Kevin Carr's Gloves 3205 Posted December 17, 2022 Share Posted December 17, 2022 1 hour ago, Rosco said: So the NUFC thread is now in the Parsnip section along with other subjects including Snoods / Count Back From A million.....and my favourite "Times you’ve shit yourself"🤣.........Yes that's right "TIMES YOU'VE SHIT YOURSELF" 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12460 Posted December 17, 2022 Share Posted December 17, 2022 3 hours ago, Ayatollah Hermione said: I love the idea that a topic about snoods has to be locked behind a wall for some reason Too many mags signing up and spreading false snood info I was going to mention the snood topic as I saw it the other day. It’s that danger(to kids) mows saying something like “the players should have worn snoods today due to the cold, it’s the little details that matter” - this is the type of shit they’re genuinely annoyed at their team about, along with of course their own players not wanting to have racist chants sung about them. I kind of get why they want to hide this shit behind a wall, their fan base are embarrassing on there. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38768 Posted December 17, 2022 Share Posted December 17, 2022 Can someone check the “Shit yourself” thread for this lad’s post? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17784 Posted December 18, 2022 Share Posted December 18, 2022 11 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: Can someone check the “Shit yourself” thread for this lad’s post? Technically though the lad hasn't shit on himself though, as he is primed for defecation. But then I guess once his bomb bay opens it will end up smeared all over him so perhaps he has? Needs to go to VAR. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30414 Posted December 18, 2022 Share Posted December 18, 2022 Been said before his hair’s the most embarrassing aspect of that whole carry on. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38768 Posted December 18, 2022 Share Posted December 18, 2022 1 hour ago, Alex said: Been said before his hair’s the most embarrassing aspect of that whole carry on. Tonsorial Determinism- looks like a bog brush, ends up caked in shit. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30414 Posted December 19, 2022 Share Posted December 19, 2022 That question prompted this response: what an absolute 24ct crock of shit 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26847 Posted December 20, 2022 Share Posted December 20, 2022 9 hours ago, Alex said: That question prompted this response: what an absolute 24ct crock of shit MLF's turned gloryhunting 1992 Mags turned gloryhunting Argies! You'd think you couldn't make it up but RTG reach the depths others don't. Outstanding, truly outstanding stuff. (Do they realise, even from themselves, especially from themselves, there's no equivalent Mags turned MLFs story, and if, in the unlikely event they do realise it, do they wonder why that is?) 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebrokendoll 7093 Posted December 20, 2022 Share Posted December 20, 2022 they're trying to raise some money for a flag display for their game against boro, £30 should do it apparently. amongst the themes discussed are a homage to lee cattermole and then we have this suggestion from thatheaderman, one of the resident slobbering cunts on the sportswashing thread and main user of the term camel humper. bearing in mind they struggled badly to spell out the 10 letters of niall quinn the mind can only boggle as to what they'd manage to write if they had to put over 30 letters in a line! 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30414 Posted December 20, 2022 Share Posted December 20, 2022 (edited) I told you they’d mention us in nearly every thread in the main forum now the NUFC specific one is in Parsnip Edited December 20, 2022 by Alex 1 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13847 Posted December 20, 2022 Share Posted December 20, 2022 The Parsnip Echo chamber must feel like some kind of Daliesque mackem hellscape. No room for debate just MLF absolutes & distortions. Lee Cattermole with Bart Simpsons head blows some smoke from his vape, it forms the shape of a ship before drifting into the form of a mark lammar quiffed man taking a shite on the glass factory roof, across the wasteland under a cloud of blue pop vapour, Stuart Donald and Mr Meth Van collect the Nobel peace prize 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30414 Posted December 20, 2022 Share Posted December 20, 2022 1 hour ago, Tom said: The Parsnip Echo chamber must feel like some kind of Daliesque mackem hellscape. No room for debate just MLF absolutes & distortions. Lee Cattermole with Bart Simpsons head blows some smoke from his vape, it forms the shape of a ship before drifting into the form of a mark lammar quiffed man taking a shite on the glass factory roof, across the wasteland under a cloud of blue pop vapour, Stuart Donald and Mr Meth Van collect the Nobel peace prize Dali meets Hieronymus Bosch meets a spice bong meets a 3 litre bottle of Frosty Jack 👍🏻 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17784 Posted December 21, 2022 Share Posted December 21, 2022 Talking of distortions, I'm not sure about this. I'm sure I remember singing this song for as long as I've been going to matches. Whilst we're at it, can we have the Blaydon races back and ban the Mackem Aces or whichever shit they sing? 