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[Monkeys Fist 46692]

7 hours ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

Apparently Chelsea are so bad that it’s given them renewed belief that they can finish in the top half 

Of division 2 , aye. 

50 minutes ago, Alex said:

Absolute doddle I’d say  

 

[Ayatollah Hermione 15273]

I’m at Supergrass on Tuesday night so fingers crossed I come out, check my phone and see some real embarrassing scenes on Wearside

[Renton 24656]

Strange thread on there about Tynemouth food festival having the gall to charge 3.50 for entry. I mean, the Priory normally charges a tenner but never mind. All the usual shite about mag shirts. But then this. Imagine getting upset over this? Who are the mental ones? 

 

 

 

 

 

Edited yesterday at 14:27 by Renton

[Gemmill 53189]

Perhaps it was the communal nature of the facilities that he was worried about. 

[Renton 24656]

He's literally upset it uses colloquial dialect, which is the same as what the mackems use incidentally. Apparently it proves how insular we are. 

[Meenzer 16881]

 

Absolutely warped seats, marra

[ewerk 34555]

Does this mean that all the MLFs are now just MFs?

[Toonpack 12307]

5 minutes ago, ewerk said:

Does this mean that all the MLFs are now just MFs?

Motherfuckers, absolutely

[Gemmill 53189]

Massive Fannies. 

[Alex 38058]

49 minutes ago, Renton said:

Strange thread on there about Tynemouth food festival having the gall to charge 3.50 for entry. I mean, the Priory normally charges a tenner but never mind. All the usual shite about mag shirts. But then this. Imagine getting upset over this? Who are the mental ones? 

 

 

 

 

 

If he’s referring to the farm in Northumberland then surely, given the location, there’s a fair chance the owners are heroic MLFs anyway 

[Renton 24656]

31 minutes ago, Meenzer said:

 

Absolutely warped seats, marra

 

They are as well, warped and gone pink in the sun. 

[thebrokendoll 10985]

1 hour ago, Renton said:

Strange thread on there about Tynemouth food festival having the gall to charge 3.50 for entry. I mean, the Priory normally charges a tenner but never mind. All the usual shite about mag shirts. But then this. Imagine getting upset over this? Who are the mental ones? 

 

 

 

 

 

 

there's a pub in cheltenham called the railway that's had lads and lasses on the bog doors for years. no newcastle connection in its ownership in the 35 years I lived down there and none prior as far as I was aware.

seems the long arm of geordiewashing has stealthily been at work since at least the back end of the 80s.

Edited yesterday at 15:32 by thebrokendoll

[Alex 38058]

9 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said:

 

there's a pub in cheltenham called the railway that's had lads and lasses on the bog doors for years. no newcastle connection in its ownership in the 35 years I lived down there and none prior as far as I was aware.

seems the long arm of geordiewashing has stealthily been at work since at least the back end of the 80s.

It’s used in The Blaydon Races which they claim is actually theirs

[thebrokendoll 10985]

4 minutes ago, Alex said:

It’s used in The Blaydon Races which they claim is actually theirs

 

sure I've heard lads and lasses uttered in gateshead before too, which is very obviously a suburb of sunderland.

[Howmanheyman 38311]

1 minute ago, thebrokendoll said:

 

sure I've heard lads and lasses uttered in gateshead before too, which is very obviously a suburb of sunderland.

Sunderland North is Gateshead, just like Wembley is Anfield South. 

[Dazzler 12815]

You're all forgetting that Sunderland is the global hub of moral excellence and progressive attitudes (if you treat brexit and the riots last year as very, very common outliers). It stands to reason that they be miffed by the two gender specific pronouned bog doors when all the doors in Sunderland are labelled either "they" or "them".

 

Quite why they need doors for a hole at the back of their gardens is anyone's guess though.

[thebrokendoll 10985]

11 minutes ago, Dazzler said:

You're all forgetting that Sunderland is the global hub of moral excellence and progressive attitudes (if you treat brexit and the riots last year as very, very common outliers). It stands to reason that they be miffed by the two gender specific pronouned bog doors when all the doors in Sunderland are labelled either "they" or "them".

 

Quite why they need doors for a hole at the back of their gardens is anyone's guess though.

 

in fairness to them they were first town in the country to introduce half human/half seagull baby changing rooms.

[Dazzler 12815]

1 hour ago, thebrokendoll said:

 

in fairness to them they were first town in the country to introduce half human/half seagull baby changing rooms.

Half mag half seagull babies marra.

[zico martin 107]

21 hours ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

I’m at Supergrass on Tuesday night so fingers crossed I come out, check my phone and see some real embarrassing scenes on Wearside

Ah enjoy, we saw them last Saturday in swansea and they were great.  And Sunderland lost then as well 😉

[Craig 7682]

https://www.skysports.com/share/13367212

 

Let’s hope the Coventry lad just pushes them out of the way

[Tom 14375]

No matter what happens to the mackems in the next few games there’s going to be something to laugh at. 
 

 

[Ayatollah Hermione 15273]

The hoardings being moved is a good plan until the long thrower just curves his run. And it’ll be an even better idea when one of their superstar young forwards gets smashed into them because they’re 3 metres further forward

[David Kelly 1416]

8 minutes ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

The hoardings being moved is a good plan until the long thrower just curves his run. And it’ll be an even better idea when one of their superstar young forwards gets smashed into them because they’re 3 metres further forward

Sorry their what?

[Ayatollah Hermione 15273]

In their one minds. You must have missed their £85 million forward line 

[Gemmill 53189]

Ah I fucking hope Coventry knack them tonight.  

 

At least one of their fans should be turning up dressed as the ghost of Jimmy Hill.