Howay 12462 Posted April 21, 2022 Share Posted April 21, 2022 (edited) 1 hour ago, ewerk said: Nowt to do with our game kicking off 15 minutes earlier. The magedia at it again. I fucking love that the bloke who replies to him hates us so much that even when he knows the reason for the order he still cannot disagree with the insanely wrong post “infuriated me too marra, of course it’s because the games are in order of kick off time and not alphabetical, but still marra I’m absolutely fewmin just thinking about if they should have been in alphabetical order the BBC would have put them in the wrong order because it’s the mags”. Additionally getting annoyed at the order of listing the scores? Really ? Edited April 21, 2022 by Howay 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38825 Posted April 21, 2022 Share Posted April 21, 2022 1 minute ago, Howay said: Additionally getting annoyed at the order of listing the scores? Really ? That’s the funniest bit of all. It’s the kind of “ the water is TOO WET” tantrum a 2yr old would throw. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12462 Posted April 21, 2022 Share Posted April 21, 2022 “Eeeeyah marras I did some reyysurch on the internet masheyyne at the lercul library, pennywell massive FTM. And it seems there was a few solar system things happening when the mag gayums happened, lad behind the desk reckons when it happens and people travel by bus they feel extra tired. Definitely why the mags won their last three. FTM” ”aye marra, was pushing the Alsatian around in its pram today, and saw the lad who used to scuttle owwah lassie, proper MLF, eee says he knaars al abowt space stuff as he has a subscription to all about space magazeyun and went to posh skewel where he learned reyydin and that. So ah asked him and he said aye marra definitely that, then asked how our Sharon was as last time he saw her she said she needed a lie down, proper caring lad, classy you knaars. Anyway FTM” 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6308 Posted April 21, 2022 Share Posted April 21, 2022 1 hour ago, Howmanheyman said: I don't think this lad could handle our match.... So basically he's outlined moments that were captured on the TV streams. I'm calling bullshit he was there. If he's a true fucking Mackem, why would you accept a corporate invite to you nearest and bitterest rivals? There's no way on god's green earth I'd want to do it at their ground. What a load of bollocks. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38825 Posted April 21, 2022 Share Posted April 21, 2022 2 minutes ago, Howay said: all about space magazeyun 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30454 Posted April 21, 2022 Share Posted April 21, 2022 1 hour ago, Howmanheyman said: I don't think this lad could handle our match.... By the standards of that board he should be facing life imprisonment for supporting terrorism. Fortunately for him, an investigation by the Sunderland mental gymnastics kangaroo court revealed he made the whole thing up 1 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12462 Posted April 21, 2022 Share Posted April 21, 2022 1 hour ago, Alex said: By the standards of that board he should be facing life imprisonment for supporting terrorism. Fortunately for him, an investigation by the Sunderland mental gymnastics kangaroo court revealed he made the whole thing up He’s also one step from claiming one of them as a MLF with his “traditional (red&white) dress” comment . 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 6434 Posted April 21, 2022 Share Posted April 21, 2022 What I want to know is did the MLF really burn a million Sugar Puffs? 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebrokendoll 7110 Posted April 21, 2022 Share Posted April 21, 2022 3 hours ago, Howay said: Then Forest Green Rovers barmy vegan army hammer them 4-0 next season. forgot, we also need 8th choice beheddie to win manager of the season. an outbreak of spontaneous combustion in the leafy suburbs of pennywell. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26955 Posted April 21, 2022 Share Posted April 21, 2022 1 hour ago, Alex said: By the standards of that board he should be facing life imprisonment for supporting terrorism. Fortunately for him, an investigation by the Sunderland mental gymnastics kangaroo court revealed he made the whole thing up I hope he supports terrorism better than they support their own tayum, investageyashun or not? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26455 Posted April 21, 2022 Share Posted April 21, 2022 (edited) 26 minutes ago, trophyshy said: What I want to know is did the MLF really burn a million Sugar Puffs? Edited April 21, 2022 by ewerk 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26955 Posted April 21, 2022 Share Posted April 21, 2022 Defoe. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dougle 2864 Posted April 21, 2022 Share Posted April 21, 2022 And yet now, without an ounce of irony, self-awareness or embarrassment, the same neto botherers are crowing on about how we are where we are because of that SHITE transfer window. Oh aye and being spawny mag cunts anarl marra FTM etc. