Ayatollah Hermione 15324 Posted April 16 Share Posted April 16 Shouldn’t they be worried about their game against Rochdale or Spennymoor or whoever they have on Friday? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 24757 Posted April 16 Share Posted April 16 On 16/04/2025 at 21:29, Howmanheyman said: The world and his dog knows where being fucked over by PSR and clubs trying to stop us but brains of Britain here thinks we've been financially cooking the books? Expand Well, I thought Eddie Howe might be a good coach getting the best out of our players but turns out he's not, it's just they're all dope up. What do I know? 1 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobElliott 2059 Posted April 16 Share Posted April 16 Their Eddie Howe thread is only at 26 pages, so not that popular a Newcastle topic it seems... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 24757 Posted April 16 Share Posted April 16 On 16/04/2025 at 21:30, Ayatollah Hermione said: Shouldn’t they be worried about their game against Rochdale or Spennymoor or whoever they have on Friday? Expand Tbf they've nowt to play for until the traditional play off defeat by Coventry. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 6617 Posted April 16 Share Posted April 16 It's this constant thing of how everyone needs to believe it's the money that transformed everything - I sort of get the mackems doing it tbh, but it's not just them. But the single most significant thing we've addressed since the takeover is putting Eddie Howe in charge of the club. The money helps, but it's not enough on its own. The difference between us and the rest is the manager. One day, maybe they'll see that. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 38450 Posted April 16 Share Posted April 16 Aaaaannd our match thread has disappeared. (but they're not bothered or anything. And they don't watch it or owt. And it means nothing. And any wins will have an asterisk next to it or whatever. And they think asterisk is a cartoon about a gaul fighting the Romans). 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2534 Posted April 16 Share Posted April 16 On 16/04/2025 at 21:40, Rayvin said: It's this constant thing of how everyone needs to believe it's the money that transformed everything - I sort of get the mackems doing it tbh, but it's not just them. But the single most significant thing we've addressed since the takeover is putting Eddie Howe in charge of the club. The money helps, but it's not enough on its own. The difference between us and the rest is the manager. One day, maybe they'll see that. Expand It doesn't count because it's us. That's the only reason. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2534 Posted April 16 Share Posted April 16 (edited) We all know if that mother theresa had owned the club, they'd be saying she was backed by the illuminati funded by selling baby porn or some similar pipe dream. Something has to invalidate it somehow, anyhow. The last thing they'll admit is that we're an incredibly well run club with a brilliant manager, support team and set-up. Which hopefully will last for many years Edited April 16 by Kitman 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 7789 Posted April 16 Share Posted April 16 On 16/04/2025 at 22:26, Kitman said: We all know if that mother theresa had owned the club, they'd be saying she was backed by the illuminati funded by selling baby porn. Something has to invalidate it somehow, anyhow. The last thing they'll admit is that we're an incredibly well run club with a brilliant manager, support team and set-up. Which hopefully will last for many years Expand They can come up with any narrative they like, the reality is it’s founded in unhinged bitterness and, the most gauling thing for them must be, that none of us give a shit what nonsense they come up with. When it comes down to reality, we’re in a completely different stratosphere … and they can’t cope with it. 6 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 53471 Posted April 17 Share Posted April 17 On 16/04/2025 at 21:29, Howmanheyman said: The world and his dog knows where being fucked over by PSR and clubs trying to stop us but brains of Britain here thinks we've been financially cooking the books? Expand We're cewkin the bewks and then just not spending it. Howe, Tindall, Mitchell and Eales like diving into it like Scrooge McDuck too much. Eventually someone will find their money swimming pool. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 38157 Posted April 17 Share Posted April 17 Imagine* *except they don’t have to 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 24757 Posted April 17 Share Posted April 17 On 17/04/2025 at 04:57, Gemmill said: We're cewkin the bewks and then just not spending it. Howe, Tindall, Mitchell and Eales like diving into it like Scrooge McDuck too much. Eventually someone will find their money swimming pool. Expand Wrong. We are secretly spending it in huge offshore accounts the players will access at the end of their careers. Could be bollocks apparently but is now solid FACT in the Land of Fans of Massive Lads (otherwise known as FML). 8 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 6617 Posted April 17 Share Posted April 17 That's actually quite creative tbf, maybe we should look into it 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebrokendoll 11041 Posted April 17 Share Posted April 17 On 17/04/2025 at 08:49, Renton said: Wrong. We are secretly spending it in huge offshore accounts the players will access at the end of their careers. Could be bollocks apparently but is now solid FACT in the Land of Fans of Massive Lads (otherwise known as FML). Expand probably best for his sanity if the massive gucci doesn't do too much thinking. meahile here's nelford doing a lot imagining.... then imagine if nelford did actually give a flying fuck about what the camel humpers got up to pre october 2031 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 24757 Posted April 17 Share Posted April 17 On 17/04/2025 at 09:03, Rayvin said: That's actually quite creative tbf, maybe we should look into it Expand Hey Omar, you know how we've struggled to get M'Bappe to sign, Gucci Massive has given me an excellent idea... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 12845 Posted April 17 Share Posted April 17 On 16/04/2025 at 22:26, Kitman said: We all know if that mother theresa had owned the club, they'd be saying she was backed by the illuminati funded by selling baby porn or some similar pipe dream. Something has to invalidate it somehow, anyhow. The last thing they'll admit is that we're an incredibly well run club with a brilliant manager, support team and set-up. Which hopefully will last for many years Expand The hilarious part about this (as much as it's true) is that Mother Theresa's human rights abuses make the Saudis look like a lefty regime of gay loving, women empowerers. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 4761 Posted April 17 Share Posted April 17 I love the idea of Isak or whoever retiring in 10 years time and then turning up bonesawed in suitcases for "spilling the beans" as the stupid cunt puts it. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 46799 Posted April 17 Share Posted April 17 On 17/04/2025 at 09:05, thebrokendoll said: probably best for his sanity if the massive gucci doesn't do too much thinking. meahile here's nelford doing a lot imagining.... then imagine if nelford did actually give a flying fuck about what the camel humpers got up to pre october 2031 Expand Imagine even attempting to assume the moral high ground when one of your own fans glassed your own chairman whilst he was out for a meal with his sisterwife The mental gymnastics these cunts are pulling off make Olga Korbut look like Stephen Hawking 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 4761 Posted April 17 Share Posted April 17 I've now got an image of Hawking doing that Korbut hand thing in my head 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14447 Posted April 18 Share Posted April 18 Bristol fans singing “dont you know pump it up, united won the cup” at the mackems fewm 13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 12419 Posted April 18 Share Posted April 18 On 18/04/2025 at 15:40, Tom said: Bristol fans singing “dont you know pump it up, united won the cup” at the mackems fewm Expand 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
London 111 Posted April 18 Share Posted April 18 On 18/04/2025 at 16:06, Toonpack said: Expand 27 shots… Hopefully a little psychological edge if they meet in the playoffs. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 15324 Posted April 18 Share Posted April 18 With performances like that, you can see how they’d give Liverpool a game 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosco 967 Posted April 21 Share Posted April 21 https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/why-havent-a-big-club-went-for-jordan-pickford.1653415/ Because he’s shite 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 38450 Posted April 21 Share Posted April 21 On 21/04/2025 at 11:48, Rosco said: https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/why-havent-a-big-club-went-for-jordan-pickford.1653415/ Because he’s shite Expand 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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