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[Renton 17973]

Blimey. After Fish left yesterday they have gone into a frenzy about soemthing MBS said. Lots of pages added. They continue to develop the narrative that there is something fundamentally different about Newcastle fans and, after much research, that is why Saudi invested in the club, no other club would have accepted them apparently, especially the morally superior SAFC, oh no. [Obviously they were attracted by the stick we gave Ashley over lack of investment and on field success, and the stance some made on his business practices. This makes sense how? ]

This was the latest post by Blue bell end, who is rapidly coming up the ranks to rival Bear Beets and skylon as the most bitter and ignorant poster:

 

 

You've worked it out incorrectly marra. 

 

 

 

 

[RobinRobin 9367]

3 minutes ago, Renton said:

Blimey. After Fish left yesterday they have gone into a frenzy about soemthing MBS said. Lots of pages added. They continue to develop the narrative that there is something fundamentally different about Newcastle fans and, after much research, that is why Saudi invested in the club, no other club would have accepted them apparently, especially the morally superior SAFC, oh no. [Obviously they were attracted by the stick we gave Ashley over lack of investment and on field success, and the stance some made on his business practices. This makes sense how? ]

This was the latest post by Blue bell end, who is rapidly coming up the ranks to rival Bear Beets and skylon as the most bitter and ignorant poster:

 

 

You've worked it out incorrectly marra. 

 

 

 

 

That'll be the incorrect number of digits 

[Alex 30706]

Make something up. Get annoyed about it. And repeat  

[Monkeys Fist 39018]

7 hours ago, RobinRobin said:

That'll be the incorrect number of digits 

[GrahamTaylor5 664]

https://twitter.com/bbcnewcastle/status/1705288669362270216?t=t5ooH7QRfjY8Aw6w6MqOxw&s=19

[ewerk 26730]

Are those prison chairs he’s sitting on?

[Monkeys Fist 39018]

His time’s up. 

[Howay 12495]

 The fucking state of that. They didn’t even bother cutting out the random bloke from 1983 sitting there for the first four seconds. 
 

Poor Tony missing the San Siro, those days are long gone now. 

Edited September 23, 2023 by Howay

[Howay 12495]

 

[Gemmill 35257]

 

NEW FWIEND!

[Kid Dynamite 6042]

6 hours ago, Howay said:

 The fucking state of that. They didn’t even bother cutting out the random bloke from 1983 sitting there for the first four seconds. 
 

Poor Tony missing the San Siro, those days are long gone now. 

Has he ever played or managed in the San Siro? Played in the Anglo Italian cup with Ipswich, played/managed in the UEFA cup with Celtic and managed in the UEFA cup with Hibs, but never at the San Siro according to Wiki

[Renton 17973]

4 hours ago, Gemmill said:

 

NEW FWIEND!

Weird. I thought every Sunderland match was shown in every sports bar and cafe in Bilbao, with beam backs in the park etc.?

[Renton 17973]

Bit of light hearted banter about a milanese chicken burger sold in a cafe in North Shields. 

 

 

306 post thread on the SMB, accusations of nonce, scum, murderers, left right and centre, and a campaign to get the restaurant closed by spamming fraudulent reviews. 

 

Aye, totally normal. 

[Ayatollah Hermione 12844]

What’s even worse with S&W is that they used to have one of those obnoxious “WE WOULDN’T DARE SHOW FOOTBALL HERE” stances to suddenly putting the games on when they realised how many people were going in The Gunner to watch us play. So even they can get under the Mackems skin and they don’t really know what’s going on other than trying to piggyback on viral Newcastle nonsense

[Alex 30706]

That’s a fucking menu. Whereas their actual football club put adverts up in ‘Ponteland Airport’ trying to to take the piss out of us for being in the Championship when they were in the Premier League. 

Edited September 23, 2023 by Alex

[Renton 17973]

Well, the reviews seem to have been taken off trip advisor already so hopefully no harm done for what was a light hearted joke. Looking at the reviews apparently they do a canny breakfast so might give them a try one day. 

[Alex 30706]

Shocking spelling of Calabrian though  

[RobinRobin 9367]

Lionesses play at sol but: 

🙂 

[Ayatollah Hermione 12844]

3 hours ago, Renton said:

Well, the reviews seem to have been taken off trip advisor already so hopefully no harm done for what was a light hearted joke. Looking at the reviews apparently they do a canny breakfast so might give them a try one day. 

Aye, the breakfasts are fucking unreal tbf to them  It’s worth noting that I live literally a minute away and I hardly go in though. Replacing the baked beans with a spicy bean mix is inspired

Edited September 23, 2023 by Ayatollah Hermione

[Ayatollah Hermione 12844]

 

[Howay 12495]

[Renton 17973]

1 hour ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

 

 

Mild piss taking to cause a Mackem meltdown - YES! 

[Ayatollah Hermione 12844]

1 hour ago, Renton said:

 

Mild piss taking to cause a Mackem meltdown - YES! 

Essentially  The Mackems seem to be actively looking for things to froth over at this point 

[Alex 30706]

Given they’d comfortably beat both us and Milan I’m surprised it bothers them.  

[t00nraider2 40]

"Our hungry young squad would give the murderers a much better game. Our defence wouldn't give their attack a sniff, and our attack would be relentless against their slow, aging defence. The real battle would be in midfield, where our hunger and drive, elevated by the fans, would see us come out on top. When we go up, we just need to pray we don't lose our best players like Sheffield did, and hope the Saudis don't buy the referee like they likely did today. We're developing a squad that will leave the mags reeling every time. Can't wait til we go back up."