Dazzler 5809 Posted January 4 Share Posted January 4 1 minute ago, Renton said: They seem a bit cross. "Eddie Hitler" 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 5809 Posted January 4 Share Posted January 4 We sold our soul for untold riches and success - they sold theirs to us for a few quid and a battering 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 18028 Posted January 4 Share Posted January 4 Well, they love sharing Paddy Power tweets around so.... The SMB is absolutely crackers btw. More than 600 posts on that thread alone in less than an hour. Literally tens of thousands of posts about a single derby match over the Xmas period. I mean, I obviously want us to win but even if we smash them it's not going to make up for the recent disappointing matches. If we lose, well it's just a one off match for me and Howe will retain my support, just focus on next season. It's only a game of football ffs. 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 5809 Posted January 4 Share Posted January 4 2 minutes ago, Renton said: Well, they love sharing Paddy Power tweets around so.... The SMB is absolutely crackers btw. More than 600 posts on that thread alone in less than an hour. Literally tens of thousands of posts about a single derby match over the Xmas period. I mean, I obviously want us to win but even if we smash them it's not going to make up for the recent disappointing matches. If we lose, well it's just a one off match for me and Howe will retain my support, just focus on next season. It's only a game of football ffs. Heads will roll for that tweet. Not because the Saudis have brought their guillotine over for the match but because they will be falling clean off mackem shoulders all over wearside. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 18028 Posted January 4 Share Posted January 4 I DO like the way they crossed out Haway the lad into Howay the lads btw. That is a huge piss take. Apparently the teams arecoming out to Local Hero too. The way it should be. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 5809 Posted January 4 Share Posted January 4 At this point I am fully expecting their owner to rock up in a toon shirt, drink brown ale, and spend the entire match blasting "dirty monkey mackems" over the tannoy. 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 18028 Posted January 4 Share Posted January 4 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 5809 Posted January 4 Share Posted January 4 They are allegedly being fined by the FA too because the tickets have the wrong branding on and state that it's a league one game 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30758 Posted January 4 Share Posted January 4 Looks to me like they’ve sold their souls, albeit for free, and it’s no longer their club. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30758 Posted January 4 Share Posted January 4 22 minutes ago, Dazzler said: At this point I am fully expecting their owner to rock up in a toon shirt, drink brown ale, and spend the entire match blasting "dirty monkey mackems" over the tannoy. Sat next to Sam Fender 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 5809 Posted January 4 Share Posted January 4 2 minutes ago, Alex said: Sat next to Sam Fender He's standing in the centre circle with the saxophone lad playing local hero whilst we crack on with the traditional Saudi stoning of someone coerced into confessing they aren't a Muslim (as we do before every match). 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12889 Posted January 4 Share Posted January 4 At everything that has transpired there today. Nothing like making our lives easier and massively aggravating your fans in the process 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anorthernsoul 1221 Posted January 4 Share Posted January 4 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39150 Posted January 4 Share Posted January 4 32 minutes ago, Anorthernsoul said: Protest? Sex Mag behaviour. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 6442 Posted January 4 Share Posted January 4 Sex mag sex mag Yewra sex mag divvent shag wor seagull while uz castergate Riyadh 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14136 Posted January 4 Share Posted January 4 45 minutes ago, Anorthernsoul said: Time for a bewwwwwwwcuott 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39150 Posted January 4 Share Posted January 4 So, before we’ve even turned up, we’ve taken their end. Good and proper. Thanks for reading my post. 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13915 Posted January 4 Share Posted January 4 Result aside this is very funny 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobHopeandNoHope 486 Posted January 4 Share Posted January 4 I had a few things to do but fuck it, I think I’ll just head over to Ready to Groom for the comedy value instead 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 14878 Posted January 4 Share Posted January 4 😀 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30758 Posted January 4 Share Posted January 4 50 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: So, before we’ve even turned up, we’ve taken their end. Good and proper. Thanks for reading my post. You heard it here first 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39150 Posted January 4 Share Posted January 4 6 minutes ago, PaddockLad said: 😀 This flip flop just adds to the comedy 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 20128 Posted January 4 Share Posted January 4 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aimaad22 3599 Posted January 4 Share Posted January 4 (edited) Almost feel sorry for them. On hand they absolutely hate NUFC's guts and want nothing to do with such an unethical club, and yet at the same time the fixture is their biggest in years and they've no idea when or if they'll have such an occasion again so you might as well celebrate it. The internal conflict must be hilarious Edited January 4 by aimaad22 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 5809 Posted January 4 Share Posted January 4 18 minutes ago, PaddockLad said: 😀 Ewps sorry marras. Wuh didn't meyn to turn the black cats Bar into a pewr replica of bar 1892. Pleyse keyp spending your universal credit on our merchandise. Cheers. 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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