noaliasmike 0 Posted October 28, 2011 Share Posted October 28, 2011 Certainly won't be scoring any time soon.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13919 Posted October 28, 2011 Share Posted October 28, 2011 I don't know, I heard he scored a deal with coke the other week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted October 29, 2011 Share Posted October 29, 2011 he deserves it honestly footballers thease days think that having all the money in the world think they can get away with murder Its rape, not murder Congratulations Kevin! A genuine Only taken you 22 months. Shame about the missing apostrophe, but still, well done all the same yong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 27132 Posted January 5, 2012 Share Posted January 5, 2012 Footballer Titus Bramble on third sexual assault charge Sunderland footballer Titus Bramble is facing a third sexual assault charge. The 30-year-old, of Wynyard, Teesside, was accused of indecently touching two women in separate incidents in Yarm in September. At Teesside Magistrates' Court, he was told an additional sexual assault charge relating to one of the existing complainants was to be added. The defender denied the new charge. He had already denied the two original charges. Mr Bramble was formally cleared of a charge of urinating in a public place after the prosecution said it was no longer being pursued. The case was committed to crown court and a trial will take place on a date still to be set. The player started his career at Ipswich Town and also played for Newcastle United and Wigan Athletic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToonMarshy 2 Posted January 6, 2012 Share Posted January 6, 2012 Brilliant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TicTacWoe 0 Posted January 6, 2012 Share Posted January 6, 2012 Titus and his "busy hands" at it again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 36193 Posted January 6, 2012 Share Posted January 6, 2012 Looks like he's finally found his calling in life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9340 Posted January 6, 2012 Share Posted January 6, 2012 Mate from that neck of the woods reckons the lass was in the back of a cab when Titus got handsy, she was hammered and trying to fend him off but Titus was having none of it, so the cabby drove straight to the police station. If true, well done that man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted January 6, 2012 Share Posted January 6, 2012 Mate from that neck of the woods reckons the lass was in the back of a cab when Titus got handsy, she was hammered and trying to fend him off but Titus was having none of it, so the cabby drove straight to the police station. If true, well done that man. Was reported as being the case at the time wasn't it? Which makes you think there's more chance of a prosecution, rather than the usual his word against hers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEADMAN 0 Posted January 6, 2012 Share Posted January 6, 2012 what a suprise he gets away with urinating cause hes a footballer eh fucking cunterhead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StevenL 0 Posted January 6, 2012 Share Posted January 6, 2012 what a suprise he gets away with urinating cause hes a footballer eh fucking cunterhead Canny few people get away with it. I've got away with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anorthernsoul 1221 Posted January 6, 2012 Share Posted January 6, 2012 what a suprise he gets away with urinating cause hes a footballer eh fucking cunterhead Canny few people get away with it. I've got away with it. I didn't, £80 fine for slashing all over Vivienne Westwood a few years ago. Back on topic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 36193 Posted January 7, 2012 Share Posted January 7, 2012 what a suprise he gets away with urinating cause hes a footballer eh fucking cunterhead Canny few people get away with it. I've got away with it. I didn't, £80 fine for slashing all over Vivienne Westwood a few years ago. Back on topic. If the kinky bitch consented, you're in the clear imo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 1 Posted January 7, 2012 Share Posted January 7, 2012 I nipped into a cinema when I was out on the piss once to use their facilities. They wouldn't let me so I walked into a screening of Die Hard 4 (I think) and urinated in the corner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted May 28, 2012 Share Posted May 28, 2012 They're prosecuting him for nipping an arse? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9340 Posted May 31, 2012 Share Posted May 31, 2012 Found not-guilty on all charges according to Twitter. I hope you all feel ashamed for assuming guilt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin S. Assilleekunt 1 Posted May 31, 2012 Share Posted May 31, 2012 You would say that, obviously never sucked a ball in your life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 36193 Posted May 31, 2012 Share Posted May 31, 2012 He remains a shit footballer. No jury will dispute that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 10179 Posted May 31, 2012 Share Posted May 31, 2012 Best clearance of his career Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StevenL 0 Posted May 31, 2012 Share Posted May 31, 2012 Found not-guilty on all charges according to Twitter. I hope you all feel ashamed for assuming guilt. To be fair he does look rapey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9340 Posted May 31, 2012 Share Posted May 31, 2012 To be fair he does look rapey. Reported Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 1 Posted May 31, 2012 Share Posted May 31, 2012 No smoke without fire tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 6151 Posted May 31, 2012 Share Posted May 31, 2012 No smoke without fire tbh. Especially when the smoke has been stopping and starting on various occasions for over a decade now. At least Dyer had the brains to stop his rapery the last time he got away with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin S. Assilleekunt 1 Posted June 2, 2012 Share Posted June 2, 2012 Dyer suffered permanent damage to his cruciate banjo string ligament. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13919 Posted June 2, 2012 Share Posted June 2, 2012 My mate at uni tore his banjo string trying to take a lass up the arse. Sat there crying in the shared bathroom bleeding everywhere till the ambulance arrived. Horrific. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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