Alex 38192 Posted April 24 Share Posted April 24 https://www.instagram.com/reel/DI1dlcxM-wi/?igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA%3D%3D 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 4457 Posted April 24 Share Posted April 24 I love Jeff Innocent 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11501 Posted April 25 Share Posted April 25 On 24/04/2025 at 20:31, Alex said: https://www.instagram.com/reel/DI1dlcxM-wi/?igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA%3D%3D Expand Was just about to post the same. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11501 Posted April 25 Share Posted April 25 ... Jesus Christ @Rosco look a few posts earlier. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosco 969 Posted April 25 Share Posted April 25 (edited) On 25/04/2025 at 10:55, The Fish said: ... Jesus Christ @Rosco look a few posts earlier. Expand Sorry must be going blind deleted Edited April 25 by Rosco Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11501 Posted April 25 Share Posted April 25 On 25/04/2025 at 10:57, Rosco said: Sorry must be going blind deleted Expand Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 46899 Posted April 25 Share Posted April 25 On 24/04/2025 at 21:55, Kevin Carr's Gloves said: I love Jeff Innocent Expand Are we sure he’s not you? I’m not. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 4457 Posted April 25 Share Posted April 25 On 25/04/2025 at 11:56, Monkeys Fist said: Are we sure he’s not you? I’m not. Expand He’s my uncle. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 46899 Posted April 25 Share Posted April 25 Jeff or Humpty? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 53578 Posted April 25 Share Posted April 25 Thumbty. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 24775 Posted April 26 Share Posted April 26 Good to see Sunderland preparing so well for the play offs. Last 5 games, LLLLD. Today: Boring mackem cunts. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 24775 Posted April 27 Share Posted April 27 The SMB is back on top form, plenty of panic, infighting and growing realisation they are fucked. Example. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebrokendoll 11050 Posted April 27 Share Posted April 27 I remember when all us mags were absolutely gutted that they borrowed him. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14458 Posted April 27 Share Posted April 27 Hold on…there’s a strong likelihood that SunderLLLLand will have to play Wrexham next year. Didn’t the owners only get involved with Wrexham because they watched the mackem documentary and saw there was money to be made? Class how the mackems have stood still 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 24775 Posted April 27 Share Posted April 27 On 27/04/2025 at 12:55, Tom said: SunderLLLLand Expand Class. NeWWWLWcastle. Damn you Aston Villa. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 38468 Posted April 27 Share Posted April 27 You can tell they're doing (extra) shite lately, they're after Keane again..... 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 38192 Posted April 27 Share Posted April 27 NIKE CONSETT 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 38192 Posted April 28 Share Posted April 28 They were discussing the possibility of Wrexham away next season on there when up pops Keith with this scintillating anecdote: 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 12470 Posted April 28 Share Posted April 28 Such a tale, it's like listening to a young Peter Ustinov 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 15366 Posted April 28 Share Posted April 28 Even that’s probably made up as well 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 24484 Posted April 28 Share Posted April 28 On 28/04/2025 at 14:05, Alex said: They were discussing the possibility of Wrexham away next season on there when up pops Keith with this scintillating anecdote: Expand so many words and yet never looked like reaching an interesting or amusing conclusion. 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 53578 Posted April 28 Share Posted April 28 (edited) That's what talking to my father-in-law is like. Really long stories about a job he hasn't done for 20 years, and genuinely we'll be 10 minutes into one of these things where he's described in detail the drive to Scotland, the walk from the car to the office, including incidental details about "and if you look right, you can see this other building"... Bit of detail about that building, cos why the fuck wouldn't I want to know about that, and I suddenly have this crisis where I can't remember what we were talking about that made him set off on this fucking odyssey, where this ramble is going to end, and how the fuck I'm supposed to react when it peters out to nothing. It's horrendous. He basically wants to tell me a story about his old job every time I see him, and it doesn't matter whether it's relevant to current conversations, he'll just go "well that's a bit like when I used to work at...." and off we fucking go. They all end with me going "Ah right", and then turning to my wife and the mother in law and trying to get into their conversation. He must think I fucking hate him. Edited April 28 by Gemmill 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 8069 Posted April 28 Share Posted April 28 On 28/04/2025 at 14:39, Gemmill said: That's what talking to my father-in-law is like. Really long stories about a job he hasn't done for 20 years, and genuinely we'll be 10 minutes into one of these things where he's described in detail the drive to Scotland, the walk from the car to the office, including incidental details about "and if you look right, you can see this other building"... Bit of detail about that building, cos why the fuck wouldn't I want to know about that, and I suddenly have this crisis where I can't remember what we were talking about that made him set off on this fucking odyssey, where this ramble is going to end, and how the fuck I'm supposed to react when it peters out to nothing. It's horrendous. He basically wants to tell me a story about his old job every time I see him, and it doesn't matter whether it's relevant to current conversations, he'll just go "well that's a bit like when I used to work at...." and off we fucking go. They all end with me going "Ah right", and then turning to my wife and the mother in law and trying to get into their conversation. He must think I fucking hate him. Expand This is worse than Keith's story FFS 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 8173 Posted April 28 Share Posted April 28 On 28/04/2025 at 14:39, Gemmill said: That's what talking to my father-in-law is like. Really long stories about a job he hasn't done for 20 years, and genuinely we'll be 10 minutes into one of these things where he's described in detail the drive to Scotland, the walk from the car to the office, including incidental details about "and if you look right, you can see this other building"... Bit of detail about that building, cos why the fuck wouldn't I want to know about that, and I suddenly have this crisis where I can't remember what we were talking about that made him set off on this fucking odyssey, where this ramble is going to end, and how the fuck I'm supposed to react when it peters out to nothing. It's horrendous. He basically wants to tell me a story about his old job every time I see him, and it doesn't matter whether it's relevant to current conversations, he'll just go "well that's a bit like when I used to work at...." and off we fucking go. They all end with me going "Ah right", and then turning to my wife and the mother in law and trying to get into their conversation. He must think I fucking hate him. Expand Mine is exactly the same. I can take about 2 mins before I zone out then when the conversation stops I just smile awkwardly because I have no idea what my response should be. The grand kids and his kids just magically disperse when he starts a story and I’m left alone in the room with him. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 53578 Posted April 28 Share Posted April 28 On 28/04/2025 at 14:48, Holden McGroin said: Mine is exactly the same. I can take about 2 mins before I zone out then when the conversation stops I just smile awkwardly because I have no idea what my response should be. The grand kids and his kids just magically disperse when he starts a story and I’m left alone in the room with him. Expand Same story. Wife and mother in law know what he's like and don't want to hear his shit so I get isolated with him. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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