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13 hours ago, t00nraider2 said:

Odds for Sunderland qualifying for Champions League next season and winning the FA cup?

I appreciate that you’re at least as dense as a neutron star. But, given you were outed as a tragic mackem cunt years ago, and we’ve just capped our best season in at least a couple of generations by qualifying (AGAIN) for a competition you can barely dream of getting near, precisely what the fuck are you hoping to get out of this ridiculous pretence? 

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8 hours ago, Alex said:

I appreciate that you’re at least as dense as a neutron star. But, given you were outed as a tragic mackem cunt years ago, and we’ve just capped our best season in at least a couple of generations by qualifying (AGAIN) for a competition you can barely dream of getting near, precisely what the fuck are you hoping to get out of this ridiculous pretence? 

I'll be at Friars street next week for my Newcastle Freeman's meeting. I can try explain a few simple things to you there instead of you being a silly little coward hiding behind a computer. That's if your mummy lets you out. :icon_lol:

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11 minutes ago, t00nraider2 said:

I'll be at Friars street next week for my Newcastle Freeman's meeting. I can try explain a few simple things to you there instead of you being a silly little coward hiding behind a computer. That's if your mummy lets you out. :icon_lol:

U ok, hun? 

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12 minutes ago, t00nraider2 said:

I'll be at Friars street next week for my Newcastle Freeman's meeting. I can try explain a few simple things to you there instead of you being a silly little coward hiding behind a computer. That's if your mummy lets you out. :icon_lol:

I will meet you in the car park mate, give your chin a test for you

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22 minutes ago, t00nraider2 said:

I'll be at Friars street next week for my Newcastle Freeman's meeting. I can try explain a few simple things to you there instead of you being a silly little coward hiding behind a computer. That's if your mummy lets you out. :icon_lol:

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24 minutes ago, t00nraider2 said:

I'll be at Friars street next week for my Newcastle Freeman's meeting. I can try explain a few simple things to you there instead of you being a silly little coward hiding behind a computer. That's if your mummy lets you out. :icon_lol:


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35 minutes ago, t00nraider2 said:

I'll be at Friars street next week for my Newcastle Freeman's meeting. I can try explain a few simple things to you there instead of you being a silly little coward hiding behind a computer. That's if your mummy lets you out. :icon_lol:


What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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40 minutes ago, Andrew said:


What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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43 minutes ago, Andrew said:


What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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1 hour ago, Andrew said:


What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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