Howmanheyman 27312 Posted December 12, 2023 Share Posted December 12, 2023 As it's nearly Christmas, let's embrace the spirit of this old broon ale advert. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebrokendoll 7150 Posted December 12, 2023 Share Posted December 12, 2023 (edited) 18 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said: As it's nearly Christmas, let's embrace the spirit of this old broon ale advert. is that genuine? serious question! I've got the golf one and the camping one in me garage workshop, never seen that one before on ebay or anywhere else..... am I being whooshed here? Edited December 12, 2023 by thebrokendoll Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 27312 Posted December 12, 2023 Share Posted December 12, 2023 2 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said: is that genuine? serious question! I've got the golf one and the camping one in me garage workshop, never seen that one before on ebay or anywhere else..... am I being whooshing here? It's definitely real, it was in the reception entrance of the new bottling hall when I worked there! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebrokendoll 7150 Posted December 12, 2023 Share Posted December 12, 2023 (edited) 5 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said: It's definitely real, it was in the reception entrance of the new bottling hall when I worked there! never seen that before mate, just had a look on ebay.... nowt. would love one of those! got these two.... Edited December 12, 2023 by thebrokendoll 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 27312 Posted December 12, 2023 Share Posted December 12, 2023 The simply splendid for the outdoor life was there as well. Can't remember seeing the other one in there? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebrokendoll 7150 Posted December 12, 2023 Share Posted December 12, 2023 6 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said: The simply splendid for the outdoor life was there as well. Can't remember seeing the other one in there? I can only find one picture of the one you've posted above on google images and that was a photo of one on flickr taken in a pub in fucking copenhagen! honestly never seen that before, would love to get me hands on one, ebay appears a non starter though, they must be like rocking horse shite! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38978 Posted December 12, 2023 Share Posted December 12, 2023 8 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said: I can only find one picture of the one you've posted above on google images and that was a photo of one on flickr taken in a pub in fucking copenhagen! honestly never seen that before, would love to get me hands on one, ebay appears a non starter though, they must be like rocking horse shite! You can be as silver-tongued as you like, he’s not going to give it to you 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebrokendoll 7150 Posted December 12, 2023 Share Posted December 12, 2023 1 minute ago, Monkeys Fist said: You can be as silver-tongued as you like, he’s not going to give it to you there used to be a pub in cheltenham called '1992' right den of iniquity and probably a huge embarrassment to the town's council as it was in a prime spot on the promenade next to the fountains etc, loved it in there me, was the cotswolds equivalent of the black garter! anyway.... bizarrely it was owned by newcastle breweries and just before it closed down to become an Italian restaurant I erm acquired the tin golfing and camping ones from the wall. inconsiderate twat's could've had that one for me to steal too! 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38978 Posted December 12, 2023 Share Posted December 12, 2023 Did you shove them down the back of your designated driver’s wheelchair? 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebrokendoll 7150 Posted December 12, 2023 Share Posted December 12, 2023 6 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: Did you shove them down the back of your designated driver’s wheelchair? no mate, just walked in with a screwdriver and announced to the landlord I'm having these. just shrugged and said, aye ok. me mate borrowed the screwdriver and had the johnny machine off the bog wall and walked out with it on his shoulder can still picture it now! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MMXXVIII 1072 Posted December 12, 2023 Share Posted December 12, 2023 1 hour ago, Howmanheyman said: As it's nearly Christmas, let's embrace the spirit of this old broon ale advert. When I was a bairn I heard tales of old cunts going to both depending on who was at home. I think humans can't function without challenges and post WW2 they were provided without effort so tribalism prevailed and we pretended to like them. However, that accent would have been accepted through gritted teeth and I can't have their annoyance going unrevenged whilst we enjoy the pleasures of sleeping with their women in Easington twice a month, sometimes three or one. I'm well up for it already. Lucky bewer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 3989 Posted December 12, 2023 Share Posted December 12, 2023 My dad and uncles used to go to both - I honestly don't think there was the same level of antipathy before the late 60s. Don't get me wrong, they very much preferred NUFC and supported us in derbies but they just loved watching football. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobHopeandNoHope 476 Posted December 12, 2023 Share Posted December 12, 2023 Scumbags if this is true Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38978 Posted December 13, 2023 Share Posted December 13, 2023 8 hours ago, BobHopeandNoHope said: Scumbags if this is true I didn’t think they’d want our tainted blood money? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 5625 Posted December 13, 2023 Share Posted December 13, 2023 8 hours ago, BobHopeandNoHope said: Scumbags if this is true They probably scale their prices depending on the size of the club they play. I wouldn't be surprised if it was more expensive for the home tickets too. It's their cup final, you know marra! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 35070 Posted December 13, 2023 Share Posted December 13, 2023 8 hours ago, BobHopeandNoHope said: Scumbags if this is true Unbelievable. I thought we were marrows. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38978 Posted December 13, 2023 Share Posted December 13, 2023 15 minutes ago, Dazzler said: They probably scale their prices depending on the size of the club they play. I wouldn't be surprised if it was more expensive for the home tickets too. It's their cup final, you know marra! I suppose, aye. It’s one of the great things about the FA cup, mind, that being drawn against one of the big boys can help out these little struggling teams with things like ground rent, lift repairs and whatever. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 5625 Posted December 13, 2023 Share Posted December 13, 2023 8 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: I suppose, aye. It’s one of the great things about the FA cup, mind, that being drawn against one of the big boys can help out these little struggling teams with things like ground rent, lift repairs and whatever. Or fixing the roof that pisses itself onto the fans when it rains. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38978 Posted December 13, 2023 Share Posted December 13, 2023 They raffle that seat each game as the Annual Bath Lottery. 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 5625 Posted December 13, 2023 Share Posted December 13, 2023 I hope they give the people in the rows in front plastic bags for their shoes. Nowt sadder than a pair of sambas getting ruined by dirty water. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38978 Posted December 13, 2023 Share Posted December 13, 2023 As if a mackem could afford sambas. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 5625 Posted December 13, 2023 Share Posted December 13, 2023 Nowt sadder than a pair of these bad boys getting a good swilling with sewage water: 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38978 Posted December 13, 2023 Share Posted December 13, 2023 It’s bad news for Basic Mick if it’s his turn to wear the family trainers, aye. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 6940 Posted December 13, 2023 Share Posted December 13, 2023 16 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: Did you shove them down the back of your designated driver’s wheelchair? Reminds me of a "jolly jape" - In The Farmers for last orders as per and I noticed a picture on the wall and happened to say to the lads "wor lass would love that picture" and as we were leaving one of the lads ripped it off the wall (rawlplugs and all) and stuck it up the back of his jacket - his shoulders looked like that lass out of Dallas. I gets home, Mrs in bed so I prop picture up on the mantlepiece as a surprise. She gets up next morning and all I hear is "WHATS THAT" - safe to say she didn't like it !! 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17907 Posted December 13, 2023 Share Posted December 13, 2023 Eeeeh, the stories you radge older hoolies are coming up with. Disgraceful. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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