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2 hours ago, Renton said:

 

Problem is, Portsmouth have no class unlike the mackems.

 

 

“Plus a squirt or two of Zyklon B maybe?”

 

Oof. 

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They’re quick to forget that at one of the Derby’s at SJP they launched a flare into our disabled fans section.

At the time it was the funniest thing ever but suddenly it’s abhorrent. Perhaps the Portsmouth fans were using a different brand of flare!?

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17 minutes ago, essembeeofsunderland said:

Where have the Seaburn Casualties gone? 20 of those could have taken Sparta. Or was it their local Spar? 

Last I heard, they went to Berwick for a scrap, got so bored they ended up forming a Magic The Gathering league, and were never heard from again. 

Perhaps. 

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3 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Last I heard, they went to Berwick for a scrap, got so bored they ended up forming a Magic The Gathering league, and were never heard from again. 

Perhaps. 

 

That's exactly what how it happens :lol:

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10 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Last I heard, they went to Berwick for a scrap, got so bored they ended up forming a Magic The Gathering league, and were never heard from again. 

Perhaps. 

At least they can’t get relegated.

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Don’t worry everyone there is still hope for another special relationship to be forged:

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But those Pompey lads still have to watch themselves or they’ll get a clip from the worldwide SAFC fan base (special mention to the below being a response to that knacker Dangermows trying to portray their scummy fan base as whiter than white):

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aaaaand yet another brilliant bit of delusion chucked in for good measure:

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everyones cup final etc. 

I wonder when they’ll click on that it’s not the case? Season 2 in League One maybe, I still can’t believe they call us deluded :lol: all of the above comes from one thread, there’s also a Boro fan arguing before they try to form a bond with them by saying most Sunderland fans want Boro to do well and vice versa. 

 

The top 2 divisions are far better without these deluded, trampy fuckers. They’ve been absolutely shite in every division they’ve been in for my entire life, they idolize Kevin Phillips and Niall Quinn, 2 absolutely bang average strikers which says it all really. 

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Me too. I'm totally gutted we're not the subject of a Netflix documentary reporting our relegation to the third tier at the hands of Burton and Darren Bent. Also gutted we don't have a nonce footballer to adulate. Who wouldn't be? Jealous as fuck. :(

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2 hours ago, Tom said:

It doesn’t like. I once had a poo in a forest.

I once had a shite off a 600ft cliff. 

 

It disappeared from view as it dropped, but then did a passable “Wile E Coyote” splat as it hit the deck. 

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Noticed a classic in a "we're a big club us" thread where someone states the'yre the sixth most successful club in England - this quaint thing they have where only titles actually count.

 

 

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On 27/04/2019 at 16:59, Howmanheyman said:

Play offs only now for Sunderland. Squeaky bum time now at the 3rd division club.....

 

 

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I love this photo. Never fails hahaha

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8 minutes ago, SpartaFC said:

I love this photo. Never fails hahaha

 

The fucking clip of that guy. Doubling down on a weird head with a weird haircut....

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6 minutes ago, Kitman said:

 

The fucking clip of that guy. Doubling down on a weird head with a weird haircut....

Just looks like it's the most natural thing in the world. Crimping one off on a plastic seat at a "football match".

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