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3208 Posted April 21, 2022 Share Posted April 21, 2022 Milton Nunez😂😂😂 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 3986 Posted April 21, 2022 Share Posted April 21, 2022 "Missed out on Van Der Beek and Alli" 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosco 727 Posted April 21, 2022 Share Posted April 21, 2022 https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/sheff-utd-£115-million.1576849/ Second comment down..."How come there isn't much interest in buying us? Its bizarre".........because your shit 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12462 Posted April 22, 2022 Share Posted April 22, 2022 Of course it’s that gipetto idiot asking that. They’re fucking miles behind Sheffield United on and off the pitch, utter deluded pricks. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12462 Posted April 22, 2022 Share Posted April 22, 2022 This is tremendous btw. Basically they were all attacking each other in the stands, and their consensus was the manager should have been throwing things about and screaming at half time . There’s a bit where one of them starts complaining about a game they lost to Lincoln City the season before , that alone shows how fucking small time they are now. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12767 Posted April 22, 2022 Share Posted April 22, 2022 [quote] Liverpool are the latest club to show an interest in revolutionary sight training technology that developers hope will take the world of professional football by storm. i detailed how the “Okkulo” is helping to train goalkeepers and improve technique by effectively “training in the dark” and it has been shown to improve ‘keepers when they’ve worked with clubs at League One and League Two level. Liverpool goalkeeper coach Claudio Taffarel paid a visit to the Okkulo facility at Sunderland’s training ground last week, along with Wolves’ Tony Roberts, to see it in action. The system works on the idea that training in low light levels slows down visual processing. To compensate, the brain subconsciously filters out unnecessary movement, helping goalkeepers’ reflexes to speed up, while outfield players report crisper, sharper touches. The Black Cats are the first to have an “on site” facility, which has been used by players returning from injury as well as the club’s goalkeepers. And it is the potential to improve the reaction times of goalkeepers which has piqued the interest of the Reds. Liverpool are renowned for their embracing of new technology, with incoming Sporting Director Julian Ward regarded by football insiders as someone ready to innovate on new sports science developments.[/quote] Training in the dark to save on the leccy. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26955 Posted April 22, 2022 Share Posted April 22, 2022 7 hours ago, Howay said: Of course it’s that gipetto idiot asking that. They’re fucking miles behind Sheffield United on and off the pitch, utter deluded pricks. It's like a Hollywood trailer; Narrator: gipetto was just a run of the mill marra..... [cuts to mackem walking out of his front door, smiling and waving to a a neighbour wearing a red and off-white striped shirt].....Narrator: in a run down, run of the mill, dirty town......[now cuts to him getting on a bus into town going to the match]....... Narrator: but gipetto had a dark secret, unknown even to himself......[cuts to mackem turning up at the Stadium of light and scratching his head looking at the club programme]........Narrator: gipetto was the lost memory man! .....[cuts to mackem again].....Gipetto: "Wheez this? Accrington Stanley? An FA cup gayum in September??"...... Narrator: Gipetto thought that the Sunderland soccer team were in the top division of England and had just beaten their arch nemesis, the Newcastle United magpies by nine goals to one.......[cuts to mackem looking at a newspaper hoarding and seeing Saudi Arabians maybe buying Sheffield United]....... Gipetto: "Theya lukkun at buying Sheffeyld United but not Sunnalin?" 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9015 Posted April 22, 2022 Share Posted April 22, 2022 7 hours ago, Howay said: This is tremendous btw. Basically they were all attacking each other in the stands, and their consensus was the manager should have been throwing things about and screaming at half time . There’s a bit where one of them starts complaining about a game they lost to Lincoln City the season before , that alone shows how fucking small time they are now. I can see why they got Baz on to provide insight on the game. Clearly knows his shit. "What's going on, with this fucking little manager, fucking hell, swear down right, you're going to... fucking hell..... you going game...... it's aaaard game, Bolton away aard game... y... it's tight tight tight. Getting rolled over Sean, what's going on?" Thanks Baz, back to you in the studio. Also their away following is impressive. Dunno how the empty crisp packets and plastic wrapping all made it down from Sunderland, but credit to them, they've turned out in force. Also, why's it got the microphone on a selfie stick thing? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essembeeofsunderland 811 Posted April 22, 2022 Share Posted April 22, 2022 ‘The Mags have signed somebody’ Aye,he’s fuckin shite’ ’Aye,I know’ ’Who is he’ ’Nee idea but he’s fuckin shite’ ’Aye,I know.Fuckin shite he is’ ’Aye,I know’ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38825 Posted April 22, 2022 Share Posted April 22, 2022 Essembee’s in the Home bath with his “voice to text” switched on. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30454 Posted April 22, 2022 Share Posted April 22, 2022 21 hours ago, trophyshy said: What I want to know is did the MLF really burn a million Sugar Puffs? Aha, aha aha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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