thebrokendoll 7230 Posted December 13, 2023 Share Posted December 13, 2023 22 minutes ago, Toonpack said: Reminds me of a "jolly jape" - In The Farmers for last orders as per and I noticed a picture on the wall and happened to say to the lads "wor lass would love that picture" and as we were leaving one of the lads ripped it off the wall (rawlplugs and all) and stuck it up the back of his jacket - his shoulders looked like that lass out of Dallas. I gets home, Mrs in bed so I prop picture up on the mantlepiece as a surprise. She gets up next morning and all I hear is "WHATS THAT" - safe to say she didn't like it !! canny story. if they make a thomas crown affair II though i think im probably favourite for the pierce brosnan part. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39184 Posted December 13, 2023 Share Posted December 13, 2023 24 minutes ago, Renton said: Eeeeh, the stories you radge older hoolies are coming up with. Disgraceful. Watched the classic ‘96 Manure 5-0 in the Archer. When Albert chipped Schmeicel one of my mates jumped up, fist in the air, which went straight through the ceiling. The gaffer never got it fixed and it was named Albert’s Hole in his honour. 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 18050 Posted December 13, 2023 Share Posted December 13, 2023 20 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said: canny story. if they make a thomas crown affair II though i think im probably favourite for the pierce brosnan part. I was thinking more the Duke, where MF's dad stole the Duke of Wellington portrait. Canny film actually. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobHopeandNoHope 486 Posted December 13, 2023 Share Posted December 13, 2023 2 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: As if a mackem could afford sambas. Pewma all day marra Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26811 Posted December 13, 2023 Share Posted December 13, 2023 2 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: It’s bad news for Basic Mick if it’s his turn to wear the family trainers, aye. ‘C’mon Uncal Mick, it’s my turn to wear the Lonsdales’ ’What have I told you, Basic Mick? Call me Dad’ 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 5848 Posted December 13, 2023 Share Posted December 13, 2023 13 minutes ago, BobHopeandNoHope said: Pewma all day marra Pumas are expensive man They only wear old school Lonsdales or the old donnay trainers sports direct had on the tables near the front: 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 5848 Posted December 13, 2023 Share Posted December 13, 2023 1 minute ago, ewerk said: ‘C’mon Uncal Mick, it’s my turn to wear the Lonsdales’ ’What have I told you, Basic Mick? Call me Dad’ "But we're brothers" "Aye, as well marra" 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 27572 Posted December 13, 2023 Share Posted December 13, 2023 1 hour ago, Toonpack said: Reminds me of a "jolly jape" - In The Farmers for last orders as per and I noticed a picture on the wall and happened to say to the lads "wor lass would love that picture" and as we were leaving one of the lads ripped it off the wall (rawlplugs and all) and stuck it up the back of his jacket - his shoulders looked like that lass out of Dallas. I gets home, Mrs in bed so I prop picture up on the mantlepiece as a surprise. She gets up next morning and all I hear is "WHATS THAT" - safe to say she didn't like it !! And here's the picture he took a shine to..... 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13915 Posted December 13, 2023 Share Posted December 13, 2023 50 minutes ago, Dazzler said: Pumas are expensive man They only wear old school Lonsdales or the old donnay trainers sports direct had on the tables near the front: About 18 months ago absolute morons were calling that style fashionable and paying £400 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 5848 Posted December 13, 2023 Share Posted December 13, 2023 6 minutes ago, Tom said: About 18 months ago absolute morons were calling that style fashionable and paying £400 They used to fly off the shelves(table) back when I worked at sports direct 20 years ago. It was inevitable that Donnays would come back into style, look at them... £15 for comfort, class and style. For an extra fiver you could get the ones with plastic air bubbles - in a range of green, red, blue, black or orange. The extra fiver would have you oozing in sophistication, and drowning in the finest heroin-addled blart. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39184 Posted December 13, 2023 Share Posted December 13, 2023 10 minutes ago, Dazzler said: and drowning in the finest heroin-addled blart. Also a category on pornhub, so I’m told. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 5848 Posted December 13, 2023 Share Posted December 13, 2023 "so I'm told" 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39184 Posted December 13, 2023 Share Posted December 13, 2023 1 hour ago, ewerk said: ‘C’mon Uncal Mick, it’s my turn to wear the Lonsdales’ ’What have I told you, Basic Mick? Call me Dad’ I wonder how many of the Micks are still 1- Alive 2- At liberty 3- Illiterate Unkal must be getting close to his 40s, which is ancient for a mackem. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
safcforever 75 Posted December 13, 2023 Share Posted December 13, 2023 5 hours ago, Dazzler said: Nowt sadder than a pair of these bad boys getting a good swilling with sewage water: haven’t wore a pair of them in years, now that Ashley doesn’t own you lot I might pick some up as a Christmas present to myself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 5848 Posted December 13, 2023 Share Posted December 13, 2023 1 hour ago, safcforever said: haven’t wore a pair of them in years, now that Ashley doesn’t own you lot I might pick some up as a Christmas present to myself I'm sure the carpets of your caravan/permanent abode will love them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30789 Posted December 13, 2023 Share Posted December 13, 2023 I haven’t worn a pair of those ever, is surely the more appropriate response to a photo of those things 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30789 Posted December 13, 2023 Share Posted December 13, 2023 4 hours ago, Howmanheyman said: And here's the picture he took a shine to..... It was actually the picture left behind after all the packs KP Nuts were sold Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3283 Posted December 13, 2023 Share Posted December 13, 2023 3 hours ago, safcforever said: haven’t wore a pair of them in years, now that Ashley doesn’t own you lot I might pick some up as a Christmas present to myself I’d kill myself if I was ever reduced to buying a pair of those. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39184 Posted December 13, 2023 Share Posted December 13, 2023 26 minutes ago, Kevin Carr's Gloves said: I’d kill myself if I was ever reduced to buying a pair of those. Me too, and I had both legs amputated at birth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12899 Posted December 13, 2023 Share Posted December 13, 2023 Some proper shan Shoezone trainers being posted here 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39184 Posted December 13, 2023 Share Posted December 13, 2023 I’d love to hear the mackem pronunciation of Diechmanns. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
safcforever 75 Posted December 14, 2023 Share Posted December 14, 2023 5 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: I’d love to hear the mackem pronunciation of Diechmanns. Dee-sh-mns Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tdansmith 2244 Posted December 14, 2023 Share Posted December 14, 2023 67 pages on RTG on our match thread. Full of the usual jealousy, faux outrage and bile. Fuckin' sad mackem bastards. https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/nufc-🇸🇦-v-ac-milan-🇮🇹-kick-off-2000-tntsports1.1621943/page-87 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 18050 Posted December 14, 2023 Share Posted December 14, 2023 I'm gutted that not only did we come last in the group of death, we didn't even play any proper teams. Anf of course, the mackems would have beaten AC Milan. Time to give up I reckon. Let's just give up our ambitions and live our lives vicariously through the mackems. That's what football's all about marra. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 4010 Posted December 14, 2023 Share Posted December 14, 2023 Of course they'd beat Milan 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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