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[Alex 30972]

The team lying sixth in the championship would be favourites to beat the team lying 3rd in Serie A  Serie A being shite, as evidenced by having two of the four (including Milan) in the last four of the CL last season 

[The Fish 9306]

1 hour ago, NJS said:

Of course they'd beat Milan

To be fair they are unbeaten against AC Milan, and Dortmund, and PSG. Barcelona, Feyenoord, and pretty much all other European clubs.

[thebrokendoll 7266]

1 hour ago, The Fish said:

To be fair they are unbeaten against AC Milan, and Dortmund, and PSG. Barcelona, Feyenoord, and pretty much all other European clubs.

 

not only that, their stunning double victory over vasas budapest is still sending shock waves over the entire football world half a century later.

[Tdansmith 2290]

10 hours ago, The Fish said:

To be fair they are unbeaten against AC Milan, and Dortmund, and PSG. Barcelona, Feyenoord, and pretty much all other European clubs.

😂

[Kid Dynamite 6127]

Can't believe they sacked a half decent manager to replace him with someone with 18months experience and has just been sacked  

[Alex 30972]

His two previous jobs lasted less than a year, so he should be the perfect fit for them. 

[Tdansmith 2290]

I never knew he'd been sacked from EastEnders.

[Alex 30972]

1 minute ago, Tdansmith said:

I never knew he'd been sacked from EastEnders.

[NJS 4026]

Who the fuck is he? 

 

Ah, Gerrard's cone putter-outer. Makes sense now. 

Edited December 15, 2023 by NJS

[Tom 13915]

I’ve never heard of him  

 

They all thought they were getting Will Still, the lad from the meme.

[Howmanheyman 27819]

2 minutes ago, NJS said:

Who the fuck is he? 

 

".....And so I'd like to introduce our new manager, his is a name you've probably never heard of but he's absolutely everything we at Sunderland desire in a manager, his attributes are many and varied including being available, being cheap, desperate and with no contract to buy out. He's also not that old so hopefully he's hungry and desperate enough to put up with whatever limits we give him and won't cost a fortune when you hound him out and we've got to sack him. Ladies and gentlemen...... I give you Ian Beale!!!.......(what?).....err..... Michael Beale!!!!"

[Dazzler 6104]

He did well at Rangers but lost a handful of games early into a season and got binned. However to go from being heavily linked to one of the brightest managerial prospects in the world to Michael Beale must be like slipping out of Margot Robbie and into Dot Cotton.

[Sonatine 10172]

3 minutes ago, Dazzler said:

He did well at Rangers but lost a handful of games early into a season and got binned. However to go from being heavily linked to one of the brightest managerial prospects in the world to Michael Beale must be like slipping out of Margot Robbie and into Dot Cotton.

[Dr Gloom 20232]

Why did they sack Mowbray? He got them to the playoffs last season 

[Dr Gloom 20232]

1 minute ago, Sonatine said:

[Dazzler 6104]

1 minute ago, Dr Gloom said:

Why did they sack Mowbray? He got them to the playoffs last season 

The "model".

 

Mackems at work always do finger quotations when talking about it, as even they think it's a load of bollocks and their owners are just making it up as they go.

[Alex 30972]

Hasn’t got a game under his belt and plenty on RTG are calling for him to go  

[Renton 18204]

They call us obsessed and needy. Fucking hell. FTM grafitti from around the world.

 

 

 

[NJS 4026]

Ah, the real inspiration for the taking down of the Berlin wall - should've known. 

[Renton 18204]

1 hour ago, Kid Dynamite said:

Can't believe they sacked a half decent manager to replace him with someone with 18months experience and has just been sacked  

 

Edited December 15, 2023 by Renton

[Renton 18204]

32 minutes ago, Alex said:

Hasn’t got a game under his belt and plenty on RTG are calling for him to go  

 

That's the mackem spirit I like to see.

 

[BobHopeandNoHope 486]

So from a highly regarded young manager that they would’ve had to pay a lot for, to that fucker! …..and I take it Potter said no as well, and Lampard…and Pep……so they did the data checks. “Have you fed all of the suitable criteria into the ZX Spectrum?” ..cheap as fuck and unemployed basically.

This won’t help with the sales of seyson cards.

[Monkeys Fist 39240]

This is grade A, prime, undiluted, pure as fuck, top notch mackem comedy gold. 
 

 

We all knew it was coming, but they still managed to confound our already subterranean expectations and dug some fucker out of the Marianas Trench. 
 

I hope he’s every inch the utter disaster they all think he’ll be. 
 

I’m going to live dangerously and say that the New Manger Bounce they were clearly hoping for will be as flat as a witches tit by the time we play them. 
 

Outstanding 

 

[Renton 18204]

9 minutes ago, BobHopeandNoHope said:

So from a highly regarded young manager that they would’ve had to pay a lot for, to that fucker! …..and I take it Potter said no as well, and Lampard…and Pep……so they did the data checks. “Have you fed all of the suitable criteria into the ZX Spectrum?” ..cheap as fuck and unemployed basically.

This won’t help with the sales of seyson cards.

 

They already sold loads of seyson cards by giving us a high allowance for the derby game, thus restricting capacity (whilst fleecing us),  and then incentivising half seyson cards to guarantee them a seat for their decade long cup final. Not daft this KLD, you don't become the heir to a billionaire without a training in the arts of the grift. 

Only problem is marra its blood money.

 

[Renton 18204]

On 07/12/2023 at 20:35, Tom said:

 

 

 

 

 

This genuinely funny, from their mega thread about the display they are going to have at SoL against us. The one the frat kid donated 10k of his pocket money to.