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Honestly man, I told one of them that Xhaka looked to be a good signing for them and he wanted to know what point I was trying to prove. :lol:

It's like it's built-in that you CANNOT be complimentary in any way about each other's club. Fucking morons.

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And of course Gordon, Burn & even Anderson had shit games…..FTM🤣

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1 hour ago, Rosco said:

And of course Gordon, Burn & even Anderson had shit games…..FTM🤣


Henderson was 'god-like' for the 32 minutes he played, however.

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3 hours ago, Craig said:

Inbred cunts cannot accept scenarios exist where they have to reach agreement with 'a mag'. It's beyond ridiculous and only serves to support the argument they want to be contrary just for the sake of it. 

I work with a couple of them and they genuinely struggle to understand why I'd spark up a conversation about football with them. 

Tbf, I struggle to understand why you'd want to spark up an conversation with them about anything (even something they know about like incest).

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3 hours ago, Craig said:


Henderson was 'god-like' for the 32 minutes he played, however.

They’ve probably got Pickford as man of the match 

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Fender gets waaaaaaaay more attention from half of these goons than he does from a lot of our fan base me definitely included. I can only think of one of his songs and I'm not even sure how most of it goes? They love him really.  

 

MLF's ❤️ SF 4Eva

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4 minutes ago, Renton said:

Who would win in a mackem hate watch match?

 

Alan Shearer vs Sam Fender vs Dawn Thewlis?

MLFs think Shearer is alright for a mag. He doesn't belong in this deathmatch.

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Just now, Dazzler said:

MLFs think Shearer is alright for a mag. He doesn't belong in this deathmatch.

 

Okay, scratch out for Stephen Taylor then.

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24 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

Fender gets waaaaaaaay more attention from half of these goons than he does from a lot of our fan base me definitely included. I can only think of one of his songs and I'm not even sure how most of it goes? They love him really.  

 

MLF's ❤️ SF 4Eva

They only go to his concerts to check the number of "dirty mag tops" so they can complain on RTG. 

 

 

 

 

Wine Sip GIF by WE tv

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3 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

Wtf is shandy drinker trying to say? :lol: Is he dyslexic ?

think they're trying to say that they saw Lauren Laverne mutter "Black and White bastard" and "You're not even from Newcastle"... but I have to admit I've not kept up with my Orcish.

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5 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

Wtf is shandy drinker trying to say? :lol: Is he dyslexic ?


One too many shandys, evidently.

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5 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said:

 

he forgot to add she levelled fender with one swift windmill to make it more authentic.

Then ripped open her dress, revealing a Sunderland top with "Spread Ex" on it, to rapturous applause rippling right through the arena.

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7 minutes ago, Alex said:

Before eating a lion-shaped crisp topped with pocket cheese 

 

And then sitting down and shitting on her seat.

[\imagine].

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4 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

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ELTON HAS FALLEN! 

 

Btw this is a LOW for Fender ffs. But a tough, tough day for mackem fans of the "I'm Till Tanding" star. 

I imagine this will be taken with huge grace and there won't be an ounce of homophobia in sight.

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Just now, Meenzer said:

But it'll be classy homophobia unlike them Saudis, marra

Wah'll just sayah hurtey words to them, marra. Wah winnit hoy them off rewfs.

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