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look everyone, i know this is a senior management meeting is important, but i'm flagging a bit after my 8th pint and vodka chaser. i'm just going to grab a quick 40 winks under the table. 

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1 hour ago, Dr Gloom said:

look everyone, i know this is a senior management meeting is important, but i'm flagging a bit after my 8th pint and vodka chaser. i'm just going to grab a quick 40 winks under the table. 

 

Thing is, it won't even be that cordial. He'll just shuffle under the table while someone is midway through a presentation on the budget and start snoring.

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29 minutes ago, Rayvin said:

 

Thing is, it won't even be that cordial. He'll just shuffle under the table while someone is midway through a presentation on the budget and start snoring.

 

probably letting a few beer farts going after he blacks out

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At least the bit about how he was trying to figure out Newcastles transfers while on the sesh goes someway to helping us all understand the signing of Riviere. 

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naturally, and yet i somehow can't stop myself from admiring his 'couldn't give a fuck" attitude: this is my company, and i'll get paralytic and soil myself among senior staff if i want to. 

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33 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

naturally, and yet i somehow can't stop myself from admiring his 'couldn't give a fuck" attitude: this is my company, and i'll get paralytic and soil myself among senior staff if i want to. 

Thats fair enough & i get people thinking its amusing. But then the more attention grabbing headlines are "Newcastle owner" not "Sports Direct owner" it does absolutley nothing but drag the good name of the club in the gutter.

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3 hours ago, ewerk said:

 

 

I'm not sure that Ashley has ever watched any of the Star Wars films.

He was going to make a 'Marvel' analogy but thought of the 'films you've watched' thread and couldn't handle reading Fish's long responses.

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13 hours ago, Howmanheyman said:

He was going to make a 'Marvel' analogy but thought of the 'films you've watched' thread and couldn't handle reading Fish's long responses.

Fuck off you chippy cunt.

 

 

How's that for a short response? :huff:

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