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Ok. Heres what happened. Listen closely friends. Gather round children!

 

Date: August 1st 2011

 

Setting: NUFC board room

 

Ashley: Hey Alan, here's our proposal, were not gonna give you f all money to spend, and your going to be on a rolling yearly contract depending on preformance but if you get us top 6 this season we'll give you an 8 year contract (LOOOOOLZ)

 

Pards: No problem. Sounds great!

 

8 hours later.

 

Setting: somewhere very warm.

 

Pards: Hey i was wondering if we could do a deal, one great season and i give you what you want.

 

Satan: No problem.

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Reminds me of the relegation season this.

Yup. But we'll fall for the same shit this season as that time but this time will be way worse, 'ah but we've loads of injuries lads' well maybe you should have fuckign bought at least more than 1 real player (with experience) in the summer!. It reminds me of the mistake robson made with only buying bowyer. Why can't we build on success likt the other 19 clubs and not hope for 2 miracles in a fucking row!

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What a load of shit. Can't fucking believe we waited until we were 2-1 down to make subs, and even then we brought on Nile fucking Ranger.

 

Who would you prefer? Tavenier and Ferguson?

 

None of our second string are good enough.

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Best we've played all month. WIlliamson at fault for both goals (and Jonas for one). Players looked hungry and up for it and we have another winnable game on Monday.

 

People need to take their tampons out or start supporting Sunderland :lol:

 

Just like the previous 4. :lol:

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We may have been a little better tonight but if you hadn't seen us play the last few games, then you would say it was a crap performance. Still very cumbersome and barely creative. We will lose our best players at this rate as they will want out. Who can blame them? Injuries or no injuries, 4 losses in a row plus the performances is unacceptable and Pardew as the manager has to be held responsible. His time is up in my book. We need to improve now and he has not got the ability.

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Best we've played all month. WIlliamson at fault for both goals (and Jonas for one). Players looked hungry and up for it and we have another winnable game on Monday.

 

People need to take their tampons out or start supporting Sunderland :lol:

 

Fair points but then again the last few games have all been very much winnable and look at what we gained from those. By all accounts Wigan were the better team until Man City scored tonight too.

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