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13847 Posted December 21, 2022 Share Posted December 21, 2022 Or mackem boot boys Honestly man they're pathetic! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6307 Posted December 21, 2022 Share Posted December 21, 2022 The reality is that most likely neither us nor Sunderland were responsible for starting it, but I agree it's been sung by us as long as I care to remember. 'Hank Williams' is using it to suit his own narrative and mask the jealousy that we're still in the League Cup and they're not. Watch them try to absolutely discredit the competition should we make it to Wembley - yet the Papa Johns (or whatever the fuck it was called) Cup was something to rave about? Utter cunts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13847 Posted December 21, 2022 Share Posted December 21, 2022 No....it doesn't matter if you win, it's just important to go to Wembley Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30414 Posted December 21, 2022 Share Posted December 21, 2022 Roker Mackem, who admits he barely went to Roker Park (so in all likelihood never went, given his penchant for hyperbole). He’s talking about us copying a song which was popular with our fans long before the SoL was built. Another example of them making stuff up to get annoyed about 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8989 Posted December 21, 2022 Share Posted December 21, 2022 12 minutes ago, Craig said: The reality is that most likely neither us nor Sunderland were responsible for starting it, but I agree it's been sung by us as long as I care to remember. 'Hank Williams' is using it to suit his own narrative and mask the jealousy that we're still in the League Cup and they're not. Watch them try to absolutely discredit the competition should we make it to Wembley - yet the Papa Johns (or whatever the fuck it was called) Cup was something to rave about? Utter cunts. Saw someone on twitter liken the Carabao Cup to a holiday romance. When you're in it it's dead exciting and fun, the minute you're out you don't care about it at all. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 9232 Posted December 21, 2022 Share Posted December 21, 2022 4 minutes ago, Tom said: No....it doesn't matter if you win, it's just important to find somewhere to park near Wembley Mackem'dYP 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30414 Posted December 21, 2022 Share Posted December 21, 2022 9 minutes ago, Craig said: The reality is that most likely neither us nor Sunderland were responsible for starting it, but I agree it's been sung by us as long as I care to remember. 'Hank Williams' is using it to suit his own narrative and mask the jealousy that we're still in the League Cup and they're not. Watch them try to absolutely discredit the competition should we make it to Wembley - yet the Papa Johns (or whatever the fuck it was called) Cup was something to rave about? Utter cunts. That Hank Williams’ patter is absolutely fucking rank. Even by the standards of the company he keeps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30414 Posted December 21, 2022 Share Posted December 21, 2022 2 minutes ago, The Fish said: Saw someone on twitter liken the Carabao Cup to a holiday romance. When you're in it it's dead exciting and fun, the minute you're out you don't care about it at all. Except to them, for the duration we are still in it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8989 Posted December 21, 2022 Share Posted December 21, 2022 5 minutes ago, Alex said: Except to them, for the duration we are still in it. I'm sure the FA Cup will be downplayed until the minute we're out, too. Should we finish in the Europa league spots, that'll be a nothing competition, until we leave it, and of course if the unthinkable happens and we qualify for the Champions League, that'll not be as 'proper' a competition as the Papa Johns Trophy. I'm not getting angry at imagined scenarios either, look back through their board and you'll see evidence of the nonsense. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebrokendoll 7093 Posted December 21, 2022 Share Posted December 21, 2022 I'd imagine the very fact we're in to the quarter finals, never mind actually winning the fucking thing will already be enough for them to award the poor league cup an asterisk. 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30414 Posted December 21, 2022 Share Posted December 21, 2022 10 minutes ago, The Fish said: I'm sure the FA Cup will be downplayed until the minute we're out, too. Should we finish in the Europa league spots, that'll be a nothing competition, until we leave it, and of course if the unthinkable happens and we qualify for the Champions League, that'll not be as 'proper' a competition as the Papa Johns Trophy. I'm not getting angry at imagined scenarios either, look back through their board and you'll see evidence of the nonsense. If we get in the CL they’ll say we aren’t champions. If we ever win the league, it’ll be tainted by blood money Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13847 Posted December 21, 2022 Share Posted December 21, 2022 It's unusual really as one of their favourite clubs is for some reason....Manchester City...for multiple bizarre reasons. 'it's different owa in UAYYEEEE Marra, they've got class human rights, am TELLIN YA'' 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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