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7 minutes ago, Rosco said:

Every other football fan loves them and hates the mags🤣

 

https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/fan-interactions-with-other-people-in-the-capital.1656870/

I read that earlier and my immediate thought was: things that never happened. All that was missing was a lion-shaped crisp 

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National BBC news there. Stories on 3 teams. Liverpool winning the league and procession, Crystal Palace winning FA cup, and Arsenal women winning the CL. No mention of Sunderland. Oh, and now theyre talking about AFC Wimbledon. Even the national news has been infiltrated. Local news all us.

 

 

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3 hours ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

Thought they didn’t want it? Honestly, I can’t keep up anymore 

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Aye, they didn’t want to be in the “cerrupt”

Premier League, they criticise our lads for wearing replica tops to the match, but Captain Popular was strolling around the capital in his sweaty rag and proud of it. 
 

They’ve created so many layers of bullshit and fantasy that it bites them on the arse at every turn. 

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The best part is the continuous belief that Sun’lin til weh die is the thing that makes all other fans applaud them and not routinely mock them for.

 

It’s a nice little bubble they’ve created for themselves. Shame there’s clearly no oxygen getting to it.

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My prediction for Sunderland:

 

1 - "We could get top half marra. League is shit!"

2 - Fail to win any of their first 7 or 8 games, call for the manager's head.

3 - Become terrified of playing us.

4 - Before the game, tell anyone who will listen that we're not a real club anymore since we were taken over, that the rivalry stopped at that point, and that they don't care if we win.

5 - We put 4 or 5 past them and the same people claiming they wouldn't care are borderline suicidal, announcing that the game has gone and that they fell out of love with it.

6 - Finalise hounding out their manager.

7 - Resign themselves to relegation but claim they preferred it in the championship anyway and never wanted to be promoted.

8 - Get relegated.

9 - Spend a decade screaming at each other until they finally get promoted.

10 - Repeat the above.

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34 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

The daft lad who reckons he got applauded out of the bar, restaurant or whatever it was? Fucking hell, man. :lol:

 

As you say, they're fucking tapped. Sunderland 'til I die didn't even show the club in a good light, it was just unintentionally hilarious. Now they've got this weird delusion this happens to them when they eat out.

 

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8 hours ago, Rosco said:

Every other football fan loves them and hates the mags🤣

 

https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/fan-interactions-with-other-people-in-the-capital.1656870/

 

jesus fucking christ man.

 

london is one of the biggest cities in europe.

it has one of the busiest airports in the world.

it attracts millions upon millions of tourists per year.

it hosts finals of major international tournaments including the olympics, world cup, euros, champion league, rugby, cricket, etc etc etc

it has major rail networks including kings cross, paddington, victoria, waterloo connecting all other major uk cities.

it has one of the biggest underground systems in the world carrying over a billion passengers a year.

it is a multi national, multicultural city.

it has 17 professional football clubs.

 

the average londoner either takes all this in their stride or isn't even particularly aware of it as they're too busy going about their own business and lives.

until the mackems rock up in town, at which point they all bow down in reverence.

aye, ok.

 

 

 

 

 

 

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7 hours ago, thebrokendoll said:

 

jesus fucking christ man.

 

london is one of the biggest cities in europe.

it has one of the busiest airports in the world.

it attracts millions upon millions of tourists per year.

it hosts finals of major international tournaments including the olympics, world cup, euros, champion league, rugby, cricket, etc etc etc

it has major rail networks including kings cross, paddington, victoria, waterloo connecting all other major uk cities.

it has one of the biggest underground systems in the world carrying over a billion passengers a year.

it is a multi national, multicultural city.

it has 17 professional football clubs.

 

the average londoner either takes all this in their stride or isn't even particularly aware of it as they're too busy going about their own business and lives.

until the mackems rock up in town, at which point they all bow down in reverence.

aye, ok.

 

 

 

 

 

 

The average Londoner would ignore a bloke on fire three feet away from them on the train platform so it’s really hard to believe they fall to their knees at the sound of “weyz keys, pocket cheyse, dirtey kneyz, look at theyse.”

 

I guarantee, that any Londoner that actually bothers their arse to speak to mackems would a) assume they were geordies because to them we sound the same and b) assume their strip was a Southampton one. If either of A or B is true the average mackem’s napper pops and it’s almost always going to be both that are true :lol:

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