Park Life 70 Posted February 18, 2011 Share Posted February 18, 2011 Better options would be Podolski (currently at Fc Koln, wages are not massive as he has only ever played in Germany where I would asume they are significantly lower cos they only charge about £15 a game) and then I agree a bigger option. I really like the big man little man combo a la shearer and bellamy but I am struggling to think of a bigger option who isn't gonna cost the earth in wages. We might need a young'un off the continent Just get some African lads in from France or Holland, cheap as chips. Hoaru from PSG and Gervinho. Yeah big hefty African lads or hefty black lads from former Dutch colonies. Or big athletic fit black lads from France or former french colonies..Generally check colonies for fit black lads. Or maybe huge musclular types who can run fast with big grins and wide eyes..Ideally colonial. Spoken like a true kraut. Pick ones who've seen snow at least in pictures. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 70 Posted February 18, 2011 Share Posted February 18, 2011 Don't forget the Kenyans. Them lads'll run all day. No running track round pitch so no chance of any confusion. Check. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JawD 31 Posted February 18, 2011 Share Posted February 18, 2011 35m in the bank would pull in well in excess of 1 million in 6 months assuming it was all paid up front. That's enough to buy our current strike force (Ameobi - Free, Lovenkrands - Free, Ranger - Free, Best - 1.5m) Tax man will have his say in April don't forget. Which is why we amortise our player assets to produce paper losses, so we can reduce the tax bill. Is amortisation tax deductible though? Obviously with traditional fixed assets there will be certain capital allowances, I'm not sure how it works with footballers. Can major companies amortise the contracts of their key personnel for tax purposes? Its a loss in asset value which is part of the profit and loss account. The more asset values are amortised, the more paper loss the club has, the less tax it pays. Indeed. But depreciation is also included in most companies P&L, even though it isn't tax deductible. Although as I said, the tax system allows for certain capital allowances on machinery purchased. I believe clubs can reduce their net profit on this basis and therefore pay less tax. You're the accountant though, you tell me! Not sure if you know, but if a players value is depreciated to £0 over the term of the contract, when they sign a new one I assume they dont revalue the player? as that could increase the bottom line were it needed? I also assume wages isnt taken into account and just taken as an overhead? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin S. Assilleekunt 1 Posted February 20, 2011 Share Posted February 20, 2011 Better options would be Podolski (currently at Fc Koln, wages are not massive as he has only ever played in Germany where I would asume they are significantly lower cos they only charge about £15 a game) and then I agree a bigger option. I really like the big man little man combo a la shearer and bellamy but I am struggling to think of a bigger option who isn't gonna cost the earth in wages. We might need a young'un off the continent Just get some African lads in from France or Holland, cheap as chips. Hoaru from PSG and Gervinho. Yeah big hefty African lads or hefty black lads from former Dutch colonies. Or big athletic fit black lads from France or former french colonies..Generally check colonies for fit black lads. Or maybe huge musclular types who can run fast with big grins and wide eyes..Ideally colonial. Get this lot on the bench Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 70 Posted February 20, 2011 Share Posted February 20, 2011 Better options would be Podolski (currently at Fc Koln, wages are not massive as he has only ever played in Germany where I would asume they are significantly lower cos they only charge about £15 a game) and then I agree a bigger option. I really like the big man little man combo a la shearer and bellamy but I am struggling to think of a bigger option who isn't gonna cost the earth in wages. We might need a young'un off the continent Just get some African lads in from France or Holland, cheap as chips. Hoaru from PSG and Gervinho. Yeah big hefty African lads or hefty black lads from former Dutch colonies. Or big athletic fit black lads from France or former french colonies..Generally check colonies for fit black lads. Or maybe huge musclular types who can run fast with big grins and wide eyes..Ideally colonial. Get this lot on the bench Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toonotl 2476 Posted February 20, 2011 Share Posted February 20, 2011 The cast of "The Gods Must Be Crazy" are looking for work.. Might be getting on a bit though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6321 Posted February 22, 2011 Share Posted February 22, 2011 Dalglish and Carroll.... at a Boyzone gig apparently! http://twitpic.com/42by7r Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest LeazesLad Posted February 22, 2011 Share Posted February 22, 2011 Dalglish and Carroll.... at a Boyzone gig apparently! http://twitpic.com/42by7r surreal and hilarious. Imagine them sitting their humming along to Fly withoot wings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
