trophyshy 6434 Posted August 24, 2011 Share Posted August 24, 2011 It's not going to happen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12767 Posted August 24, 2011 Share Posted August 24, 2011 We've got even less time to get a new good midfielder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFilet 0 Posted August 24, 2011 Share Posted August 24, 2011 We've got even less time to get a new good midfielder. Â I'm actually not particularly worried about our midfield, as much as I like Joey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted August 24, 2011 Share Posted August 24, 2011 the more thease days roll to the end the less likely it is we will sign any more players  As each day goes by, other clubs sqeeze LardAsh's pips that bit more. The more they squeeze, the more likely he is to say "Fak it, we'll go wiv wot we've got. I'm not doin bizniz wiv deez cahnts." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Kelly 1117 Posted August 24, 2011 Share Posted August 24, 2011 Just one more body that we won't get in! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malcolmdj 0 Posted August 24, 2011 Share Posted August 24, 2011 7 days for a LB, a striker and a midfielder. Â Well done Ashley and Pardew... "Bravo" !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dbsweeney 0 Posted August 25, 2011 Share Posted August 25, 2011 We'll be getting Carlton Cole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34631 Posted August 25, 2011 Share Posted August 25, 2011 Apparently we've given up on this Maiga lad, and turned our attention to Nolan Roux instead, who is probably shit. Â Anyway if he signs, his name should be chanted to the tune of Abba's Voulez Vous, complete with "AHA!"s. You heard it here first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19840 Posted August 25, 2011 Share Posted August 25, 2011 I'm struggling to remember a shitter transfer window. Remember that one where we panic bought sibierski on the final day? This place was seething. Tbh, you'd jump at a player like le sib now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9016 Posted August 25, 2011 Share Posted August 25, 2011 (edited) Apparently we've given up on this Maiga lad, and turned our attention to Nolan Roux instead, who is probably shit.  Anyway if he signs, his name should be chanted to the tune of Abba's Voulez Vous, complete with "AHA!"s. You heard it here first. I was thinking along the lines of:  No more carefree laughter Relegation after Walking through the empty streets, tears in my eyes Here is where the story ends, he's not Cabaye  Nolan Roux, Nolan Roux (ah-haa) He's the best we can do Edited August 25, 2011 by The Fish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Your Name Here Posted August 25, 2011 Share Posted August 25, 2011 (edited) We'll be getting Carlton Cole. If I had to put money on one player coming through the door over the next week it’d be Carlton Cole, probably on loan.  We’ve had seven months to use some of the Carroll money to bring in a decent striker. Drawing up a list of alternative targets at this stage is a joke/con. Edited August 25, 2011 by Your Name Here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEADMAN 0 Posted August 25, 2011 Share Posted August 25, 2011 i can see where going to get west ham rejects we have demba ba now it looks like carlton cole great Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dbsweeney 0 Posted August 26, 2011 Share Posted August 26, 2011 i can see where going to get west ham rejects we have demba ba now it looks like carlton cole great   It'll be said by the Club that 'They've worked together in the past, which will prove a real benefit'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walliver 0 Posted August 26, 2011 Share Posted August 26, 2011 I'm struggling to remember a shitter transfer window. Remember that one where we panic bought sibierski on the final day? This place was seething. Tbh, you'd jump at a player like le sib now. Â Didn't we get Duff in that transfer window as well? That was at least a little bit exciting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ollie Burtons Grandad 0 Posted August 26, 2011 Share Posted August 26, 2011 Aye Carlton Cole for 10 bob then we could have the same front two that did so well for West Ham last season....so well they went down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barney 0 Posted August 26, 2011 Share Posted August 26, 2011 4 games since we lost Enrique with no replacement. About 30 for Carroll. Our fit first team defenders = Raylor, Saylor, Colo, Simpson & Perch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted August 26, 2011 Share Posted August 26, 2011 4 games since we lost Enrique with no replacement. About 30 for Carroll. Our fit first team defenders = Raylor, Saylor, Colo, Simpson & Perch. Â This makes the point best for me. Nicely put. Â Ignoring who's left (as I think they were always going for reasons I've stated elsewhere), looking at the anatomy of the team and who has come in, the defence and attack has just been ignored. It might turn out we've made some decent additions to the midfield, but they don't plug the holes in defence and attack. If that remains unaddressed by September 1st it's a massive shit sandwich and whatever way it's spun to the press they can fuck right off. Â Indeed even if we did some business at the stroke of midnight, to have even gone into the first three league matches of the season with the defence and attack personnel we have done is unjustifiable in my view, irrespective of what the eventual points tally might be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acrossthepond 707 Posted August 26, 2011 Share Posted August 26, 2011 First it was "before the USA tour" (and what a fantastic experience that was ), then after, then before the season starts, then before the transfer window closes. Â Next it'll be "in January", and still the morons on here will eat it up. This is classic Ashley bullshit, the same he's been spewing since the Hull game after Keegan walked. "End of the week/window/season" etc. Â I think Pieters will come in at the eleventh hour, but there'll be no striker and absolutely no further mention of the Carroll money. Pardew will try to pretend like it doesn't exist and never did, and we'll hear more in December and January about how we're trying to get players in but finances are so tight, etc etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barney 0 Posted August 26, 2011 Share Posted August 26, 2011 Agreed. Complete stupidity. Points are at stake all season long. It's not like they didn't know either Carroll or Enrique would be leaving. Rapey knew that Barton was likely on the way out for a few weeks now too(against his wishes?). Â He's asked to be judged on Sept 1st, but what's the fucking point? He's already covering his arse saying he just identifies the players he wants and sends Derek to go get them. Looking likely we'll end up with nobody. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoveTheBobby 1 Posted August 26, 2011 Share Posted August 26, 2011 Tbf anyone that was in a position at a prospective selling club, whereby you were the one that had to deal with Llambias, as soon as you saw the slimey little gimp you'd ask him to leave the premises immediately . * Â He's just got 'one of those faces' Â Â Â * Irrespective of knowing or not knowing in advance where he was from, or why he sought to waste your time requesting a fucking meeting with you in the first place . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6308 Posted August 26, 2011 Share Posted August 26, 2011 Let's not forget that the way the club has conducted itself with regards to Joey Barton (irrespective of who you truly blame) we've hardly made a glowing advertisment for potential new recruits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEADMAN 0 Posted August 26, 2011 Share Posted August 26, 2011 well i dont think we will have any more on the pitch antics when it comes to arsenal then heh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aeris 0 Posted August 27, 2011 Share Posted August 27, 2011 I personally had high hopes we'd be doing a really clever signing with all the time we've had "covering every angle" in this case... but no... Â What good strikers can you see Newcastle have a slight chance of signing in a 4 day period? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19840 Posted August 27, 2011 Share Posted August 27, 2011 I personally had high hopes we'd be doing a really clever signing with all the time we've had "covering every angle" in this case... but no... What good strikers can you see Newcastle have a slight chance of signing in a 4 day period?  i'd say none Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monroe Transfer 0 Posted August 27, 2011 Share Posted August 27, 2011 We'll get another LB in, that'll be our business done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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