin went to the City Baths at the weekend and saw this canny boiler smiling at him.. So he goes over to her and says; 'Alreet Pet, are ye flirtin?' 'Nah Pet, I'm on me tiptoes' Expand That’s older than me. Probably older than me dad 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 7431 Posted April 23 Share Posted April 23 On 23/04/2025 at 13:54, Alex said: That’s older than me. Probably older than me dad Expand Probably the first time in your life where Wykiki has posted without using the word 'cunt'. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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