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My sister had an art exhibition in Sunderland and I went to see it, had some time to kill so popped into a bar. 
 

My mam asked for a “New Zealand Sauvignon Blanc” & the conversation with the mackem barman was one of the funniest things Ive ever seen. 
 

She couldn’t grasp a word of what he was saying in response :lol: 

 

I’ve been to foreign countries where I dont speak the language and had smoother transactions

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Saw the rtg thread yesterday and they all went and left 1 star google reviews dead chuffed they’d got it down to 2.7 stars, but of course today they’ve been removed and back up to 4.7🤣

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43 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

They're scumbags though. Trying to ruin a small business cos "they're fuckin mags". 

 

Thick fucking pigs. 

 

last night's match had them in fucking knots.

the stupid cunts couldn't decide whether to celebrate bradford's goal against us as the onset of a possible comeback, or want the goalscorer dead because he was a spennymoor mag. 

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12 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said:

 

last night's match had them in fucking knots.

the stupid cunts couldn't decide whether to celebrate bradford's goal against us as the onset of a possible comeback, or want the goalscorer dead because he was a spennymoor mag. 

 

Someone posted his wife's tweet last night and her timeline is just proper wholesome stuff about her fella, how excited they were by the draw, and him coming back from his ACL etc.

 

I wouldn't be at all surprised if it's been set upon by the orcs today telling her her fella's a traitor etc. 

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12 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

I had to Google to understand who he is. :lol:

 

For anyone else that's in my boat, he's a Sunderland player on loan to Birmingham City. 

 

:good: I had no idea either.

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1 hour ago, Renton said:

This is every bit as excruciating as you'd think from the title and the author. 5 fucking games in. "Admired around Europe". :lol:

 

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A 'once' mocked club

 

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That's the kind of article that she writes about us occasionally to justify her existence. Patronising more than anything else. Frankly, theyre welcome to her.

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12 hours ago, Renton said:

This is every bit as excruciating as you'd think from the title and the author. 5 fucking games in. "Admired around Europe". :lol:

 

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admired around europe?

there might be one or two folk in their 70s and upwards in lisbon and budapest who have faint recollections of them, other than that I doubt there's many on the continent who've even heard of them.

 

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19 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said:

 

admired around europe?

there might be one or two folk in their 70s and upwards in lisbon and budapest who have faint recollections of them, other than that I doubt there's many on the continent who've even heard of them.

 

 

"Scusi, Sunderland, que? Ahh, Newport County, si, si!"

 

As much European pedigree as this dog.Screenshot_20250927_105124_Google.thumb.jpg.3f3b92f79ed440314d6a22fe0d6e9415.jpg 

 

 

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20 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

I mean, why the need to put 'admired in Europe'? :lol: They're genuinely mental and she's a supposed journalist! (I know).

 

taylor actually downplaying their status really, bearing in mind the mackems all seem to think they're globally recognised.

ive just read the article....

 

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2025/sep/26/sunderland-premier-league-training-data-analysis

 

the woman is bordering on insane, I like this bit...

 

All prospective newcomers are sent a short, slick video offering a résumé of Sunderland’s illustrious history and their renascent standing as one of European football’s most compelling narratives

 

I don't know about slick but I'd agree it'll be fucking short.

 

 

 

 

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17 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said:

 

 

'All prospective newcomers are sent a short, slick video offering a résumé of Sunderland’s illustrious history and their renascent standing as one of European football’s most compelling narratives'

 

I don't know about slick but I'd agree it'll be fucking short.

 

 

 

 

 

You could make a good, short and slick video about Jossy's Giants if you wanted to? They could always add in that man-at-arms killing a dragon banner in the future?

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1 hour ago, thebrokendoll said:

 

taylor actually downplaying their status really, bearing in mind the mackems all seem to think they're globally recognised.

ive just read the article....

 

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2025/sep/26/sunderland-premier-league-training-data-analysis

 

the woman is bordering on insane, I like this bit...

 

All prospective newcomers are sent a short, slick video offering a résumé of Sunderland’s illustrious history and their renascent standing as one of European football’s most compelling narratives

 

I don't know about slick but I'd agree it'll be fucking short.

 

 

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2 hours ago, thebrokendoll said:

 

taylor actually downplaying their status really, bearing in mind the mackems all seem to think they're globally recognised.

ive just read the article....

 

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2025/sep/26/sunderland-premier-league-training-data-analysis

 

the woman is bordering on insane, I like this bit...

 

All prospective newcomers are sent a short, slick video offering a résumé of Sunderland’s illustrious history and their renascent standing as one of European football’s most compelling narratives

 

I don't know about slick but I'd agree it'll be fucking short.

 

 

 

 

 

Wonder how long the section on their founding of Athletico Bilbao is?

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11 hours ago, Renton said:

 

"Scusi, Sunderland, que? Ahh, Newport County, si, si!"

 

As much European pedigree as this dog.Screenshot_20250927_105124_Google.thumb.jpg.3f3b92f79ed440314d6a22fe0d6e9415.jpg 

 

 

This is a rare shot of Callum the Staffy when he’s not in his pram, aye? 

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I’m going to go out on a limb and say that this small-faced gonk, pictured at the protests in the City Centre this weekend, travelled there from an SR postcode. 
 

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( btw Gemmill, was your old man still “active” when your parents split up? 
Have you met your half brother?) 

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