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12 minutes ago, 247 said:

Tbf its a laugh to think how ridiculous Wise as manager would have been but then you realise we actually appointed Kinnear. That actually happened. :lol:

I remember a while back and I was talking about it with somebody and I had practically erased Kinnear's tenure from my memory like it had never happened. It was like a jolt when I remembered it really had :lol:

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I don’t think this is a knee jerk to a poor result at home to a weak side but I feel like Ashley has finally pushed firmly down on the pillow and suffocated this club this season after a decade of hol

Fuck off

The phone saying “what’s up long pins can’t wait to feel ur unreal body”

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9 hours ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

 

And make some poor shop workers day a pain? No, thanks 

Just a light hearted response, however...

Having spent a former life in retail, most days are a pain, regardless. Working with people who think that they are always right, regardless, does take the shine off.

Also have you experienced customer service in Sports Direct recently AH? 

I consider myself a pretty laid back sort, but I ashamedly created a scene in Harlow town centre after a particular incident. My children will not let me return to said shop.

Harlow is probably akin to the Galleries of Essex. Yes - I let myself down. Sorry.

However the guy in Enfield retail park definitely knows his stuff. He was the Rain Man of sports shoes. I'd give him an OBE. Living in Enfield, next to Donkey Lane Sports Fields, working in Fat Mike's Tat Emporium and excelling. 

I live in the south now, as you have probably noticed, but recently got lost in the MetroCentre Sports Direct, looking for football boots and a size four Mitre Futsall ball if anyone needs a northern reference to make my post valid. 

 

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9 hours ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

 

You would rather sit and count out a quid in pennies than have a simple 30 second transaction? The politics threads are making some sense now anyway

 

I dont see it as a great hardship. And it would impact his business. The staff get paid either way in the end.

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On 07/09/2018 at 22:19, Tyne Bridge said:

Just a light hearted response, however...

Having spent a former life in retail, most days are a pain, regardless. Working with people who think that they are always right, regardless, does take the shine off.

Also have you experienced customer service in Sports Direct recently AH? 

I consider myself a pretty laid back sort, but I ashamedly created a scene in Harlow town centre after a particular incident. My children will not let me return to said shop.

Harlow is probably akin to the Galleries of Essex. Yes - I let myself down. Sorry.

However the guy in Enfield retail park definitely knows his stuff. He was the Rain Man of sports shoes. I'd give him an OBE. Living in Enfield, next to Donkey Lane Sports Fields, working in Fat Mike's Tat Emporium and excelling. 

I live in the south now, as you have probably noticed, but recently got lost in the MetroCentre Sports Direct, looking for football boots and a size four Mitre Futsall ball if anyone needs a northern reference to make my post valid. 

 

 

I literally have no idea what your point is supposed to be

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1 hour ago, Howay said:

:lol: Was going to say they must be children’s size. 

What a fucking state he is mind, the money he has and he goes out dressed like that. 

 

I don't understand it, looking halfway decent (even if you're a fat bloke) when you've got that much money would be so fucking easy. You can pay a subscription service for people to just send you clothes and stuff for not a lot, never mind a billionaire version.

 

What does he spend all his time doing?

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1 hour ago, Andrew said:

 

I don't understand it, looking halfway decent (even if you're a fat bloke) when you've got that much money would be so fucking easy. You can pay a subscription service for people to just send you clothes and stuff for not a lot, never mind a billionaire version.

 

What does he spend all his time doing?

:lol: Aye that’s it like, just a shirt and jeans that actually fit would be a start ffs. It goes with what seems to be his personally based on his ownership of NUFC, a half arsed, cheap, ill fitting carpet bagger. 

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There was a lad at school who was nicknamed 'Posh Scruff' because he always looked a total clip despite his parents living in a massive house but I don't think he got close to the discrepancy Ashley pulls off. 

Who even sells jeans like that?! Where do you buy those jeans & how much do they cost? 

If I went to a charity shop and was blind folded, I'd firstly be confused, but secondly I'd expect to pick out a pair of jeans significantly better than that. That's before you get on to the 'temp who can only photocopy' shirt. 

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