Alex 38197 Posted May 24 Share Posted May 24 The important thing to remember at this point is that, irrespective of this result, they are still (in relative terms) absolutely fucking shite 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 4770 Posted May 24 Share Posted May 24 (edited) I feel sorry for that fucker they signed on loan who now has to stay. Edited May 24 by NJS 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 46957 Posted May 24 Share Posted May 24 It’s a bit of a disastrous day for their club to be honest all we’ve heard for over a decade from there lot is how the Premier League is shit and they don’t wanna be in it- so obviously since they’re such a fine principled set of fans they’re going to see a drop off in Match day attendances, the lakes of which they won’t have experienced since a few weeks ago 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dougle 3910 Posted May 24 Share Posted May 24 5 hours ago, thebrokendoll said: be astonished if a standatd membership doesn't go up to at least £40, equally so if a match day ticket doesn't go up to £55. so aye, probably canny value, you'll get to see one away game and your mackem season ticket will get you in to more newcastle home games than the ballot will. Are their match tickets not about 10 quid a pop at the mo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OTF 8953 Posted May 24 Share Posted May 24 Great for the league to have a proper class club in it. The Premier League should provide complimentary cheese slices for all of their supporters as a thank you. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 46957 Posted May 25 Share Posted May 25 9 hours ago, Christmas Tree said: Might see if I can get a season ticket for Sunderland so I get a chance to watch us live next season. This is another one of your schemes, isn’t it? You’ve clearly put as much thought in to this as you have every other scheme you’ve come up with in the past, so let me do the thinking for you- don’t bother But, like every other past scheme, we know you’ll take any advice with a hefty pinch of salt and totally ignore it, so, to save your poor Mrs from getting another “suspicious activity” alert on the savings account, here’s what you do.… Your cheapest season ticket is £490, so open your bitchcoin account, find that lump you’ve been “hodling for the bull run”, and cash it all in. Then, sell the metecting gear- get an add on Craigslist, cash only, and flog it as a “beginner’s set”. Say it comes with a free lifetime membership of Sunderland Archaeological Diggers ( Boldon And South Tyneside Area Rural Division), and knock up a mug with the above printed on it ( You might want to go initials only to save a few quid on costs) Meet them in a field, that you’ve previously scattered with some iron filings, hand over the kit, get the cash, and once they’ve got headphones on and get the first BEEP, fucking skedaddle! So, you’ve bought your ticket. Firstly, you’re only going to see one of the two derbies- you’ve got no chance of getting a ticket for the SJP game, so you’re stuck with the game at the SoS. Obviously, you’ll be in the home seats, aka the Toilets, so you’ll need a few tips to blend in with the locals and not be outed as a Maggy Bastid. DRESS- You’ll need one of their tops, and some Sports Direct bargain tracky bottoms. Get them now, two sizes too small. and dump them in the garden-don’t wash them before the game. PATTER- For general patter, look back on your posts in the Brexit and Politics threads from around 2016, memorise them and crack on, you’ll fit right in. When it comes to past players, unless it’s Bally or Quinny , spit on the ground if anyone mentions any player who has left the club, especially if they’re black. Also, get some practice in at BEWWING! You’ll need to do this most of the time you’re in there. If all else fails, whip out some pocket cheese and offer it around. Which brings us to… FOOD- once you hit the concession stand , pre-match, twenty minutes in, at HT, and 50 minutes in, you’re at risk of discovery unless you follow two simple rules; The only acceptable topping for your bucket of chips is cheeyse. The only acceptable drink is Blue. After 50 minutes you can relax as every fucker will have left anyway. TOILET BREAKS- given your pea-sized bladder, you’ll be pleased to note that you won’t need to leave your seat if you need the bog, in fact, getting up to go to the bog will likely raise suspicions of Magness, so stay put and evacuate in-situ. Finally, don’t forget to add FTM at the end of everything you say, marra. Enjoy. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OTF 8953 Posted Friday at 11:29 Share Posted Friday at 11:29 Good thing for CT that the above post was not lost in the latest Quarter Centurium Bug strike. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 7886 Posted Tuesday at 06:40 Share Posted Tuesday at 06:40 Keith foaming with such fury, he forgotten who scored in the cup final 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebrokendoll 11117 Posted Tuesday at 07:51 Share Posted Tuesday at 07:51 keith just being keith, the stupid cunt. cockney mackem running themselves down a bit there though with regard to the exposure they deserve. when they went down, down again and then lolled about in the 3rd division for 4 years both nufc and supporters from the rest of the country's football clubs found it absolutely fucking hilarious and fell about laughing accordingly. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 15380 Posted Tuesday at 07:55 Share Posted Tuesday at 07:55 That last screenshot They’re a fanbase who spent a 10 page thread inventing stories about how every football fan in London bent over backwards to fellate them last week but we’re the needy ones 1 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 12923 Posted Tuesday at 08:02 Share Posted Tuesday at 08:02 He is basing his entire premise on one man saying one thing and conflating it across the entire fan base. He's the fucking poster boy for delusion, the mad cunt. I don't say that every mackem shits in on the floor of the stands at their ground, do I? Mainly, because they never fill their ground, but still... 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebrokendoll 11117 Posted Tuesday at 08:14 Share Posted Tuesday at 08:14 11 minutes ago, Ayatollah Hermione said: That last screenshot They’re a fanbase who spent a 10 page thread inventing stories about how every football fan in London bent over backwards to fellate them last week but we’re the needy ones it wasn't just other clubs supporters though was it? they invented stories about being given guards of honour in covent garden by groups of tourist students who weren't even in to football. still, at least that demonstrates an infinitely better form of holidaying decorum than running about attacking northern italians with a plastic sword outside rome's colloseum. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 46957 Posted Tuesday at 11:44 Share Posted Tuesday at 11:44 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14503 Posted Tuesday at 11:45 Share Posted Tuesday at 11:45 “Jobe” off to Dortmund apparently. Didn’t fancy the relegation battle 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 46957 Posted Tuesday at 11:48 Share Posted Tuesday at 11:48 I still expect Juwwde to take his regular constitutionals along Roker Beaych and then pop in to the city centre for a shit, mind. He loves the place. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 7886 Posted Tuesday at 11:54 Share Posted Tuesday at 11:54 They've started a thread on "Who is going to be our Kieran Richardson" signing Current names being banded around .... Henderson, Sancho, Eriksen. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 46957 Posted Tuesday at 12:03 Share Posted Tuesday at 12:03 I’d piss myself if they signed Longstaff* You’d hear the fewm on the ISS. * MATTY, not Sean. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 8199 Posted Tuesday at 18:27 Share Posted Tuesday at 18:27 Looks like Jobe could be off to Dortmund. Is he shit again now? I lose track. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 8069 Posted Tuesday at 18:29 Share Posted Tuesday at 18:29 And the fee they're getting for him will just about cover the fee they agreed for Le Fee last year. Meaning they're one of their best players down and no better off money wise Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 8199 Posted Tuesday at 18:38 Share Posted Tuesday at 18:38 Henderson is surely nailed on for a year contract. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 20058 Posted Tuesday at 19:05 Share Posted Tuesday at 19:05 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Tom 14503 Posted Tuesday at 19:41 Share Posted Tuesday at 19:41 Imagine a mackem trying to pronounce “Enzo Le Fée” 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 13121 Posted yesterday at 02:16 Share Posted yesterday at 02:16 7 hours ago, Kid Dynamite said: And the fee they're getting for him will just about cover the fee they agreed for Le Fee last year. Meaning they're one of their best players down and no better off money wise He looks overjoyed. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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