themags 0 Posted February 22, 2011 Share Posted February 22, 2011 Carroll looks to be enjoying it too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spongebob toonpants 3641 Posted February 22, 2011 Share Posted February 22, 2011 Scouse puff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Giraffidae 0 Posted February 22, 2011 Share Posted February 22, 2011 WTF, is that Carroll’s new chaperone, trying to keep him out of the bars? — hahaha good luck with that Dalglish! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anorthernsoul 1221 Posted February 22, 2011 Share Posted February 22, 2011 I thought Boyzone were dead? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39096 Posted February 22, 2011 Share Posted February 22, 2011 I thought Boyzone were dead? The lass ,bottom left, is undead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nyff 0 Posted February 23, 2011 Share Posted February 23, 2011 Dalglish and Carroll.... at a Boyzone gig apparently! http://twitpic.com/42by7r surreal and hilarious. Imagine them sitting their humming along to Fly withoot wings. That's Westlife. Gawd.... Could have had the perhaps more fitting 'Love e for a Reason' or 'Life is a Rollercoaster' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest LeazesLad Posted February 23, 2011 Share Posted February 23, 2011 Dalglish and Carroll.... at a Boyzone gig apparently! http://twitpic.com/42by7r surreal and hilarious. Imagine them sitting their humming along to Fly withoot wings. That's Westlife. Gawd.... Could have had the perhaps more fitting 'Love e for a Reason' or 'Life is a Rollercoaster' Well a divvint naa them shitey Irish boybands all the fuckin same aren't they. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asprilla 96 Posted February 23, 2011 Share Posted February 23, 2011 Dalglish and Carroll.... at a Boyzone gig apparently! http://twitpic.com/42by7r surreal and hilarious. Imagine them sitting their humming along to Fly withoot wings. That's Westlife. Gawd.... Could have had the perhaps more fitting 'Love e for a Reason' or 'Life is a Rollercoaster' That's one of Roland's solo efforts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted February 23, 2011 Share Posted February 23, 2011 (edited) Dalglish and Carroll.... at a Boyzone gig apparently! http://twitpic.com/42by7r surreal and hilarious. Imagine them sitting their humming along to Fly withoot wings. That's Westlife. Gawd.... Could have had the perhaps more fitting 'Love e for a Reason' or 'Life is a Rollercoaster' That's one of Roland's solo efforts. Ronan? Or this bloke? Edited February 23, 2011 by alex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JawD 31 Posted February 23, 2011 Share Posted February 23, 2011 That's just bizarre Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asprilla 96 Posted February 23, 2011 Share Posted February 23, 2011 Dalglish and Carroll.... at a Boyzone gig apparently! http://twitpic.com/42by7r :icon_lol: surreal and hilarious. Imagine them sitting their humming along to Fly withoot wings. That's Westlife. Gawd.... Could have had the perhaps more fitting 'Love e for a Reason' or 'Life is a Rollercoaster' That's one of Roland's solo efforts. Ronan? Or this bloke? Oh Erkan. It's a habit I got from Viz. They had a 'cut out and keep' Take That poster back when they were big the first time and they all had ridiculous/wrong names but Gary Barlow was 'Doughnut'. They always cut their heads out really badly too so they looked even more cuntish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted February 23, 2011 Share Posted February 23, 2011 Ah righto. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asprilla 96 Posted February 23, 2011 Share Posted February 23, 2011 Ah righto. Fancy you not picking up on that...! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted February 23, 2011 Share Posted February 23, 2011 Ah righto. Fancy you not picking up on that...! I haven't read it on a regular basis for about 20 years tbh. Still canny funny when I do have a deek at it like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted February 23, 2011 Share Posted February 23, 2011 Dalglish and Carroll.... at a Boyzone gig apparently! http://twitpic.com/42by7r :icon_lol: surreal and hilarious. Imagine them sitting their humming along to Fly withoot wings. That's Westlife. Gawd.... Could have had the perhaps more fitting 'Love e for a Reason' or 'Life is a Rollercoaster' That's one of Roland's solo efforts. Ronan? Or this bloke? Oh Erkan. It's a habit I got from Viz. They had a 'cut out and keep' Take That poster back when they were big the first time and they all had ridiculous/wrong names but Gary Barlow was 'Doughnut'. They always cut their heads out really badly too so they looked even more cuntish. Do you remember the cut-out-and-keep Bros mug featuring Matt, Luke and 'Ken'? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoveTheBobby 1 Posted February 23, 2011 Share Posted February 23, 2011 I got one of these "Elvis Presley Dambusters clock plate of Tutenkamun" back when. After this 'ad' they later sold the real thing. Quality bit of kit ! Still got it in the kitchen. http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3473/325232...8e13ef7da_b.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asprilla 96 Posted February 23, 2011 Share Posted February 23, 2011 Ah righto. Fancy you not picking up on that...! I haven't read it on a regular basis for about 20 years tbh. Still canny funny when I do have a deek at it like. I was joking mate. I wasn't thinking you could possibly have guessed the reference! I do still get the odd annual though and always end up having a chortle at the Top Tips/Letters page. Not as good as it was although that's probably cause smaller things amused me when I was 20, signing on and stoned all the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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